Ruin a Date in Five Words Lusternia Edition

AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
edited August 2015 in The Funnies
In five words ruin a date in lusternia!


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  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    "I'm a trill with hair."

  • GuennieGuennie Member Posts: 36 Capable
    "Hi, my name is Alic."   :-\"
  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    /BREAK ENGAGEMENT

  • SedanasSedanas Member Posts: 246 Gifted
    Taint is not an STD!

  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    If you're Illuminati: Wanna see my perfect flesh?

  • ShaddusShaddus His Imperial Altness Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,652 Transcendent
    My plague is in remission.
    If I'm not good enough for Lusternia, then it is no longer good enough for me.
  • TridemonTridemon Member Posts: 612 Fabled
    Baby, Aquamancers get everyone wet.
    I'm Lucidian. If I don't get pedantic every so often, I might explode.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,333 Transcendent
    Wanna feel my thunder, bird?
  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    Nothing matters but Glomdoring, scrub.

  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    edited August 2015
    Luce said:
    It's only 200 years' difference.
    Six words!

    It's
    Only
    Two
    Hundred
    Years'
    Difference



  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    So, my manse or yours?

  • VetalaVetala Member Posts: 145 Adept
    A condom? What's that do?
  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    i don't think we have condoms

  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spotMember Posts: 4,317 Transcendent
    Alic said:
    i don't think we have condoms
    Six words!!
  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    In reference to Vetala

  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    "I am a Hallifax Loboshigaru."

  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    Pow pow

  • RiviusRivius Your resident wolf puppy Member Posts: 1,614 Transcendent
    My genie bottle spews flax
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    edited August 2015
    My hand recently got chopped off.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    Salome said:
    My hand recently got chopped off.

    I'm from the Dynasty Nightshade.

    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • LavinyaLavinya Former Queen of Snark AustraliaMember Posts: 3,354 Transcendent
    Incest is the noble way.



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