The worst ads that market hasn't seen yet

Was talking about this with someone, and started trying to come up with horrible, horrible market channel ads.  So, terrible people of the internet, let's see what else all of you can come up with?  I'll lead off.

"You, naked.  Me, running my hands over your body.  Tattooist for hire."
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Comments

  • EritheylEritheyl ** Trigger Warning **
    I think at least 75% of the drivel that goes on over market is already bad enough, tbh.
    Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."

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    With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
  • TarkentonTarkenton Traitor Bear
    So let's at least make it fun!  And sexy!  Or just creepy!
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  • I wonder if I have my old market ads somewhere... They were pretty bad. Or awesome. Or something.
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  • "Learn to work with plays instead of playing with yourself!"

    "Peace on? Peace off! Your guide to diplomacy"
    Retired.
  • I want a Gaudi monk guild now That is my future ad
    The playa you love to hate
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