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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    You can't prize paintings.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia Game
    Time to make a tapestry, Daraius.
    Daraius said:
    "Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    I've got three tattoo cartels too.
    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    You read what is written on pale grey stationery:

    Dearest,


    I'd like to inform you that [TITLE] [REDACTED] is an illiterate buffoon
    who has played a nontrivial role in directly insulting me in a state of
    questionable legality. I strongly encourage you to [THAT'S A REDACT]
    [MEGA SUPER REDACTED]. This is in addition to all previous actions
    of [PRONOUN], which should be more than enough to disqualify [PRONOUN] on their own.




    Your beloved -P
    Pale grey stationery is holding:
    Nothing.

    He really knows how to get to my heart. <3
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Did...someone ask you to perform a mob-style hit on a citymate?
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • Sadly I've lost it over the years, but @Kelly @Kaimanahi sent Aeral a letter when she was young and it talked about how she had grown so much, from the little girl who couldn't find a clam in Toronada to the Archmage of the Aquamancers.

    And it was, and is still, one of my most cherished memories.
    Flames erupt from the caldera below as a distorted voice echoes, "Their spirit must be broken if they wish to be reborn as true warriors."
  • typo/bad grammar disclaimer: I was drunk when I wrote that
  • I think it's great! I wish I could write like that when drunk. To be honest, I've never tried writing anything when drunk, but if I did, I am certain whatever I wrote wouldn't sound nearly as eloquent or badass as your letter does.
    Avatar created by the amazing Feyrll.
  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    /has trouble imagining Hallipeeps drunk
    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
  • Spike the tea
  • "Burn brightly" I bet he will. *inferno*
    See you in Sapience.
  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia Game
    Daraius said:
    /has trouble imagining Hallipeeps drunk

    Challenge accepted. No one expects the Drunken Inquisition.
    Daraius said:
    "Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. Circumstances
    I've suffered through a few serious Board of Directors discussions while intoxicated, myself.
  • edited April 2016
    Zvoltz said:
    Daraius said:
    /has trouble imagining Hallipeeps drunk
    I'm drunk almost every time I log in.

    ......I'm basically your de facto avatar then. Hey daddy.
  • The illusion of Stormdad being a serious bolt of lightning has been shattered.
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne
    Zvoltz said:
    Daraius said:
    /has trouble imagining Hallipeeps drunk
    I'm drunk almost every time I log in.

    ......I'm basically your de facto avatar then. Hey Stormdaddy.
    Fixed that for you.

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  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Man, nostalgia. I was a wee ickle novice back then and Taevi was Lavinya's bestie. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.



  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Such shade. Many memories. Such taint.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    edited July 2016
    A glowing sphere buzzes in and circles several times around you. Glowing gemstones flash before a door opens up and shoots a delicate faeskin letter into your hands.
    A glowing sphere beeps several times before buzzing away at great speed.

    (me:) Oh yeah, I recognise that letter! That's a Portius letter, what does it sa--

    You read what is written on a delicate faeskin letter:
    My love for you is like the gift inside this letter. Heavy, marginally valuable, and usually classified as a mineral.
    The seal of Chief Superintendent Portius Nitraedes, Paragon of Progress is stamped onto the page: 
    Blood red ink sketches the outline of a weeping nymph dying upon a saltire cross.
    A delicate faeskin letter is holding:
    Nothing.
    10,000 gold sovereigns.

    (immediately followed by a proper love note:)

    You read what is written on a delicate faeskin letter:

    I have often heard it said that love is the greatest good. Let us take that as given.

    What, then, is love? I can readily define it by means of its object. Love is that which I feel for you.

    By the transitive property, I know that what I feel for you is the greatest good. This gives you an intriguing power. You may manipulate my
    feelings for you, and in doing so you can change the precise nature of good.

    If we suppose that evil is that which is opposed to good, you may likewise change the nature of evil simply by changing the nature of good.

    If love is the greatest good, then you are queen over all ethics. You may rule over the world of morality with an iron fist or a velvet glove. I do not begrudge you that power, so exercising it will never be an act of evil. Use it wisely.

    May your reign over virtue and sin be long and glorious.

    -P
    The seal of Chief Superintendent Portius Nitraedes, Paragon of Progress is stamped onto the page: 
    Blood red ink sketches the outline of a weeping nymph dying upon a saltire cross.
    A delicate faeskin letter is holding:
    A midnight black rose.
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • I never claimed it was going to be a good forgery.
  • @Ashiya  makes me happy to log in sometimes 

    You read what is written on a leaf of deep lavender stationery:
    Dearest father,

    Are you well? I hope you're in good spirits. I wanted to thank you for
    everything you've done for me, and given me. I keep that tulip on me
    always, and I will make that manse a pet project of mine. My pagoda is
    already done! I hope you get to see it soon. I'm going to have tea with
    some people in there.

    I can't tell you how much it means to me that I have you and mother
    looking out for me. Despite what others may say, and despite your
    faults, I know you're a wonderful person and could not have asked for a
    better father. I wish we had more time to spend together, just relaxing
    and talking of things, but a lot of my duties and tasks have me busy and
    I'm only going to get moreso as I advance further within the Coven. And
    I know you're busy with your own tasks for the Harbringers - I like to
    model myself after your own work ethic!

    I hope I'm not a disappointment to you. I try so hard to make you proud.
    I work hard at my tasks, but I do that for Mother Night. For you, I work
    hard at everything else. I want to make sure our family is represented
    well within Glomdoring!

    I feel so much safer knowing that you and mother are out there, and
    knowing that you'd destroy completely anyone that threatens me.

    Your daughter,

    Ashiya
    A leaf of deep lavender stationery is holding:
    Nothing.


    (I don't know about the work ethic thing I haven't done anything since I got guild rank 1)
    Your numbers today are:
  • That was deep.
  • My children are thoroughly brainwashed. ;D
    Your numbers today are:
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