Describe a Lusternia Plot as Badly as You Can

LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
edited April 2017 in The Funnies
Inspired by the movie thread of a similar name
The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
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  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    edited April 2017
    Lucidians' time in Gaudiguch really blows
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,402 Transcendent
    Breaking up sucks, but Everyone does it or dies trying.
  • FylerFyler Member Posts: 598 Mythical
    Xenthos is a jerk. 
    Known Aliases: Celina/Cyndarin/Fire Jesus/The Night/That Bitch who griefed us
  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    Jesus carried to true godhood then dies in a dark place
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • FylerFyler Member Posts: 598 Mythical
    Lynnie said:
    Jesus carried to true godhood then dies in a dark place
    How dare you!
    Known Aliases: Celina/Cyndarin/Fire Jesus/The Night/That Bitch who griefed us
  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    Fake News brainwash us all until Hoaracle and other Gods tells us to #StayWoke
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,751 Transcendent
    A soul from celest  becomes a God, gives it up, then screws it up for the rest of us. 
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,751 Transcendent
    A street urchin becomes a powerful  politician with the help of a few magic trinkets, but it's not Aladdin. 
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,752 Transcendent
    A big black crow died.

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  • FylerFyler Member Posts: 598 Mythical
    Maligorn said:
    A big black crow died.
    All Glom events ever?
    Known Aliases: Celina/Cyndarin/Fire Jesus/The Night/That Bitch who griefed us
  • ShedrinShedrin Member Posts: 905 Transcendent
    The Gods Must Be Crazy
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,751 Transcendent
    Krokani shepherd dreams of opening a kawhe  shop but his village renegotiates their contract with far-off warlord every few years, and his work is needed in the fields to meet quotas. 
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,752 Transcendent
    Grandpa and his escorts broke their time machine.

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  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. CircumstancesMember Posts: 1,917 Transcendent
    Maligorn said:
    A big black crow died.
    Might as well say "Celest got the short end of the stick" if we're going that generic.
  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    SHADDUS WINS
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,751 Transcendent
    People find out chocolate gives Lusternians full body plaque psoriasis that gets progressively worse.
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    Alternatively: People find out chocolate is bad for you
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,751 Transcendent
    Two starcrossed lovers: one from the bad side of town, the other from a holy family. They fight to stay together in spite of their families' wishes, and take up residence in the woods. Angered, the two families work together to strike all mention of the lovers from existence. Hilarity ensues. 
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • TirahTirah Member Posts: 432 Mythical
    A stone falls from the skies. A blacksmith is in it.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,402 Transcendent
    A little girl has bad dreams.
  • ArixArix Member Posts: 1,125 Mythical
    Xenthos throws a wobbler. (<3 Xenthos)
  • ArixArix Member Posts: 1,125 Mythical
    Lynnie said:
    Fake News brainwash us all until Hoaracle and other Gods tells us to #StayWoke
    not all, just most #stayjaded
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