Tweets VII: Tweet Child of Mine

ManteekanManteekan Member, Moderator, Gods Posts: 55 Divine
After some discussion with the others, we have decided to reopen Tweets.

This thread is going to be watched very closely because of the history with other Tweets threads, so please do not make us have to step in. 

As a reminder, no personal attacks, don't be hateful, and just be respectful of one another. 

Enjoy, and do not make us regret this! ;)
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  • PortiusPortius Likes big books, cannot lie Member Posts: 1,249 Transcendent
    The title pun is pleasing to me. Nicely done.
    Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
  • TremulaTremula the Fate's choice for Drocilla Member Posts: 2,360 Transcendent
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                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • LavinyaLavinya Former Queen of Snark AustraliaMember Posts: 3,353 Transcendent
    I'm so excited and I have nothing to say, so I'll say it anyway. It's like twitter for real.



  • AyisdraAyisdra Member Posts: 924 Fabled

    Portius said:
    The title pun is pleasing to me. Nicely done.
    The pun hurts so much.

    I thought @Manteekan was better than this.
  • SilvanusSilvanus The Sparrowhawk Member Posts: 1,636 Transcendent
    Yay! Lack of Rants is back!
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  • AurikAurik Member Posts: 50 Capable
    Ayisdra said:

    Portius said:
    The title pun is pleasing to me. Nicely done.
    The pun hurts so much.

    I thought @Manteekan was better than this.
    He leant dreamily on Hoaracle's hand and makes constant puns about it.

    The pun is exactly what I expected of him and it's why I almost want to join his order IG <3
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  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective. Member Posts: 4,254 Transcendent
    You slip into a snobby snoot.

    You sniff disdainfully at the air with a snobby snoot, wrinkling your nose as you sense the faint traces of others in the nearby area.

    BEST ARTIFACT EVER
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  • VivetVivet , of Cows and Crystals Member Posts: 2,083 Transcendent
    ... another presents promo? So soon? Curse you money vacuum.
  • LeradLerad Member Posts: 2,382 Transcendent
    Seriously. I'm trying to save up to travel at the end of the year, and you do this to me? Sheesh.

  • NyxxNyxx Member Posts: 130 Capable
    I'm poorer than poor so this affects me only in the sense that I get no presents (which..meh. I never get em from gnomes or ironbeard either...) oh wells.
  • LavinyaLavinya Former Queen of Snark AustraliaMember Posts: 3,353 Transcendent
    PLEASE be consistent with presents - either they do leave an empty box or they don't. I just put 5 unopened presents in the nexus because I presumed I was getting an empty after each one. Nope. Lost half my presents. (Yes I have issued in the hopes I can get them back). I could have cried :(



  • AurikAurik Member Posts: 50 Capable
    Man. I bought credits like, six hours before this promotion.

    If I'd known about the presents I would've waited.

    Hopefully I can get it swapped or something >.>
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  • VivetVivet , of Cows and Crystals Member Posts: 2,083 Transcendent
    Aurik said:
    Man. I bought credits like, six hours before this promotion.

    If I'd known about the presents I would've waited.

    Hopefully I can get it swapped or something >.>
    This is why, when the month is coming to an end and I'm contemplating a purchase, I will almost always put it off. Just to see. Sometimes it even convinces me not to spend!
  • AurikAurik Member Posts: 50 Capable
    Vivet said:
    Aurik said:
    Man. I bought credits like, six hours before this promotion.

    If I'd known about the presents I would've waited.

    Hopefully I can get it swapped or something >.>
    This is why, when the month is coming to an end and I'm contemplating a purchase, I will almost always put it off. Just to see. Sometimes it even convinces me not to spend!
    Thing is, if it had been -any- other promotion, waiting would've meant not affording the thing I was hoping to get.

    This is literally the only promotion they could've done that would've made me wait, and they already did presents just a couple months back so I didn't think they'd do it again. >.>
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  • ShuyinShuyin The pug life chose me. Member Posts: 1,611 Transcendent
    Calling it now - my level 3 tam is happening.

    Woo tweets.
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  • LothringenLothringen Member Posts: 257 Fabled
    C'MON, PORTLY PACKAGE! @Wakabidrome

    (... wow.)
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  • KaalakKaalak Member Posts: 515 Fabled
    Just to make sure everyone knows the classics :)
    Celina says "Well I was only mocking out of obligation."
  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective. Member Posts: 4,254 Transcendent
    I'm a huge fan of portly package.
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  • TremulaTremula the Fate's choice for Drocilla Member Posts: 2,360 Transcendent
    Pretty sure the only reason we had to wait this long for Tweets (btw) is because we had to wait for @Manteekan to think up a good name.
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • ManteekanManteekan Member, Moderator, Gods Posts: 55 Divine
    edited October 2015
    Tremula said:
    Pretty sure the only reason we had to wait this long for Tweets (btw) is because we had to wait for @Manteekan to think up a good name.
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  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,331 Transcendent
    I always run out of steam post-80. Just can't figure out where to spend my online time.
  • ThalkrosThalkros Member Posts: 216 Expert
    Diplomatic letter exchanges are all fun and games until someone drops -18- gift boxes on you. Not sure if bribe or inventory cleaning -_-
  • LavinyaLavinya Former Queen of Snark AustraliaMember Posts: 3,353 Transcendent
    Thalkros said:
    Diplomatic letter exchanges are all fun and games until someone drops -18- gift boxes on you. Not sure if bribe or inventory cleaning -_-
    A little of column a, a little of column b?



  • TremulaTremula the Fate's choice for Drocilla Member Posts: 2,360 Transcendent
    Manteekan said:
    Tremula said:
    Pretty sure the only reason we had to wait this long for Tweets (btw) is because we had to wait for @Manteekan to think up a good name.
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    FTFY <3
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • StratasStratas Member Posts: 343 Fabled
    I'm apparently not good enough at empathing to ever recover modules that have been chewed on by slivven for a solid week. Never even got the grid out of critical before we gave up.
    The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    edited October 2015
    Celina said:
    I'm a huge fan of portly package.
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    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • TremulaTremula the Fate's choice for Drocilla Member Posts: 2,360 Transcendent
    People who are posting images have to make sure not to post to the website hosting the image.

    For example, you wouldn't make the image a link to: imgur.com/imagehere
    It would need to be: i.imgur.com/imagehere.jpg

    or something similar.

    Can be seen (if they don't fix) by quoting the person, opening the source, and then pulling out the link they wanted to send in the first place. 
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
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