Ahem. @Lisaera (Clan): Lleuke says, "I love Lis." (Clan): Lleuke says, "It'll be like on one of those Cashback Money commercials, I'll open a window and shout "SHE'S MY GODDESS! A… (View Post)
26. Pull a @Daraius and remain staunchly loyal to your inactive spouse. 27. Have your spouse return after IRL years. 28. Pull a Gabriella and have your spouse go to Glomdoring.28a. Get divorced.28b. … (View Post)
Pypo carefully breaks apart a few large chunks of wood into smaller pieces, neatly piling them into a pyramid on the ground. Chanting reverentially, he lights the tinder with a tiny firebreathing sal… (View Post)
Came home from an exhausting, stressful seven hours of work with no break because I couldn't take the time to take one, to find out that one of our family dogs (really more my dad's dog) is going to … (View Post)