Describe a Lusternia Plot as Badly as You Can

LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
edited April 24 in The Funnies
Inspired by the movie thread of a similar name
The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
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  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    edited April 24
    Lucidians' time in Gaudiguch really blows
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,332 Transcendent
    Breaking up sucks, but Everyone does it or dies trying.
  • FylerFyler Member Posts: 598 Mythical
    Xenthos is a jerk. 
    Known Aliases: Celina/Cyndarin/Fire Jesus/The Night/That Bitch who griefed us
  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    Jesus carried to true godhood then dies in a dark place
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • FylerFyler Member Posts: 598 Mythical
    Lynnie said:
    Jesus carried to true godhood then dies in a dark place
    How dare you!
    Known Aliases: Celina/Cyndarin/Fire Jesus/The Night/That Bitch who griefed us
  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    Fake News brainwash us all until Hoaracle and other Gods tells us to #StayWoke
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • ShaddusShaddus *Heavy Breathing Intensifies*Member Posts: 7,484 Transcendent
    A soul from celest  becomes a God, gives it up, then screws it up for the rest of us. 
    2017/04/23 00:29:14 - Nefara honoured Shaddus for: For his dedication to the Earthen Lords and Lady, 
    and willingness to assist our young Pupils. Despite his choosing to not progress himself further, he 
    still works for the Geomancers, and the Engine, in any way he is capable. Also comes with a healthy 
    dose of rebellion, to ensure us of the Council can not be too relaxed.
  • ShaddusShaddus *Heavy Breathing Intensifies*Member Posts: 7,484 Transcendent
    A street urchin becomes a powerful  politician with the help of a few magic trinkets, but it's not Aladdin. 
    2017/04/23 00:29:14 - Nefara honoured Shaddus for: For his dedication to the Earthen Lords and Lady, 
    and willingness to assist our young Pupils. Despite his choosing to not progress himself further, he 
    still works for the Geomancers, and the Engine, in any way he is capable. Also comes with a healthy 
    dose of rebellion, to ensure us of the Council can not be too relaxed.
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,568 Transcendent
    A big black crow died.

    image
  • FylerFyler Member Posts: 598 Mythical
    Maligorn said:
    A big black crow died.
    All Glom events ever?
    Known Aliases: Celina/Cyndarin/Fire Jesus/The Night/That Bitch who griefed us
  • ShedrinShedrin Member Posts: 897 Transcendent
    The Gods Must Be Crazy
  • ShaddusShaddus *Heavy Breathing Intensifies*Member Posts: 7,484 Transcendent
    Krokani shepherd dreams of opening a kawhe  shop but his village renegotiates their contract with far-off warlord every few years, and his work is needed in the fields to meet quotas. 
    2017/04/23 00:29:14 - Nefara honoured Shaddus for: For his dedication to the Earthen Lords and Lady, 
    and willingness to assist our young Pupils. Despite his choosing to not progress himself further, he 
    still works for the Geomancers, and the Engine, in any way he is capable. Also comes with a healthy 
    dose of rebellion, to ensure us of the Council can not be too relaxed.
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,568 Transcendent
    Grandpa and his escorts broke their time machine.

    image
  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. Member Posts: 1,888 Transcendent
    Maligorn said:
    A big black crow died.
    Might as well say "Celest got the short end of the stick" if we're going that generic.
  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    SHADDUS WINS
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • ShaddusShaddus *Heavy Breathing Intensifies*Member Posts: 7,484 Transcendent
    People find out chocolate gives Lusternians full body plaque psoriasis that gets progressively worse.
    2017/04/23 00:29:14 - Nefara honoured Shaddus for: For his dedication to the Earthen Lords and Lady, 
    and willingness to assist our young Pupils. Despite his choosing to not progress himself further, he 
    still works for the Geomancers, and the Engine, in any way he is capable. Also comes with a healthy 
    dose of rebellion, to ensure us of the Council can not be too relaxed.
  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    Alternatively: People find out chocolate is bad for you
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • ShaddusShaddus *Heavy Breathing Intensifies*Member Posts: 7,484 Transcendent
    Two starcrossed lovers: one from the bad side of town, the other from a holy family. They fight to stay together in spite of their families' wishes, and take up residence in the woods. Angered, the two families work together to strike all mention of the lovers from existence. Hilarity ensues. 
    2017/04/23 00:29:14 - Nefara honoured Shaddus for: For his dedication to the Earthen Lords and Lady, 
    and willingness to assist our young Pupils. Despite his choosing to not progress himself further, he 
    still works for the Geomancers, and the Engine, in any way he is capable. Also comes with a healthy 
    dose of rebellion, to ensure us of the Council can not be too relaxed.
  • TirahTirah Member Posts: 353 Mythical
    A stone falls from the skies. A blacksmith is in it.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,332 Transcendent
    A little girl has bad dreams.
  • ArixArix Member Posts: 754 Fabled
    Xenthos throws a wobbler. (<3 Xenthos)
  • ArixArix Member Posts: 754 Fabled
    Lynnie said:
    Fake News brainwash us all until Hoaracle and other Gods tells us to #StayWoke
    not all, just most #stayjaded
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