Describe a Lusternia Plot as Badly as You Can

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  • ArixArix Member Posts: 867 Fabled
    Ladantine overdraws an astral node like a jerk, calamity ensues
  • SkanyllaSkanylla Member Posts: 96 Capable
    edited May 5
    Arix said:
    Ladantine overdraws an astral node like a jerk, calamity ensues
    Hahaha, calamity is to put it lightly. Overdrawing on an astral node eventually ends up destroying the the most holy Celestian empire through several poorly thought out actions and their consequences.
  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,205 Transcendent
    Someone sneezed on me and I got contagious chocolate psoriasis, but this sketchy gnomish lady has some pills she swears will take care of it, so things are probably fine and not at all world-ending.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,639 Transcendent
    Coordinated mafia, but short.

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  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,639 Transcendent
    Black Hole Sun, won't you come (oh wait they named an event post after that anyway).

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  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted
    Xenthos said:
    Here comes the sun.
    The Sun will come out tomorrow, and stay there.
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • LynnieLynnie Member Posts: 151 Gifted

    Skanylla said:
    Arix said:
    Ladantine overdraws an astral node like a jerk, calamity ensues
    Hahaha, calamity is to put it lightly. Overdrawing on an astral node eventually ends up destroying the the most holy Celestian empire through several poorly thought out actions and their consequences.
    Yet we have Gaudis people who regularly drain motes
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • InoIno Member Posts: 45 Capable
    A drunken hobo/superhero runs around giving out random items to random people.  His sidekick, mini-hobo, takes skydiving lessons and brings friends.  Hilarity ensues.
  • TirahTirah Member Posts: 397 Mythical
    Snakes on a (Prime) Plane
  • TremulaTremula the Fate's choice for Drocilla Member Posts: 2,465 Transcendent
    edited May 10
    My disabled sister has a complex so I'm really mean to my housecats who view us like gods.
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,639 Transcendent
    Bubble Boy Girl.

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  • AeldraAeldra Member Posts: 948 Mythical
    maligorn more like "Alien from outer space comes to find it's wounded brother and take revenge on lusternia. Wounded woman turns into flower then peach to drive it off."
    Avatar / Picture done by Xeii. Wheeeeee 
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,639 Transcendent
    Hey man. That's basically what I said.

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  • VatulVatul Member Posts: 61 Capable
    Magnagora goes Mad Max.
    The cool night-time breeze shivers in the arid caress of the streets of the capital city, brushing
    the earthen taste of dust across your lips.
  • RhiRhi Member Posts: 75 Adept
    Raging alcoholic destroys places of prayer
  • MoiMoi Member Posts: 975 Mythical
    Nervous man solicits help in bullying rival, murdering dogs, and using sweets to lure small children into his mountain home.
  • VatulVatul Member Posts: 61 Capable
    Goat and snake people play Portals, people have to clean up their mess.
    The cool night-time breeze shivers in the arid caress of the streets of the capital city, brushing
    the earthen taste of dust across your lips.
  • TirahTirah Member Posts: 397 Mythical
    Vatul said:
    Goat and snake people play Portals, people have to clean up their mess.
    To be fair "People have to clean up X's mess" is every plot ever.
  • MoiMoi Member Posts: 975 Mythical
    Naive scientist can't help but go crazy slurping down inbred hillbilly's dessicated meat.

  • WeiwaeWeiwae Member, Gods Posts: 442 Divine
    The new doctor in town puts together a 3d puzzle, awing his groupies.
  • VatulVatul Member Posts: 61 Capable
    Abandoned arkham asylum turns slimy until sleepy gas is produced to subdued raving croakers.
    The cool night-time breeze shivers in the arid caress of the streets of the capital city, brushing
    the earthen taste of dust across your lips.
  • TorgaddonTorgaddon Member Posts: 17 Apprentice
    Something is wrong but nobody knows what. 
    Nodding once, a mother's kindness in Her ancient voice, Lisaera, the Hallowed Crone says to you, "And I will watch you well, little one. I admire your courage.”

    Silver crystals form in the ethereal haze of the storm glass amulet, twisting and writhing like trapped smoke, until distinct words that only you can read solidify in the cup of the chalice, "Your strength is potent and you are wise, Torgaddon, but remember to use your might to shield the weaker ones of the Serenwilde. They will need people like you to keep them safe. I watch with pride, My child."
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    Let's make a swamp baby, honey.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • SkanyllaSkanylla Member Posts: 96 Capable
    A scientist wants to play dress up and cooking.
  • MoiMoi Member Posts: 975 Mythical
    Spiderman sets to work on a knitting project for his new friends.
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