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  • CyndarinAscendsCyndarinAscends Member Posts: 1,461 Transcendent
    4 kids come out of the closet, but aren't gay.
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master

    4 kids come out of the closet, but aren't gay.

    easy mode! Narnia
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  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Evil corporation takes over
    Two less than intelligent men set out on a quest
    They find what they need to save the day
    Rock ballad ultimately saves the day
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  • DemartelDemartel Member Posts: 441 Virtuoso
    Woman orders vegetarian pizza. Delivery man arrives and convinces her sausage is better. Delivery man gets best tip of pizza delivery career. Woman starts ordering pizza more often.
  • CyndarinAscendsCyndarinAscends Member Posts: 1,461 Transcendent
    Did you just describe a porno.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,329 Transcendent

    Did you just describe a porno.

    I thought the same thing.
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  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Birthday boy makes father's job impossible to do
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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,329 Transcendent
    Kilee said:

    Birthday boy makes father's job impossible to do

    Liar Liar.
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  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,296 Transcendent
    Four children trapped in an attic thought their uncle was their father, but their father is their uncle. Siblings smooch and are deemed hell spawn. Heather Graham chews scenery like it's bubblegum. There is death by donut.
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    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Total control makes life horrible. It was all a dream.
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  • ShaddusShaddus His Imperial Altness Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,652 Transcendent
    Sylandra said:

    Four children trapped in an attic thought their uncle was their father, but their father is their uncle. Siblings smooch and are deemed hell spawn. Heather Graham chews scenery like it's bubblegum. There is death by donut.

    Flowers in the attic!
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  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal Member Posts: 2,529 Transcendent
    edited August 2016
    Sylandra said:

    Four children trapped in an attic thought their uncle was their father, but their father is their uncle. Siblings smooch and are deemed hell spawn. Heather Graham chews scenery like it's bubblegum. There is death by donut.

    Flowers in the Attic, V.C. Andrews.
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • ShaddusShaddus His Imperial Altness Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,652 Transcendent
    Single woman takes job cleaning up after large group of hard working midgets. Local queen tries to steal her heart, but it is seized at the last moment by a prince.
    If I'm not good enough for Lusternia, then it is no longer good enough for me.
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal Member Posts: 2,529 Transcendent
    Shaddus said:

    Single woman takes job cleaning up after large group of hard working midgets. Local queen tries to steal her heart, but it is seized at the last moment by a prince.

    Snow White
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Cute critters turn an otherwise family movie into creep show.
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  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,296 Transcendent
    A titled yet impoverished British noble finds himself thrust into the 21st century, where he proceeds to advertise butter products.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    Sylandra said:

    A titled yet impoverished British noble finds himself thrust into the 21st century, where he proceeds to advertise butter products.

    Kate and Leopold?
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,329 Transcendent
    Kilee said:

    Cute critters turn an otherwise family movie into creep show.

    Gremlins?
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    edited August 2016
    A young woman is raised by three overbearing lesbian witches only to be discovered by a stalker who turns out to be a prince. Whose best friend is a horse. Later she takes a REALLY long nap.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    Four adolescent archetypes talk about their problems.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    A boy with an abusive aunt and uncle runs away and is touched by a noseless immortal.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Salome said:

    A boy with an abusive aunt and uncle runs away and is touched by a noseless immortal.

    is this HP
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  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.
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  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    It's John Wick.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • ShaddusShaddus His Imperial Altness Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,652 Transcendent
    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    Where the Red Fern Grows?
    If I'm not good enough for Lusternia, then it is no longer good enough for me.
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Shaddus said:

    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    Where the Red Fern Grows?
    Salome said:

    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    It's John Wick.
    Nope
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  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Shaddus said:

    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    Where the Red Fern Grows?
    Salome said:

    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    It's John Wick.
    Nope
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  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Ungrateful rich dude pays to fix his health and fights terrorism.
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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,329 Transcendent
    A charismatic soap-seller and critical thinker gradually forms a group of anarchists.
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
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