QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

Arix

New quotes thread, get it while it's hot!

Nymerya

6 ) Marcella: "Seritul has been tortured, Tunika is dead, the Time Dames have harvested Spectre Isle of ectoplasm, Jerica."

8 ) The esteemed scientist Tunika d'Murani: "I am decidedly not dead."

12) The esteemed scientist Tunika d'Murani: "I have not been dead. I was merely strategically hiding on the rooftop gardens."

14) Lavinya: "You can thank me later for dispatching the dominator there, Tunika.

15) The esteemed scientist Tunika d'Murani: "As I recall, it was some serenguard who came to my rescue first."

16) The esteemed scientist Tunika d'Murani: "Still, thank you."

17) Ixion: "While you're recalling things, what can you recall about the situation that might be of some use?"

18) The esteemed scientist Tunika d'Murani: "Certainly you have protected a stool or something immensely valuable to my dead great great grandmother's crazy sister."

Lavinya

Owned by the guy everyone always thought was a girl.

Tacita

I don't have all of it, but here are some choice morsels of Rowena being shazbat awesome during last night's event.

Brennan Stormcrow picks a bit of Stepasha out of his teeth and flicks it at Rowena.

Rowena Nightshade snarls viciously.

Malarious, The Tenebrous Wrath says, "Welcome back Rowena."

Rowena Nightshade narrows her eyes at Malarious in an unnerving manner.

Rowena Nightshade says, "I do not need your welcome."

Rowena Nightshade says, "I am Rowena Nightshade, once Queen of the Night, Chosen of Mother Night."

Rowena Nightshade says, "If you are lucky, you will have MY welcome."

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Brennan Stormcrow says, "I do not know. nor does Great Crow."

Rowena Nightshade says, "Great Crow? You mean Glorious and Mighty Crow? Savior of the Heart of Darkness?"

Brennan Stormcrow grovels pathetically in the dirt.

Brennan Stormcrow exclaims, "OH CROW! MIGHTY GLORIOUS CROW!"

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(Glomdoring): Drayl says, "What's this I hear about monsters attacking the Wyrden Woods?"

(Glomdoring): Rowena Nightshade says, "Do not concern yourself too much."

(Glomdoring): Rowena Nightshade says, "I handled it."

(Glomdoring): Rowena Nightshade says, "The others helped a little."

Xenthos

How am I supposed to hate Rowena when she does useful things?

/sad

Siam

Why did I have to be at work during this fiasco?

Siam

(Babies Anonymous): Xenthos says, "Gleefully, Amhika Rotwood says, "Ah! We have found a suitable host! Now sit back, faeling. I shall show you how to birth a child.""

(Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "Kinky."

(Babies Anonymous): Eliron says, "TAKE NOTES."

(Babies Anonymous): Xenthos says, "I think if Tacita finds out, she will kill this thing."

(Babies Anonymous): Xenthos says, "You have received Lord Bat as a quest reward!"

(Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "Tacita honey, I made you a baby."

(Babies Anonymous): Xenthos says, "Omg."

(Babies Anonymous): Xenthos says, "Tacita just logged on, quick, hide the conversation."

(Babies Anonymous): You say, "This baby should grow."

(Babies Anonymous): Tacita (from the Aetherways) says, "What am I killing."

(Babies Anonymous): Eliron says, "I told you to take notes!"

(Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "Rofl."

(Babies Anonymous): Tacita (from the Aetherways) says, "You what with a baby."

(Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "Hot potato baby."

(Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "It's Eliron's fault."

(Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "Omg Ilistala is the stork for Glom babies."

Siam

1. | Aestra, the golden pegasus -------------------------------------- #15699|
2. | Sex    : Female                    Birthday  : 17th Avechary 325        |
3. | Status : Healthy                   Age       : 13 years old             |
4. | Fees   : Prepaid for 0 months      Loyal To  : Siam                     |
5. | Stable : Well-kept stables for knightly mounts                          |
6. | Locale : The Floating Island of the Forgotten (the Prime Material Plane)|

Xenthos

More Rowena (And Brennan):

Astraea Nightshade asks, "To rowena Is there any way we might assist you in deciphering the secrets of the Wheel then?"

Astraea Nightshade says, "Well she is sneaky."

Rowena Nightshade says, "It is something I must commune with Mother Night upon."

Rowena Nightshade prods Astraea in the back, from where she now stands.

Astraea gives a plush doll of Rowena Nightshade the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

Rowena Nightshade says, "Indeed I am sneaky - or are you just blind?"

Rowena Nightshade says, "That is a doll, Astraea."

Astraea Nightshade says, "Don't be trite, Aunt. It is unsuiting."

Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "And you claim to be kin of mine!"

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(Glomdoring): Drayl says, "I pray the Queen's words about it attracting do not come to fruition, then."
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(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Everything I say comes to fruition."

(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Else I wouldn't say it."

(Glomdoring): Drayl says, "Of course, Queen."

(Glomdoring): Celina says, "I shall rot away into a wretched hag, one that makes Rowena's rear look pretty and fine, before she gets in her bubbly black goop. I shall be jealous of Brennan's rotting appeal, and oh yes. CROW! CROW! GLORIOUS, MIGHTY CROW!"
Celina grovels pathetically in the dirt.

(Glomdoring): Celina says, "You must pardon that. It seems Brennan had a terrible lapse in judgment."

(Glomdoring): Brennan Stormcrow says, "Don't pardon it. Everything she says comes true."

Kagato

Changelog entry: You can no longer "over clot" when using CLOT #.

You sent the following message to Iosai: Overclotting should give Lusternias version of DVT... >_>

Phoebus

A cinder crawler rushes haphazardly into the room from the west and skids to a halt.

Cinder Kramer?

Dynami

(Celest): Iytha (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Attention, Celest."

(Celest): Iytha (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bears are not permitted to be stabled in the 

Library. Please do not leave your bear in the library. That is all."

(Celest): Shric says, "I think it's a lovely spot for a bear."

(Celest): Shric says, "Sit on your bear, teach it how to read."

(Celest): Alondal says, "No, no, they'd just eat all of the books that mention honey then."

(Celest): Telperion says, "Oh, beary funny."

(Celest): Iytha says, "I don't mind bears if they're attended. But you can't just leave one here and 

wander off."

(Celest): Alondal says, "She can't bear it."

(Celest): Telperion says, "He is bearly there."

(Celest): Lapidos says, "Can we paws the puns."

(Celest): Gracia says, "They're pretty unbearable."

You reap what you sow, Iytha. 

Phoebus

"Slowly the Ebonglom Wyrdling's aura expanded, dull at first 

until it grew explosive with the temporal energies the abominations were

rife with. Finally his aura solidified, enveloping him like a thin, 

rainbowed armour of energy, one veined with shadows and darker energy. "

The Ebonglom Wyrdling put on his Lady Rainicorn cosplay.

Xenthos

A bloodied ward.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. This expansive ward digs itself deep into the rocky underneath of Avechna's Teeth, sloping slightly downwards as it traverses northwards. The walls are smooth and white, though they are splattered with blood and gore. A series of small clear tubes spread like a spider's web over the ceiling, peppered with small holes to allow gas exchange. Cowering weakly, a mutilated mugwump is here, raving inanely to herself. There are 5 tormented zombies here. A hungering wraith twists and rages here, appearing as little more than a black shadow drifting through the air. Massive shimmering wings of snowy feathers filling much of the space around her, a sleek hippogriff stands here, shimmering with a warm luminescence. Snarling and slavering, a massive bone white rage worg with wings of churning fire waits here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, south (open door), and northwest.
A tormented zombie snarls viciously and lunges at you!
A tormented zombie snarls viciously and lunges at you!
A hungering wraith snarls viciously and lunges at you!
A tormented zombie snarls viciously and lunges at you!
A tormented zombie snarls viciously and lunges at you!
A tormented zombie snarls viciously and lunges at you!
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A tormented zombie stumbles forward with an unintelligible roar, slamming into you and throwing you to the ground.
Anticipating the movements of Ilistala, an enormous leopard, you manage to stay mounted.
You are afflicted with sprawled.
A hungering wraith sweeps down at you and embraces you with his nothingness. You feel no pain, though remain dimly aware that your very existence is threatened.
Ilistala, an enormous leopard leaps into the air in front of you, deflecting the attack.
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You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
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A Divine wave of healing washes over you, strengthening your mind, body and ego as reward for your devotion.
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Before the ward.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Two massive metal doors have been partially sunk into the ground and recede back into the walls slightly, each with an accompanying sign that declares them as high-security cells. The metal casing is severely dented and gashed, though remains functional and mostly intact. The corridor terminates to the north into a similar door, though engraved on its surface are the words: "patient wards." Massive shimmering wings of snowy feathers filling much of the space around her, a sleek hippogriff stands here, shimmering with a warm luminescence. Snarling and slavering, a massive bone white rage worg with wings of churning fire waits here.
You see exits leading north (open door), northeast (closed door), south, and northwest (closed door).
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A door closes tightly and you hear the lock click shut.
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A Divine wave of healing washes over Calesta, and he looks heartier and more aware.
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You bleed 19 health.
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A Divine wave of healing washes over Calesta, and he looks heartier and more aware.
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A Divine wave of healing washes over you, strengthening your mind, body and ego as reward for your devotion.
A Divine wave of healing washes over Calesta, and he looks heartier and more aware.
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You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the reinforced door to the north.
You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the reinforced door to the north.
You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the reinforced door to the north.
You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the reinforced door to the north.
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You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the reinforced door to the north.

Why yes, I think I will open that door for you...

(I actually did)

Bryna

You give a temporal abomination the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

A temporal abomination spreads his legs wide and squats low, a constipated look crossing over his 

expression. A strange cloud of multicoloured gas emits from a series of large pores beneath each arm,

 dissipating into a fruity yet somehow repulsive breeze.

Drayl

Bryna said:

You give a temporal abomination the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

A temporal abomination spreads his legs wide and squats low, a constipated look crossing over his 

expression. A strange cloud of multicoloured gas emits from a series of large pores beneath each arm,

 dissipating into a fruity yet somehow repulsive breeze.

Wot now?

Rivius

Xenthos said:

You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the reinforced door to the north.

Oh wow, I had no idea they did this. That's really well done : )

Xenthos

Back when I was a newbie, one of the very first quests I did was the Stewartsville Mansion.

You know, the one with the doors and keys, that you can lock / unlock.

I flubbed it the first time, and the figure came charging after me.  I ran from it, and it chased me.  So... I ran again, closed the door, and locked it.  Then I just sat there watching the door thud and shake as I was stuck behind it, going "oh no what do I do now, OH NO, AAAAGH."

After a few minutes the shaking stopped.  I waited a bit longer, then unlocked the door and peeked out.  The figure was gone.

Phoebus

Xenthos said:

Back when I was a newbie, one of the very first quests I did was the Stewartsville Mansion.

You know, the one with the doors and keys, that you can lock / unlock.

I flubbed it the first time, and the figure came charging after me.  I ran from it, and it chased me.  So... I ran again, closed the door, and locked it.  Then I just sat there watching the door thud and shake as I was stuck behind it, going "oh no what do I do now, OH NO, AAAAGH."

After a few minutes the shaking stopped.  I waited a bit longer, then unlocked the door and peeked out.  The figure was gone.

Maybe I'm weird (I'm definitely weird), but the thought of newbie!Xenthos being terrified of the cloaked figure in Stewartsville is...strangely adorable. >_>

Eventru

Yes, it sounds like the plot from a B-grade horror movie.

In Lusternia:The Movie, we'll be casting Sarah Michelle Gellar as Xenthos.

Tacita

(Glomdoring): Drayl says, "The Woods are still free of the undead, yes?"

(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Do you count Brennan."

(Glomdoring): Ssaliss says, "And the zombies."

(Glomdoring): Drayl says, "Not for the intents of my inquiry, Queen."

(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Then yes, it should be free."

(Glomdoring): Rowena Nightshade says, "Unless we are making an accounting of our viable, future kindling."

(Glomdoring): Rowena Nightshade says, "Brennan can't be counted for much."

(Glomdoring): Xenthos says, "Thank you for that insight, Rowena."

(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Someone has to remind us how glorious Crow is."

(Glomdoring): Brennan Stormcrow says, "CROW! CROW! OHHH GLORIOUS AND MIGHTY CROW!"

(Glomdoring): Celina says, "See? I had almost forgotten."

(Glomdoring): Brennan Stormcrow says, "CROOOWWW! MAGNIFICENT CROW! GLORIOUS CROW! BLOOD-THIRSTY CROW! DARK CROW! TRUE CROW! BRILLIANT CROW! WILD AND HUNGERING CROW! CROW CROW! MIGHTY CROW! OOHHH CROW OF CROWS!"

Xenthos

You see the following people here:
Septim, Kabina, Lerad, Aislynn, Iorwen, God, Corissai, Crek, Celina, Drayl, Eliron, Svorai, Vadi, Ssaliss, Xenthos

Hmm.

Xenthos

Followed by:
Softly, The Veiled God says, "Then come."
You begin to follow God.

Arix

(Market): Naralis says, "Seeking a lover."

Janalon

Softly, The Veiled God says, "These zombies are weak, but they amuse me for a moment. Would someone care to fight with me?"

Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "I would."

Your eyes light up as an impish grin creeps over your features.
You say, "As would I."

Celina brushes her hair vainly.

Corissai of the Blackthorn says, "I would."

Wyrden Snare Kabina, Ward of Septim says to God, "Might I have the pleasure?"

Softly, The Veiled God says, "You may."

Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "I needed... a short time to rest, after  the battle, but I am ready to drive them from our Woods now."

You begin to follow God.

Svorai

God is now one of your allies.

Lavinya

You feel an unusually strong lust for Morgfyre.

>.>

Bryna

You declare God to be a formal enemy of New Celest.



... Not really, but that would be hilarious.

Ankastra

Kneeling humbly, you press your palms together before you and close your eyes momentarily as you pray devoutly to Shikari, the Predator, "Lord Predator, I feel I have done badly by my worg, Fuzzyfluff. When he grew up, I was hoping he would live up to his name and be a vicious, brutal creature with teeth that could give enemies allergies through a cheeky smile. However, much to my shock and horror, he walked out of the stable, possessing what could only be described as the most hideous wings I have ever seen - they were BEIGE! I feel that I have not been a good beastmaster, perhaps the diet I fed my pony of meat and oats was not the right one for him - to be honest, I am not well versed in the nutrition and dietary requirements of worgs - but I could tell by the sorrow in his golden eyes that he was not impressed by the beigeness of his wings. It took me 14 administrations of zimoru and further rounds of beige monstrosities before he could walk in front of the other worgs in the Wyrden Stables without them rolling over in worgish laughter. Please forgive me for feeding my worg incorrectly, Lord."

Phudmog

This is probably a little harsh:

Heinkel has been completely dissolved within a swathe of temporal discordance.

You see the death occur at Gnome Guardroom. (2800,...)

From your knowledge, that room is in 'Newton Caverns.'

Ejei Heinkel (Male Human).

He is 16 years old, having been born on the 19th of Dvarsh, 322 years after the 

Coming of Estarra.

He is unranked in Lusternia.

He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.

Maybe the abominations could leave the novices alone?

Ssaliss

Temporal abominations don't aggro, so he must've attacked it.

That said, Newton probably should be free of them...