Song parodies!

SakakiSakaki Member Posts: 390 Expert
edited March 2015 in The Funnies
I've seen some absolute crack-up parodies scattered throughout the forums, so thought it might be a good idea to have somewhere that they can all be gathered :p

I'll start out with one (I take no credit for this one, it was in fact written by a friend of mine)

(To the tune of "We are the Champions")

You pay our fees
Time after time.
You should be arrested
But stupidity's no crime.
And bad mistakes ‒
You've made a few.
You've had your share of cars towed to the yard
But still got no clue.

(And we mean to tow on and on, and on, and on)

We're tow truck drivers, my friends,
And we'll keep on towing 'til the end.
We're tow truck drivers.
We're tow truck drivers
No chance for free drops
'Cause we're the tow truck drivers of this town.
Kiss of the Enchantress hisses eerily, "Let them fear, and despair."
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  • TalanTalan Member Posts: 1,000 Transcendent
    I want this thread to be full of only Lusternia-related song parodies.
    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • SakakiSakaki Member Posts: 390 Expert
    Spoilsport.
    Kiss of the Enchantress hisses eerily, "Let them fear, and despair."
  • ShaddusShaddus His Imperial Altness Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,652 Transcendent
    Talan should start out with her Symphonium song.
    If I'm not good enough for Lusternia, then it is no longer good enough for me.
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,666 Transcendent
    Awaiting @Celina's choke-your-face bard song.

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  • TarkentonTarkenton Traitor Bear Member Posts: 2,555 Transcendent
    @Selenity had a rather nice Frozen interpretation...
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  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective. Member Posts: 4,448 Transcendent
    Maligorn said:

    Awaiting @Celina's choke-your-face bard song.




    It's said that in my 8 years of playing, my most enduring legacy is choke-your-face
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  • SiamSiam Whispered Voice Member Posts: 2,622 Transcendent
    I remember those days. I'm old. :S
    Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"

    #bringShikariback 


  • TarkentonTarkenton Traitor Bear Member Posts: 2,555 Transcendent
    And now lady Gaga being sung by Cartman is stuck in my head. Thanks!
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  • SileaSilea Member Posts: 361 Gifted
    edited May 2015
    I love my Rick Astley song. (there is also a dance)
    Post edited by Silea on
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    The Inner Sea.
    I take commissions doe.
  • SileaSilea Member Posts: 361 Gifted
    We're no strangers to drinking
    You love the booze and so do I
    A full keg's what I'm thinking of
    If I don't drink this I may just die
    I just find booze so appealing
    Gotta make you understand

    I'm gonna fill this cup
    Then I'm gonna guzzle it down
    Never gonna run around without you
    I might just cry,
    If my booze goes dry!
    Never gonna to tell Subotai
    'I'm sober...'

    I've been drunk, for so long
    My liver's been aching
    But it's too dead to say it
    Inside I don't know what's been going on
    If there's a drinking game
    I'm gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Fool I'm drunk, don't you see

    I'm gonna fill this cup
    Then I'm gonna guzzle it down
    Never gonna run around without you
    I might just cry,
    If my booze goes dry!
    Never gonna to tell Subotai
    'I'm sober...'

    I'm gonna fill this cup
    Then I'm gonna guzzle it down
    Never gonna run around without you
    I might just cry,
    If my booze goes dry!
    Never gonna to tell Subotai
    'I'm sober...'

    Ooooh fill this cup
    Ooooh fill this cup
    I'm gonna fill gonna fill, fill this cup
    I'm gonna fill gonna fill, fill this cup

    I've been drunk, for so long
    My liver's been aching
    But it's too dead to say it
    Inside I don't know what's been going on
    If there's a drinking game
    I'm gonna play it
    I just find booze so appealing
    Gotta make you understand

    I'm gonna fill this cup
    Then I'm gonna guzzle it down
    Never gonna run around without you
    I might just cry,
    If my booze goes dry!
    Never gonna to tell Subotai
    'I'm sober...'

    I'm gonna fill this cup
    Then I'm gonna guzzle it down
    Never gonna run around without you
    I might just cry,
    If my booze goes dry!
    Never gonna to tell Subotai
    'I'm sober...'


    I'm gonna fill this cup
    Then I'm gonna guzzle it down
    Never gonna run around without you
    I might just cry,
    If my booze goes dry!
    Never gonna to tell Subotai
    'I'm sober...'

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    The Inner Sea.
    I take commissions doe.
  • ShaddusShaddus His Imperial Altness Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,652 Transcendent
    edited June 2015
    (To the tune of Caribbean Queen by Billy Ocean) She marched by me, in paladin greaves. All heads bowed, because she was the queen. Ascendant skills that you can't ignore, JP buffs you like never before. __ I was just having a good time, checking out the dames; a fight was the last thing on my mind! __ Kaimanahi Queen! Now we're sharing the same screen! There's a pit down in the floor! Now my heart beats no more!
    If I'm not good enough for Lusternia, then it is no longer good enough for me.
  • AlicAlic Member Posts: 201 Master
    Please more.

  • AlaksanteriAlaksanteri Member Posts: 463 Fabled
    edited April 2016
    I took a pill in Gaudibiza,
    To show Cyndarin I was cool,
    When I finally got sober, felt like 10 Ascensions older...

    See 'I took a pill in Ibiza' from Mike Posner for the rythm.
    Post edited by Alaksanteri on
  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,290 Transcendent
    Omg. The "Gaudibiza" part is one syllable too long, but otherwise I would totes be down for singing a full version of this.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • FalaeronFalaeron Jolteon Member Posts: 1,648 Transcendent
    Gaudiza?
  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,290 Transcendent
    I took a pill in Gaudiza,
    To show Cyndarin I was cool,
    When I finally got sober, felt 10 Ascensions older,
    But frag it, it was something to do.
    I'm hangin' out with the TAs,
    Ride a phoenix just to prove
    I'm a Pyro on fire, 'cause we lit at the pyres,
    and our Goonsquad never gonna lose.

    Don't you wanna be high like me?
    Never gotta be salty, just free.
    You ain't never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

    You don't wanna join a squad like this?
    Never knowing when you'll party like this?
    You could be stuck up on that stage singing,
    stuck up on that stage singing:
    All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)
    Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)



    I'm just a bard who already blew his shot
    I get along with old timers
    'Cause my name's a reminder of an Ascension some people forgot
    And I can't keep an alt, no
    'Cause as soon as my song comes up
    I cut them all loose and boredom's my excuse
    But truth is, I can't give Gaudi up

    Don't you wanna be high like me?
    Never gotta be salty, just free.
    You never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

    You don't wanna join a squad like this?
    Never knowing when you'll party like this?
    You could be stuck up on that stage singing,
    stuck up on that stage singing:
    All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)
    Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)



    I hopped back to a north org
    I brought my phoenix and my lyre
    All my friends are all gone but I've got fire and rum
    And these people think I'm a PVP star
    But honestly, we only raid some.
    I met some fans on clan
    They said tell us how to make it, cuz we're getting real impatient,
    So I shrugged, QUIT ORG, and said:

    Don't you wanna be high like me?
    Never gotta be salty, just free.
    You never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

    You don't wanna join a squad like this?
    Never knowing when you'll party like this?
    You could be stuck up on that stage singing,
    stuck up on that stage singing:
    All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)
    Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • AlaksanteriAlaksanteri Member Posts: 463 Fabled
    Sylandra said:
    I took a pill in Gaudiza,
    To show Cyndarin I was cool,
    When I finally got sober, felt 10 Ascensions older,
    But frag it, it was something to do.
    I'm hangin' out with the TAs,
    Ride a phoenix just to prove
    I'm a Pyro on fire, 'cause we lit at the pyres,
    and our Goonsquad never gonna lose.

    Don't you wanna be high like me?
    Never gotta be salty, just free.
    You ain't never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

    You don't wanna join a squad like this?
    Never knowing when you'll party like this?
    You could be stuck up on that stage singing,
    stuck up on that stage singing:
    All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)
    Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)



    I'm just a bard who already blew his shot
    I get along with old timers
    'Cause my name's a reminder of an Ascension some people forgot
    And I can't keep an alt, no
    'Cause as soon as my song comes up
    I cut them all loose and boredom's my excuse
    But truth is, I can't give Gaudi up

    Don't you wanna be high like me?
    Never gotta be salty, just free.
    You never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

    You don't wanna join a squad like this?
    Never knowing when you'll party like this?
    You could be stuck up on that stage singing,
    stuck up on that stage singing:
    All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)
    Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)



    I hopped back to a north org
    I brought my phoenix and my lyre
    All my friends are all gone but I've got fire and rum
    And these people think I'm a PVP star
    But honestly, we only raid some.
    I met some fans on clan
    They said tell us how to make it, cuz we're getting real impatient,
    So I shrugged, QUIT ORG, and said:

    Don't you wanna be high like me?
    Never gotta be salty, just free.
    You never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

    You don't wanna join a squad like this?
    Never knowing when you'll party like this?
    You could be stuck up on that stage singing,
    stuck up on that stage singing:
    All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)
    Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)
    I love it. You completed it very nicely.
  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,290 Transcendent
    Your inspiration was amazingly inspirational!
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • IosionIosion Member Posts: 381 Capable
    edited April 2016
    Falmiis said:
    So I needed a nine-stanza song for my Symphonium classflex application...

    Gemstones in orbit and tulips of beryl
    Best crystal Matrix and cute flying aerials
    Cool, breezy wind gusts blown against my wings
    These are just some of my favourite things

    When the south taints 
    With dark shadows
    drinking artlessly
    I simply remember my favourite things
    And then I'm in Harmony


    You should say "against" because it matches the cadence of the orginal song...and change "beryls" to "beryl".
    OH cruel Fate, when wilt thou weary be?
    When satisfied with tormenting me?
    What have I e'er designed, but thou hast crost?
    All that I wished to gain by thee, I've lost:
    From my first infancy, thy spite thou'st shown
    and from my cradle, I've thy malice known...
  • GwenelleGwenelle Member Posts: 94 Capable
    Serenwilde has a whole NWA mixtape of parodies 
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    edited April 2016
    Reasons why I need to be a Harbinger, a.k.a my application for @Eliron:

    All the Wyrden (People)
     
    All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)
    All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)
    All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)
    All the wyrden people, put your guard up!
     
    Up in your trees, we just slaught’ up, I’m murdering all these freaks
    Decided to stomp some toads, and now you want to call this a hoax
    Because you think that the bonds of shadows are sleek
     
    I’m sky clad in them, they’re on my skin
    Don’t pay those peons any attention
    Just cry those tears, for the rest of your years
    Your rage just excites me more
     
    If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it,
    If you treasured it, then you should have wyrded it,
    Don’t be mad once you see the truth in it,
    When the Basin except us goes to.. shhh…
    oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh x2
     
    If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it,
    If you treasured it, then you should have wyrded it,
    Don’t be mad once you see the truth in it,
    When the Basin except us goes to.. shhh…
    oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh x2
     
    I got blood on my lips, severed heads on my hips
    Corseted in my sheer lace gown
    Ringed nose held up, tea in my cup
    Nothing matters but Glomdoring
     
    I need no permission, I’m on a mission
    Don’t pay those peons any attention
    You had your static-turn, and now you’re going to learn
    What it’s really like squished under my feet
     
    If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it,
    If you loved it, then you should have wyrded it,
    Don’t be mad once you see the truth in it,
    When the Basin except us goes to.. shhh…
    oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh x2
     
    Don’t beg for mercy from me in this world
    It’s tiring for us girls,
    Your screams are what I prefer, what you deserve
    Is a death that’s painfully educational
    And shows to you the glory of the Wyrd
    Let the shadows fall
    Say Glory be to Glomdoring
    If you don’t, you’ll be dead
    And like a ghost I’ll haunt
     
    All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)
    All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)
    All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)
    All the wyrden people, put your guard up!
    oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
     
    If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it,
    If you treasured it, then you should have wyrded it,
    Don’t be mad once you see the truth in it,
    When the Basin except us goes to.. shhh…
    oh oh oh.
     
    If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it,
    If you treasured it, then you should have wyrded it,
    Don’t be mad once you see the truth in it,
    When the Basin except us goes to.. shhh…
    If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it, oh oh oh
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    I hate to bump, but doesn't anyone appreciate Queen Bey? @Tremula @Cyndarin :(
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • ElironEliron Member Posts: 150 Gifted
    Salome said:
    Reasons why I need to be a Harbinger, a.k.a my application for @Eliron:


    Application approved!
  • TamashiTamashi Member Posts: 250 Capable
    Elayde decided we should have Hallifax gangster rap in the Symphonium, so we looked at Gangster's Paradise, this is the first verse before chorus:

    As I walk up the stairs approaching Ascent
    I take a listen and realize the cries of lament
    Because we've performing and playing for so long
    That even Mesadari thinks that my vocals are strong
    But I've never abandoned a person that didn't deserve it
    My lyrics so official they need a seal just like a writ
    You better watch how you talk and or you'll go abridged
    Or you're going to be tossed off the highest bridge, fool
    I really hate to be triggered but it's time to represent

  • ZokuZoku Member Posts: 57 Capable
    For all the noncoms

    I don't wanna be a PKer, no sir
    I'm not a PKer, I just defend a lot
    Punish ya, if that's what you're looking for
    For my noncoms, for my noncoms
    I don't wanna be a PKer, no sir
    I'm not a PKer, I just defend a lot
    Punish ya, if that's what you're looking for
    I'm not down to fight ya

    For Acrobatic Bards

    Can't touch this
    Can't touch this
    Can't touch this
    Can't touch this

    My my my my music hits you, so hard
    Makes you say, oh my lord
    Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
    That's good when you know you're beat
    A super evasive bard, not static, I'm acrobatic
    And I'm known as such
    And this is a bard uh you can't touch




  • ArixArix Member Posts: 971 Mythical
    subtitle of this thread: Every other bard song
  • MiluneMilune Member Posts: 102 Adept
    I sang a song for @Tambador



    I've got a pest in my life, trying to ruin my day.
    I'm not concerned with the Undercity, that's not part of my day.
    I have some allies in the d'Cente too, I've got peers that can never leave Nil too.
    I have two manses, thirty million in total, yet I've got people still trying to do me over.
    I've got pariahs that I have to act like I like, but my Stage days are over, scorn those freaks for life
    Indeed, I have enemies, I have a lot of enemies.
    Treated like an Astral Node, trying to drain me of my energy.
    Trying to take away from a Viscanti. Interfering with the plan I'll pray for the ornery.

    Energy - Drake
    Don't try to sing it, it doesn't fit well.
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