It's often best to get away from an environment that's making you miserable. I'm glad you seem positive about it, and good luck on finding something better soon :) (View Post)
(person) tells you, "Salutations." You tell (person), "Greetings." You resigned from the Ambassador position of Glomdoring. (person) tells you, "How goes?" You tell (per… (View Post)
Even more fun having them be haunted by their dead friends and family. I like making them fix television sets without any skill- they'll live or die in the attempt, and either way, … (View Post)
Work parties are fun when your employers and coworkers are mostly socially awkward nerds. There are only so many places I get to make jokes about network geometry... (View Post)