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  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,296 Transcendent
    Mother knows best, especially when she tells you to become a glamorous stripper. Songs included.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • AnkalagonAnkalagon Member Posts: 5 Inept
    Evil witch passive aggressively asks implies a child is ugly, before tricking said child into a long and dangerous journey to kill another witch for her before sending her home.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,333 Transcendent
    Sooooome-wheeeeere ooooooover the rainbow.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,333 Transcendent
    Possessed Professor plans to pilfer potent piece of power. Puppetmaster presses professor to profane point palamino. Prodigy proceeds to purportedly pound professor prodigiously, prestidigitating past protections placed preemptively per parental platitudes.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,329 Transcendent
    Luce said:
    Possessed Professor plans to pilfer potent piece of power. Puppetmaster presses professor to profane point palamino. Prodigy proceeds to purportedly pound professor prodigiously, prestidigitating past protections placed preemptively per parental platitudes.
    I have to applaud you for that one. 


    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,670 Transcendent
    Abusive parent-child relationship set to old folk story.

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  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,333 Transcendent
    Tangled?
  • PectusPectus Member Posts: 546 Mythical
    Porcine breaking and entering, the toothfairy, and a nanny with white in her hair.

  • TalanTalan Member Posts: 1,000 Transcendent
    edited September 2016
    That BBC production of Hogfather?
    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • PectusPectus Member Posts: 546 Mythical
    Talan said:
    That BBC production of Hogfather?
    Yassssss

  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,333 Transcendent
    Technically counts...

    Faust, but with more dolls and less German.
  • ZokuZoku Member Posts: 57 Capable
    Half of one actors screentime is shirtless to appeal to teen female demographic. Sparkles.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,333 Transcendent
    Luce said:
    Lavinya said:
    Luce said:
    A would-be assassin embellishes the truth, and everyone loves him for it.
    Shark Tale? XD
    Nope.

    For a hint, and another movie: Multi-dimensional Highlander.

    Respectively, these were Hero and The One
  • ZokuZoku Member Posts: 57 Capable
    Cars. Explosions everywhere. Michael Bay.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,333 Transcendent
    Transformers?
  • KendraKendra Member Posts: 170 Gifted
    edited September 2016
    2 Men. One, Big Kahuma Sprite Cup. Pulp Fiction.  @Ankalagon
    Moon Priestess Ridien says, "The blood of an animal, however, can also be a tool. Consider fetishes -
    - efficient, powerful tools created by ecologists. It is exactly as Kendra says -- a tool of bones 
    and blood that has been magnified, changed, enchanted. Made into a tool."
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    I think you could have left out explosions, that's expected from him...
    Your numbers today are:
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,329 Transcendent
    If you scream, you get a case of "ghost-got-your-tongue", leaving you quite speechless.
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,333 Transcendent
    Middling remake of a beloved soap opera that serves as yet another Burton/Depp love affair.
  • ReyqaeReyqae Member Posts: 10 Novice
    Talan said:
    Chronicles of Narnia. The other was Only Lovers Left Alive.

    A small town sheriff's corruption is exposed on the national stage, so he marries a known prostitute and becomes a state legislator.
    Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

    I have some:

    The Chosen One is informed that her menstrual cramps will help her defeat the dark forces.

    Bumbling young man discovers a new way to feed a plant. Things get out of hand.

    Biracial man holds a serious grudge against one half of his heritage, despite it making him pretty good with a sword.

    Adopted kid grows up to find his birth parents, learns a few neat tricks, and gains quite a following when he returns to his hometown.

    Government agent has serious issues adjusting to modern times, but somehow gets the job done despite being constantly sidetracked by his libido.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,333 Transcendent
    Reyqae said:
    Talan said:
    Chronicles of Narnia. The other was Only Lovers Left Alive.

    A small town sheriff's corruption is exposed on the national stage, so he marries a known prostitute and becomes a state legislator.
    Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

    I have some:

    Bumbling young man discovers a new way to feed a plant. Things get out of hand. - Little Shop of Horrors

    Government agent has serious issues adjusting to modern times, but somehow gets the job done despite being constantly sidetracked by his libido. Austin Powers

  • ShaddusShaddus His Imperial Altness Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,652 Transcendent
    Young man is talked into killing his father by large frog.
    If I'm not good enough for Lusternia, then it is no longer good enough for me.
  • TalanTalan Member Posts: 1,000 Transcendent
    edited January 1
    Reyqae said:
    Talan said:
    A small town sheriff's corruption is exposed on the national stage, so he marries a known prostitute and becomes a state legislator.
    Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

    Yes!


    The Chosen One is informed that her menstrual cramps will help her defeat the dark forces.
      -Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    Biracial man holds a serious grudge against one half of his heritage, despite it making him pretty good with a sword.
     -Blade

    ???


    Post edited by Talan on
    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • ReyqaeReyqae Member Posts: 10 Novice
    Luce said:


    Bumbling young man discovers a new way to feed a plant. Things get out of hand. - Little Shop of Horrors

    Government agent has serious issues adjusting to modern times, but somehow gets the job done despite being constantly sidetracked by his libido. Austin Powers

    Yes!
  • ReyqaeReyqae Member Posts: 10 Novice
    Talan said:


    The Chosen One is informed that her menstrual cramps will help her defeat the dark forces.
      -Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    Biracial man holds a serious grudge against one half of his heritage, despite it making him pretty good with a sword.
     -Blade

    ???

    Yes! Woo!


  • ReyqaeReyqae Member Posts: 10 Novice
    Shaddus said:
    Young man is talked into killing his father by large frog.
    ... Star Wars?
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  • KendraKendra Member Posts: 170 Gifted
    Crazy man lures children to his home with offer of sweets/chocolate, and then kills them all- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. 
    Moon Priestess Ridien says, "The blood of an animal, however, can also be a tool. Consider fetishes -
    - efficient, powerful tools created by ecologists. It is exactly as Kendra says -- a tool of bones 
    and blood that has been magnified, changed, enchanted. Made into a tool."
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