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  • ZagreusZagreus
    ** Winter is coming! Wouldn't it be nice to have more Lusternians to play with when barricaded in your blanket fortress, staving off the cold with naught but the heat from your computer? Or if you live on the wrong side of the world, more Lusternians to play with as you attempt to not melt from the oppressive heat of the raging sky fire? http://www.lusternia.com/vote to attract more friends! **

    Today is the 8th of Urlachmar (2), 429 years after the Coming of Estarra. The phase of the moon is the Waning Crescent.
     2) Urlachmar  (late winter)

    I guess winter is coming... next year. Creation won't be destroyed this year, ya heard it here first folks.
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  • ChirboChirbo
    Wondering what he stole from
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  • QistrelQistrel the hemisemidemifink
    He copied an emote from @Viravain.

  • ChirboChirbo
    o
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  • ChirboChirbo
    I skimmed, I really should read more
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  • SalomeSalome
    Makaveli, Cadenza Harmonia says to you, "Suckle my testicles."


    Trolltown!

    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • ChirboChirbo
    Yesterday he was quoting tupac lyrics at my hallialt

    Waiting for him to go
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  • FeydaFeyda
    Oh wow, he's in Hallifax huh. Confirming it here folks, the Killuminati is real.
  • ChirboChirbo
    edited December 2015
    He told me his bard song would be

    Makaveli in this...

    Killuminati

    then explained to me that Killuminati was combining kill with illuminati

    It's totally @Yarith alt though.
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  • ShonjirShonjir
    Salome said:
    Makaveli, Cadenza Harmonia says to you, "Suckle my testicles."


    Trolltown!

    Immediately after:
    2015/12/08 06:45:17 - Davos kicked out Makaveli.
    2015/12/08 06:45:39 - Davos declared Makaveli to be a formal enemy. Reason: Failure to head warnings
    regarding conduct detrimental to the image of the Collective.

    No ranked Symphoniums around to kick from the guild though. :(

  • AeldraAeldra , using cake powered flight
    Rank    Player                                       Title
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    #650    Collvan                                      a Visionary of Distance
    #651    a small shrubbery                            a Visionary of Distance

    651 looks interesting. Well travelled shrubbery
    Avatar / Picture done by the lovely Gurashi.
  • ArcanisArcanis
    Kiradawea said:
    Miralona leaves, following Gero n'Lochli.
    She is followed by a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy alligator hatchling, a frisky puppy, a green
    parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy, a
    frisky puppy, a snappy alligator hatchling, a snappy alligator hatchling, a green parakeet, a frisky
    puppy, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator hatchling, a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy,
    a hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a
    hamster in a cage-wheel, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator
    hatchling, a snappy alligator hatchling, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a curious young kitten, a
    hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a frisky
    puppy, a frisky puppy, a snappy alligator hatchling, a snappy alligator hatchling, a hamster in a
    cage-wheel, a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy, a frisky puppy, a snappy alligator hatchling, a
    hamster in a cage-wheel, a frisky puppy, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a
    green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a frisky puppy, a green parakeet, a
    curious young kitten, a green parakeet, a frisky puppy, a snappy alligator hatchling, a frisky puppy,
     a green parakeet, a frisky puppy, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a snappy alligator
    hatchling, a frisky puppy, a curious young kitten, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator
    hatchling, a frisky puppy, a green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy alligator hatchling,
     a frisky puppy, a curious young kitten, a green parakeet, a snappy alligator hatchling, a frisky
    puppy, a green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy alligator hatchling, a green parakeet,
    a hamster in a cage-wheel, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator
    hatchling, a curious young kitten, a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy, a snappy alligator
    hatchling, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy alligator hatchling, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a
    frisky puppy, a curious young kitten, a curious young kitten, a green parakeet, a green parakeet, a
    curious young kitten, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy alligator hatchling, a green parakeet, a
    frisky puppy, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator hatchling, a curious young kitten, a green
    parakeet, a frisky puppy, a green parakeet, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator hatchling, a
    snappy alligator hatchling, a frisky puppy, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator hatchling, a
    snappy alligator hatchling, a green parakeet, a green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy
    alligator hatchling, a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy, a snappy alligator hatchling, a curious
    young kitten, and a frisky puppy.

    Obviously @Gero has a drinking problem.
  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    Mnemosyne said:
    When you're trying to make some shoes for novices and your fingers slip just a little:

    You do not know how to create hoes.

    :|
    Obviously not a Gaudi
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  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. Circumstances
    Mnemosyne said:
    When you're trying to make some shoes for novices and your fingers slip just a little:

    You do not know how to create hoes.

    :|
    It ain't easy.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    And you certainly can't make them into houseshoes.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • ChirboChirbo
    Arcanis said:
    Kiradawea said:
    Miralona leaves, following Gero n'Lochli.
    She is followed by a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy alligator hatchling, a frisky puppy, a green
    parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy, a
    frisky puppy, a snappy alligator hatchling, a snappy alligator hatchling, a green parakeet, a frisky
    puppy, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator hatchling, a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy,
    a hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a
    hamster in a cage-wheel, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator
    hatchling, a snappy alligator hatchling, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a curious young kitten, a
    hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a frisky
    puppy, a frisky puppy, a snappy alligator hatchling, a snappy alligator hatchling, a hamster in a
    cage-wheel, a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy, a frisky puppy, a snappy alligator hatchling, a
    hamster in a cage-wheel, a frisky puppy, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a
    green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a frisky puppy, a green parakeet, a
    curious young kitten, a green parakeet, a frisky puppy, a snappy alligator hatchling, a frisky puppy,
     a green parakeet, a frisky puppy, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a green parakeet, a snappy alligator
    hatchling, a frisky puppy, a curious young kitten, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator
    hatchling, a frisky puppy, a green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy alligator hatchling,
     a frisky puppy, a curious young kitten, a green parakeet, a snappy alligator hatchling, a frisky
    puppy, a green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy alligator hatchling, a green parakeet,
    a hamster in a cage-wheel, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator
    hatchling, a curious young kitten, a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy, a snappy alligator
    hatchling, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy alligator hatchling, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a
    frisky puppy, a curious young kitten, a curious young kitten, a green parakeet, a green parakeet, a
    curious young kitten, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy alligator hatchling, a green parakeet, a
    frisky puppy, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator hatchling, a curious young kitten, a green
    parakeet, a frisky puppy, a green parakeet, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator hatchling, a
    snappy alligator hatchling, a frisky puppy, a curious young kitten, a snappy alligator hatchling, a
    snappy alligator hatchling, a green parakeet, a green parakeet, a hamster in a cage-wheel, a snappy
    alligator hatchling, a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy, a snappy alligator hatchling, a curious
    young kitten, and a frisky puppy.

    Obviously @Gero has a drinking problem.
    Looks to me like he's got it figured out.
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  • VentidiusVentidius
    (Awesome): Malarious (from the Aetherways) says, "Chems are rare, geochems 
    are extinct."

    (Awesome): Malarious (from the Aetherways) says, "Its only when you show 
    up anyone sees any, you unicorn."

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    Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
    Kanaya <3
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    A painting of A defaced portrait of Mother Night is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.

    The austere form of Mother Night looms in full portrait within this dirty silver frame, smudged with various fingerprints, obscenities, and lewd doodles in ink and charcoal alike. The finest of purples and blacks have been melded into the enormous figure of twisting shadows that She is, thrumming with power and darkness. However, tacky pink tape has been plastered all over Her into a cocktail dress, deep stains and sauces covering her in a medley of abstract portraiture that any master or first-rate slob would be proud of. Below the snakes of living darkness that is Her hair, covering the eyes that are globes of pitch, thick bottle-rimmed glasses give her a comical appearance when paired with the thick locks of hot pink hair braided into a handle-bar moustache. A goatee the same hue hangs from Her chin, coiled into a delightful swirl. Buck teeth have been plastered onto Her thin lips, completing the buffoon's collection. The entire painting shimmers and gleams as though it were still wet, and grains of sand hang in the corners between canvas and frame.

    Oh my gods this is so beautiful.
                          * * * ＷＲＡＣＫ ＡＮＤ ＲＯＬＬ ＡＮＤ ＤＥＡＴＨ ＡＮＤ ＰＡＩＮ * * *
                                         * * * ＬＥＴ'Ｓ ＦＥＥＬ ＴＨＥ ＦＥＡＲ ＯＦ ＤＥＡＴＨ ＡＧＡＩＮ * * *
              * * * ＷＥ'ＬＬ ＫＩＬＬ ＡＮＤ ＳＬＡＵＧＨＴＥＲ, ＥＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＳＬＡＩＮ * * *
      * * * ＩＮ ＲＡＶＡＧＩＮＧ ＷＥ'ＬＬ ＥＮＴＥＲＴＡＩＮ * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • TekoraTekora
    edited December 2015
    Ventidius said:
    (Awesome): Malarious (from the Aetherways) says, "Chems are rare, geochems 
    are extinct."

    (Awesome): Malarious (from the Aetherways) says, "Its only when you show 
    up anyone sees any, you unicorn."

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    Hey, you can't really blame people for not wanting to use a skill that involves having a mechanical butt that explodes when it decays.
  • TarkentonTarkenton Traitor Bear
    ... That's everything I've ever wanted from a skill. To the megalith!
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  • VentidiusVentidius
    It's called a filth pump I'll have you know.
    Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
    Kanaya <3
  • TekoraTekora
    edited December 2015
    Ventidius said:
    It's called a filth pump I'll have you know.

    That doesn't change that it replaces your butt and catches fire after 4 years.
  • PortiusPortius Likes big books, cannot lie
    You guys should lead with that in your recruitment efforts. Ditch all this taint and insanity stuff, go with butt replacement procedures.
    Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
  • QistrelQistrel the hemisemidemifink
    The funny thing is, most geomancers are chems. Only Munsia and Gero have actual geomancy, and Gero's a nihilist.

    It's the magnum blaster. People like running around waving a magnum at other people.

  • ChirboChirbo
    Portius said:
    You guys should lead with that in your recruitment efforts. Ditch all this taint and insanity stuff, go with butt replacement procedures.
    The Kardashians: Lusternia Edition
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