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As my GD, my beautiful guy is going on 16 years old now, and while he still seems to be fairly spry he's had a few vet visits recently that are making me worried.
Finished Oathbringer... waiting for next installment T_T Back to rereading Mistborn...
Kendra said:I was gifted Mistborn to read at Christmas. Yet to try them, but heard lots of good things.
I left for 2 weeks and I have no clue on what I need to fix my curing.
Dear Flatpack Kitchen Prepspace,You arrived two days ago in three boxes. I expected you to be a slight pain to set up, but I did not expect the sheer agony that followed over the last two days. Your bent frame, your missing screws, I can handle and expected. Your 20kg butcher block surface was excruciatingly heavy, but I bought you explicitly for that purpose (though frankly, why your surface mixes end and edge grain baffles me, but I never intended to cut directly on you anyway - it was purely aesthetic.)But your physics-defying instructions that, with no warning, required two people and for me to cut a 6-inch deep hole in my floor and foundation to assemble should I have followed them to the letter and image -- this is what has I cannot understand. Perhaps the person who created you and wrote your instructions was a fourth-dimensional being who did not intend your construction to be completed by such simple beings. Or perhaps your creator was just assisted by a dedicated weightlifter who could lift your steel frame up for ten minutes straight with no risk of dropping it and putting a steel rod through their palm. Either way, this is not something the majority of us who purchase you on Amazon can achieve.Still, I persevered and, a mere few minutes ago, managed to fully assemble you. You are now sitting in my kitchen, ready for me to apply a fresh coat of mineral oil to your surface. You are sturdy, you are stable, and you have tripled the amount of preparation space in my kitchen. I possibly have a hernia. My knees are killing me. I am a tad lightheaded. Still, I have one thing I would like to say to you.I have won. Despite all of your best efforts to defeat me, I have won. You have lost. I have once more proven that the human race and our opposable thumbs will beat out the best the flatpack race can throw at us. So with all due respect, kindly take your support joints and suck my 3/8" allen wrench.Sincerely,A very tired flatpack assembler.
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.