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  • SalomeSalome
    Dylara said:
    Rivius said:
    Eh? I died once before pushing you guys out and once after.
    It's a joke, about how I'm such a PK menace.
    Dylara is new to PK, but she's been getting some 'lucky shots' she's been saying. I can agree though, it's a running joke for our affectionate little killer crow.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • AlaksanteriAlaksanteri
    (Market): Twytch says, "Esteem for ale!"
  • SylvanasSylvanas
    Me asking where I can hunt:

    Esca: "No."
    Esca: "No no n o no."
    Esca: "N O."
    Esca: "Yes."
    Esca: "How much essence do you have?"
    Esca: "No."

    I laughed when I did TELLS.
    Flames erupt from the caldera below as a distorted voice echoes, "Their spirit must be broken if they wish to be reborn as true warriors."
  • GabriellaGabriella
    Good to know.  I have less than that.
    --------
    "You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
    --------
    The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
  • AeldraAeldra , using cake powered flight
    elrxkb<>-sigh
    You nod your head slowly in understanding.

    that was the best insanity transform ever, for me at least. :P
    Avatar / Picture done by the lovely Gurashi.
  • SylvanasSylvanas
    Ssaliss said:
    Before you get around 2m essence, you don't hunt. You influence guards.
    I don't have much influence. I hunted little things until 1.2 mil or so and then did some Astral.
    Flames erupt from the caldera below as a distorted voice echoes, "Their spirit must be broken if they wish to be reborn as true warriors."
  • GhaloaireGhaloaire
    edited May 2016
    (Ship): You say, "Nordin to the command chair, please."

    (Ship): You say, "I'll be resting for a while."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): You say, "Your time to shine, Nordin."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): Nordin says, "Coming."

    (Ship): Kanna says, "He's coming."

    (Ship): Kanna says, "Slowly."

    Nordin arrives from the down.

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): Diante says, ">.<."

    With a long, slow blink, you allow your mind to drift free from the ship, and release your lock on the command of the command chair.
    (Ship): The Dreadnought says, "Utasa is no longer locked into the command chair. Oi! Get back t' werk, ye lazy mongrels!"

    Nordin nods his head emphatically.

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): You say, "So here's a question."

    Nordin steps up to the command chair, locking himself into the module and linking his mind to the controls of the ship.
    (Ship): The Dreadnought says, "Oi! Get back t' werk, ye lazy mongrels! Welcome to the command chair, Nordin."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): You say, "What happens if the ship blows up while I'm logged off on it?"

    (Ship): Kanna says, "Write your last will and testament, everyone."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): Mjoll says, "Nothing."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): Eldanien says, "Nothing happens to you."

    Nordin gags and sputters.

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): Kanna says, "You put him in charge. You get a half-tick off your score."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): Eldanien says, "The rest of us laugh at Brantas."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): Kanna says, "^."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): You say, "Don't forget to vitae, folks."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): Abelor (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No. You send me a tell and I rezz him."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): You say, "Also if we blow up, someone email me the deathsight please."

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): Kanna says, "I don't have deathsight up xD."

    (Ship): Nordin says, "Siphon."

    Drawn by the flux of energy, a black dragon suddenly wanders into the nearby area.

    (Ship): Nordin says, "Target dragon."

    (Ship): Kanna says, "Siphoned from the vortex, Captain. My collector is now filled with 164 energy."

    The floor shakes as Eldanien fires a blast that slams into a black dragon.

    The Dreadnought reels as a black dragon shreds deep rends through her hull.

    Bright tendrils of energy pulsate through the ship and heal the hull.

    The floor shakes as Brantas fires a blast that slams into a black dragon.

    You grow still and begin to pray silently for preservation of your soul while you are out of the land.

    The Dreadnought shudders and shakes as a black dragon swiftly shears through her hull.

    The floor shakes as Eldanien fires a blast that slams into a black dragon.

    The Dreadnought reels as a black dragon shreds deep rends through her hull.
    (Ship): The Dreadnought says, "Hold onta yer buttz, boyz an' gurlz! I have been infested by an aetheretic slivven!"

    The floor shakes as Brantas fires a blast that slams into a black dragon.
    The floor shakes as Eldanien fires a blast that slams into a black dragon.

    Bright tendrils of energy pulsate through the ship and heal the hull.

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): You say, "Bye everyone!"

    The Dreadnought reels as a black dragon shreds deep rends through her hull.
    (Ship): The Dreadnought says, "If ye ain't blowin' up e'ery so often, people ferget who ye are! I have been infested by an aetheretic 
    slivven!"

    The floor shakes as Brantas fires a blast that slams into a black dragon.

    The floor shakes as Eldanien fires a blast that slams into a black dragon.

    The Dreadnought reels as a black dragon shreds deep rends through her hull.
    The Dreadnought [Dreadnought] suddenly collapses on herself!
    The Dreadnought has been destroyed by a black dragon.
    Calor has died in the imploded wreckage of The Dreadnought.
    You see the death occur at Southern point of Inner Fusion Ring.  (?)
    Diante has died in the imploded wreckage of The Dreadnought.
    You see the death occur at Eastern corridor of the Outer Fusion Ring.  (?)
    Nordin has been slain by misadventure.
    Nordin drops the corpse of a small mystic jackalope.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Nordin drops the corpse of an aetheretic slivven.
    Kanna has died in the imploded wreckage of The Dreadnought.
    You see the death occur at Southeastern point of the Outer Fusion Ring.  (?)
    Bleuu has died in the imploded wreckage of The Dreadnought.
    You see the death occur at Second Mate's turret.  (?)
    The Dreadnought implodes and your body is instantly torn apart by the unstable reality of the Aetherways.

    You have been slain by misadventure.
    As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around 
    your soul.

    6880h, 5940m, 6880e, 0p, 24840en, 24840w BesSilrx-
    [ INFO ]  -                 
    [ INFO ]  -  Socket got disconnected. The remote host closed the connection

    [ INFO ]  -  looking up the IP address of server:lusternia.com:23 ...
    [ INFO ]  -  The IP address of lusternia.com has been found. It is: 69.65.42.86
    [ INFO ]  -  trying to connect to 69.65.42.86:23 ...
    [ INFO ]  -  A connection has been established successfully.

    (Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): You say, "YOU COULDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR ME TO LOG OFF."
  • GabriellaGabriella
    So this happened.  We even ran around following it.  Pretty sure it's a quest item? Someone confirm for me?

    Neshca proudly shows off a steel fuel bowl:
    Covered in dents and black char, this bowl is shallow but broad. A ring of burnt residue shadows the 
    inner centre of the dish, smelling strongly of fish.

    You say, "You picked it up?"

    You say, "Put it back down, see where it goes."

    Neshca's eyes gleam with generosity.

    You say, "Oh wait."

    You say, "That's from Alibaba."

    Ryboi gasps suddenly and begins to inhale and exhale deeply and rapidly.

    A steel fuel bowl rolls off to the north

    You say, "I'm guessing it's a quest item."

    The trees around you sway in time to a guiding force beneath the earth.

    Neshca Myeras says, "It is creepy."

    A steel fuel bowl rolls in from the north

    You say, "Just a little."

    You say, "It's like when the firefly squids swim around."

    You give a steel fuel bowl the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

    Covered in dents and black char, this bowl is shallow but broad. A ring of burnt residue shadows the 
    inner centre of the dish, smelling strongly of fish.
    It weighs 3 ounce(s).
    It has the following aliases: bowl.

    A steel fuel bowl rolls off to the south
    --------
    "You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
    --------
    The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
  • EnyalidaEnyalida Nasty Woman, Sockpuppeteer to the Gods
    It's part of the balloon mini-quest to get into Lirangsha. I haven't checked in a long time, but the last time I tried to use it, it was bugged. 
  • SalomeSalome
    [Scanlan got home from the dentist, we can tell.]

    You give a peculiarly hat-shaped eclair donut to Master Scanlan Stormcrow.
     
    Scanlan seems a bit more spry, elicited by the donut he grins broadly and takes it in one fell b*tch.

     
    Scanlan means bite.

    Salome emits a brief, chiming giggle - the rustling of fae just ringing beyond as
    her cheeks flush a light rose.

    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • ScanlanScanlan
    This is why we can't have nice things.....
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  • GabriellaGabriella
    Kethaera, Hand of the Maiden says, "Come here often?"

    Kethaera is blown, flailing, out of the tree.

    You watch in amazement as Kethaera begins to cling to the branches in such a clever way that she 
    maintains a great deal of freedom of action.

    Kethaera coughs softly.
    --------
    "You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
    --------
    The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
  • SakakiSakaki
    Decided to poke my head into the Wakabidrome, these were the listed odds:

    *****************************[ Race Participants ]*****************************
    Name                 Jockey    Win             Place           Show            
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Large Marge          Dora      58:1 (176cr)    17:1 (53cr)     6.8:1 (23cr)
    Furry Hug            Joos      142:1 (428cr)   28:1 (85cr)     10:1 (33cr)
    Fine Mess            Torrance  6.6:1 (23cr)    2.3:1 (10cr)    1:1 (6cr)
    Crazy Kate           Runfield  2.8:1 (11cr)    1:1 (5cr)       1:2.7 (4cr)
    Saintly Prig         Shelly    2.2:1 (9cr)     1:1.2 (5cr)     1:3 (4cr)
    Portly Package       Butch     332:1 (1000cr)  142:1 (428cr)   37:1 (115cr)
    Fiery Lotus          Paulie    999:1 (3000cr)  76:1 (230cr)    27:1 (83cr)
    Tipsy Lady           Jordie    2.6:1 (11cr)    1:1 (5cr)       1:2.6 (4cr)
    *******************************************************************************

    Amazed to see that one had a chance of 3000 credits if it won (though the 999:1 odds were a bit ridiculous)
    Kiss of the Enchantress hisses eerily, "Let them fear, and despair."
  • DemartelDemartel

    Sakaki said:
    Decided to poke my head into the Wakabidrome, these were the listed odds:

    *****************************[ Race Participants ]*****************************
    Name                 Jockey    Win             Place           Show            
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Large Marge          Dora      58:1 (176cr)    17:1 (53cr)     6.8:1 (23cr)
    Furry Hug            Joos      142:1 (428cr)   28:1 (85cr)     10:1 (33cr)
    Fine Mess            Torrance  6.6:1 (23cr)    2.3:1 (10cr)    1:1 (6cr)
    Crazy Kate           Runfield  2.8:1 (11cr)    1:1 (5cr)       1:2.7 (4cr)
    Saintly Prig         Shelly    2.2:1 (9cr)     1:1.2 (5cr)     1:3 (4cr)
    Portly Package       Butch     332:1 (1000cr)  142:1 (428cr)   37:1 (115cr)
    Fiery Lotus          Paulie    999:1 (3000cr)  76:1 (230cr)    27:1 (83cr)
    Tipsy Lady           Jordie    2.6:1 (11cr)    1:1 (5cr)       1:2.6 (4cr)
    *******************************************************************************

    Amazed to see that one had a chance of 3000 credits if it won (though the 999:1 odds were a bit ridiculous)

    Nookie Longpaws exclaims, "They cross the finish line and it's Crazy Kate in first, Saintly Prig in second, and Furry Hug in third!!"
    You haven't won anything on your bet: Fiery Lotus wins the race.
    You haven't won anything on your bet: Portly Package wins the race.
    You haven't won anything on your bet: Furry Hug wins the race.
    You haven't won anything on your bet: Large Marge wins the race.
    You haven't won anything on your bet: Fine Mess wins the race.
  • SakakiSakaki
    Yeah, had a feeling that was going to end up happening.
    Kiss of the Enchantress hisses eerily, "Let them fear, and despair."
  • DemartelDemartel
    Well Fiery Lotus slipped in a puddle of wakabi pee right in the final stretch. That's never good.
  • FalaeronFalaeron Jolteon
    It's actually possible for it to actually say that they have a 0% chance of winning.
  • ScanlanScanlan
    You -can- win the big prizes though, I had a racetrack ticket in Aetolia when they had the login promotions when these first came about...jokingly bet on one with awful odds.
    Won 1200 credits.

    So it is a thing at least.
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  • TylwythTylwyth
    Can you just bet on all of them winning?
    FOR pposters who aren't steingrim:

    image
  • FalaeronFalaeron Jolteon
    Tylwyth said:
    Can you just bet on all of them winning?
    You can.
  • TylwythTylwyth
    Does that pay off?
    FOR pposters who aren't steingrim:

    image
  • FalaeronFalaeron Jolteon

    Tylwyth said:
    Does that pay off?
    It "pays off" in the sense that you are guaranteed to get something from the tickets that you got for "free", as opposed to potentially winning more if you bet on just a subset of them winning but also potentially winning nothing. At the end of the day it's a gamble, so who knows? It all depends on what your expectations are going into the races.
  • GabriellaGabriella
    (Serenwilde): You say, "Greetings Serenwilde."

    (Serenwilde): Adasser, Wolverine's Mask says, "Hail, Gabriella!"

    (Serenwilde): Tokota Snowmane says, "Indeed, greeting to you."

    (Serenwilde): A centaur colt named Kota says, "Hiiiii!"

    (Serenwilde): You say, "Goodness, I feel special indeed."

    Thanks whoever did that.  I need it. 
    :x
    --------
    "You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
    --------
    The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
  • SylvanasSylvanas
    Gabriella said:
    (Serenwilde): You say, "Greetings Serenwilde."

    (Serenwilde): Adasser, Wolverine's Mask says, "Hail, Gabriella!"

    (Serenwilde): Tokota Snowmane says, "Indeed, greeting to you."

    (Serenwilde): A centaur colt named Kota says, "Hiiiii!"

    (Serenwilde): You say, "Goodness, I feel special indeed."

    Thanks whoever did that.  I need it. 
    :x
    Oh. That's the centaur we kidnapped a while ago and put in our zoo.
    Flames erupt from the caldera below as a distorted voice echoes, "Their spirit must be broken if they wish to be reborn as true warriors."
  • EveriineEveriine Wise Old Swordsbird / Brontaur Indianapolis, IN, USA
    I thought you captured Laka? Either way, you are evil. Evil evil evil.
    Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"

    Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.

    Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
  • GabriellaGabriella
    You captured a centaur? Did we get it back?
    --------
    "You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
    --------
    The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
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