Gods and Mobs Tweets

ShaddusShaddus , the Leper MessiahOutside your window.Member Posts: 8,210 Transcendent
With the introduction of this new tweet thing ingame, I thought it would be amusing to make a thread with tweets you think a god or mob might send. For instance:


#Darvellan: I'm sailiiiing awaaaaaaaaayy!!!


#Brennan: damned fools. Why can't they ever keep track of.....HOLY SHITE, WAS THAT A CROW?!?!?!? #NMBG


#Tunika: if one more Grunt or Urth comes in here and calls me ma'am, I'm going to forcefeed them this soup.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.

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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 8,210 Transcendent
    Are you implying I'm a god or a mob? :D
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord Member Posts: 6,977 Transcendent
    Shaddus said:
    Are you implying I'm a god or a mob? :D
    Yes.  You have reached NPC status.
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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 8,210 Transcendent
    #DeepnightManse: "Frust"? What does that even mean?
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,607 Transcendent
    #Meleris: No one peed in the Pool today. #goodday

    #Temporal Conclave #1: Check complete, all systems operating within normal parameters.

    @Zvoltz: (Havens): You've been...THUNDERSTRUCK!

    #Thoril: I'm sure I left that crown around here somewhere... #JustKingThings #KingoDwarves

    #Temporal Conclave #2: Initiating chronospatial resonance checks.

    #Kethuru: SOON I SHALL BE SATED

    #Fraesic: Man, is everyone seeing this gold wakabi?
  • HoaracleHoaracle Member, Gods Posts: 207 Divine
    @Queen_of_the_Fae Did I hear that the Sun will come out? #MaeveQuestions

    @DaddySun Tomorrow ;) RT: @Queen_of_the_Fae Did I hear that the Sun will come out? #MaeveQuestions
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord Member Posts: 6,977 Transcendent
    Are you making an Annie reference? Does Sun even have a dollar to bet?
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  • SakakiSakaki Member Posts: 390 Expert
    @Necromentate: Why do people keep shoving those pointy spikes into me?  All I want is a hug every now and then, is that too much to ask?
    Kiss of the Enchantress hisses eerily, "Let them fear, and despair."
  • AlarinAlarin Wailuku, Maui, Hawai'iMember Posts: 41 Apprentice
    I'm like... four years late to this party, BUT!

    #Ashtorath: If that idiot Alarin tells one more novice to come hug me, I'm sending the Legion after him!
  • CoralineCoraline Member Posts: 643 Mythical
    #Darvellan: Who needs a GPS when you got me?
    You are startled as a lemon meringue pie bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Mysrai.
  • SapphiraSapphira Member Posts: 142 Gifted
    #Nifilhema: Feelin cute, might flay an angel later idk
  • TsakaliTsakali Member Posts: 37 Apprentice
    #BestBearLiar: What's a tekeela, and why does Mysrai keep telling me to bring Them more of it?
  • TsakaliTsakali Member Posts: 37 Apprentice
    #BestBearLiar: I don't even know why these thieves keep stealing these oranges. The inside is really good, but the outsides are chewy.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 8,210 Transcendent
    #Thax: I feel pretty, oh so pret....ahem. 
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • ParhelionParhelion Member Posts: 390 Fabled
    #Terentia: ...why does Parhelion want to know my favorite smell, anyway? Is there a Bath and Bodyworks in Hallifax?

    #Lantra: wait, Halli has a Bath and Bodyworks?

    #Carakhan: oooh, someone get me a candle that smells like....

    #Terentia: ..the sea? 

    #Carakhan:omg! How'd you guess?
    Her voice firm and commanding, Terentia, the Even Bladed says to you, "You have kept your oath to Me, Parhelion. You have sworn to maintain Justice in these troubled times."

    Yet if a boon be granted me, unworthy as I am, let it be for a steady hand with a clear eye and a fury most inflaming.
  • ParhelionParhelion Member Posts: 390 Fabled
    #MamaV'sTarantula: wait, do orange thieves taste like oranges?

    #BestBearLiar: @MamaV'sTarantula Oooh! See, what you do is peel off the outer layer because its chewy! All the soft tasty bits are in the inside! #VoiceOfExperience
    Her voice firm and commanding, Terentia, the Even Bladed says to you, "You have kept your oath to Me, Parhelion. You have sworn to maintain Justice in these troubled times."

    Yet if a boon be granted me, unworthy as I am, let it be for a steady hand with a clear eye and a fury most inflaming.
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