Twisted book/movie title fun (Possibly NSFW titles inside)

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  • LillieLillie Member Posts: 276 Gifted
    I cannot like your post enough, @Kay.

    (Turn Coat was the best in the series, also Skin Game comes out in May if you haven't heard.)
    The Necromentate's mind opens to you, and a grotesque, demonic figure appears in your mind's eye, screaming in torment:
    "THE DEMON LORDS CAN NEVER TRULY BE KILLED - GREAT IS THEIR POWER."


    You shock a platinum-coloured geomycus with tales of terror bestowed on villages who don't follow Magnagora.
    A platinum-coloured geomycus slaps her knee and declares that, by the gods, Ptoma Hive should follow the Grand Empire of Magnagora after all!
    Shouts rise up from Ptoma Hive, as its denizens loudly pledge themselves to the Grand Empire of Magnagora.

  • KayKay Member Posts: 11 Novice
    What I'm reading now:

    Good Omens with a chainsaw. 

    Or:

    Good Omens in my pants.

    And I know! I can't wait for it. the 27th of May, I think it was. And Turn Coat was good. But I rather liked Proven Guilty. And Dead Beat. And despite all the complaints people had about it, Changes. Not a fan of Fool Moon, though.
  • KarlachKarlach God of Kittens. Member Posts: 3,727 Transcendent
    I'm on a Tom Clancy binge.

    The hunt for Red October in my pants.

    The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."

    You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!


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  • KagatoKagato Carmichael, CAMember Posts: 1,099 Fabled
    Learning Kanji with a chainsaw x_x
  • LillieLillie Member Posts: 276 Gifted
    Kay said:
    What I'm reading now:

    Good Omens with a chainsaw. 

    Or:

    Good Omens in my pants.

    And I know! I can't wait for it. the 27th of May, I think it was. And Turn Coat was good. But I rather liked Proven Guilty. And Dead Beat. And despite all the complaints people had about it, Changes. Not a fan of Fool Moon, though.
    Who the hell doesn't like Changes? Best of the bunch in my opinion!

    On topic: The Debate Between Bill Nye and Ken Ham in my pants.
    The Necromentate's mind opens to you, and a grotesque, demonic figure appears in your mind's eye, screaming in torment:
    "THE DEMON LORDS CAN NEVER TRULY BE KILLED - GREAT IS THEIR POWER."


    You shock a platinum-coloured geomycus with tales of terror bestowed on villages who don't follow Magnagora.
    A platinum-coloured geomycus slaps her knee and declares that, by the gods, Ptoma Hive should follow the Grand Empire of Magnagora after all!
    Shouts rise up from Ptoma Hive, as its denizens loudly pledge themselves to the Grand Empire of Magnagora.

  • LillieLillie Member Posts: 276 Gifted
    Kagato said:
    Learning Kanji with a chainsaw x_x
    對不起寫兩次,但我覺得你還是學中文。 學好了中文以後,學日文真的容易了。 あなたは怠け者ですか?あなたは懸命に仕事をしたいですか?

    The Necromentate's mind opens to you, and a grotesque, demonic figure appears in your mind's eye, screaming in torment:
    "THE DEMON LORDS CAN NEVER TRULY BE KILLED - GREAT IS THEIR POWER."


    You shock a platinum-coloured geomycus with tales of terror bestowed on villages who don't follow Magnagora.
    A platinum-coloured geomycus slaps her knee and declares that, by the gods, Ptoma Hive should follow the Grand Empire of Magnagora after all!
    Shouts rise up from Ptoma Hive, as its denizens loudly pledge themselves to the Grand Empire of Magnagora.

  • XeriaXeria Member Posts: 633 Gifted
    The Book of All Hours: Ink ... in my pants.
    is dead like the dodo
  • SiamSiam Whispered Voice Member Posts: 2,622 Transcendent
    Gone Girl with a chainsaw.
    Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"

    #bringShikariback 


  • RykiniaRykinia Member Posts: 81 Adept
    Reading through my good ole' discworld books again... Title of the thread says 'Possibly NSFW' so I'll deliver.


    Making Money.. In my pants.
  • ZalanaZalana Member Posts: 30 Apprentice
    ...oh man.


    A Mighty Fortress .. in my pants. *facepalm*
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  • TarkentonTarkenton Traitor Bear Member Posts: 2,555 Transcendent
    Getting to Yes...in my pants.
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  • ZouviqilZouviqil Queen of Uberjerkiness Member Posts: 975 Transcendent
    The Tree of Enchantment in my pants.
  • ZalanaZalana Member Posts: 30 Apprentice
    and, next book in line....I think I may stop admitting it after this one lol.;


    How Firm a Foundation ... in my pants.

    *facepalm*

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  • KagatoKagato Carmichael, CAMember Posts: 1,099 Fabled
    Zouviqil said:
    The Tree of Enchantment in my pants.
    Is it just me or would The Tree of Enchantment with a chainsaw be one of the most ironic (or oxymoronic) book titles ever? >_>
  • TarkentonTarkenton Traitor Bear Member Posts: 2,555 Transcendent
    A Hymn Before Battle in my pants.
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  • MimieMimie Member Posts: 75 Capable
    Necro!

    if I Stay in my pants
  • AsatirAsatir Member Posts: 18 Apprentice
    The Lusty Argonian Maid in my pants
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