Gods and Mobs Tweets

ShaddusShaddus , the Leper MessiahOutside your window.Member Posts: 7,722 Transcendent
With the introduction of this new tweet thing ingame, I thought it would be amusing to make a thread with tweets you think a god or mob might send. For instance:


#Darvellan: I'm sailiiiing awaaaaaaaaayy!!!


#Brennan: damned fools. Why can't they ever keep track of.....HOLY SHITE, WAS THAT A CROW?!?!?!? #NMBG


#Tunika: if one more Grunt or Urth comes in here and calls me ma'am, I'm going to forcefeed them this soup.
Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."

Comments

  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord Member Posts: 5,896 Transcendent
    #Shaddus: What character shall I wear today?
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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,722 Transcendent
    Are you implying I'm a god or a mob? :D
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord Member Posts: 5,896 Transcendent
    Shaddus said:
    Are you implying I'm a god or a mob? :D
    Yes.  You have reached NPC status.
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  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,320 Transcendent
    #Gorgulu: Splrrrglemrrfgllgurglepffft.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,722 Transcendent
    #DeepnightManse: "Frust"? What does that even mean?
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,376 Transcendent
    #Meleris: No one peed in the Pool today. #goodday

    #Temporal Conclave #1: Check complete, all systems operating within normal parameters.

    @Zvoltz: (Havens): You've been...THUNDERSTRUCK!

    #Thoril: I'm sure I left that crown around here somewhere... #JustKingThings #KingoDwarves

    #Temporal Conclave #2: Initiating chronospatial resonance checks.

    #Kethuru: SOON I SHALL BE SATED

    #Fraesic: Man, is everyone seeing this gold wakabi?
  • HoaracleHoaracle Member, Gods Posts: 207 Divine
    @Queen_of_the_Fae Did I hear that the Sun will come out? #MaeveQuestions

    @DaddySun Tomorrow ;) RT: @Queen_of_the_Fae Did I hear that the Sun will come out? #MaeveQuestions
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord Member Posts: 5,896 Transcendent
    Are you making an Annie reference? Does Sun even have a dollar to bet?
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  • SakakiSakaki Member Posts: 390 Expert
    @Necromentate: Why do people keep shoving those pointy spikes into me?  All I want is a hug every now and then, is that too much to ask?
    Kiss of the Enchantress hisses eerily, "Let them fear, and despair."
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