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  • 4 kids come out of the closet, but aren't gay.
  • 4 kids come out of the closet, but aren't gay.

    easy mode! Narnia
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  • Evil corporation takes over
    Two less than intelligent men set out on a quest
    They find what they need to save the day
    Rock ballad ultimately saves the day
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  • Woman orders vegetarian pizza. Delivery man arrives and convinces her sausage is better. Delivery man gets best tip of pizza delivery career. Woman starts ordering pizza more often.
  • Did you just describe a porno.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada

    Did you just describe a porno.

    I thought the same thing.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • Birthday boy makes father's job impossible to do
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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    Kilee said:

    Birthday boy makes father's job impossible to do

    Liar Liar.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia Game
    Four children trapped in an attic thought their uncle was their father, but their father is their uncle. Siblings smooch and are deemed hell spawn. Heather Graham chews scenery like it's bubblegum. There is death by donut.
    Daraius said:
    "Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
  • Total control makes life horrible. It was all a dream.
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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Sylandra said:

    Four children trapped in an attic thought their uncle was their father, but their father is their uncle. Siblings smooch and are deemed hell spawn. Heather Graham chews scenery like it's bubblegum. There is death by donut.

    Flowers in the attic!
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    edited August 2016
    Sylandra said:

    Four children trapped in an attic thought their uncle was their father, but their father is their uncle. Siblings smooch and are deemed hell spawn. Heather Graham chews scenery like it's bubblegum. There is death by donut.

    Flowers in the Attic, V.C. Andrews.
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Single woman takes job cleaning up after large group of hard working midgets. Local queen tries to steal her heart, but it is seized at the last moment by a prince.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    Shaddus said:

    Single woman takes job cleaning up after large group of hard working midgets. Local queen tries to steal her heart, but it is seized at the last moment by a prince.

    Snow White
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • Cute critters turn an otherwise family movie into creep show.
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  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia Game
    A titled yet impoverished British noble finds himself thrust into the 21st century, where he proceeds to advertise butter products.
    Daraius said:
    "Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
  • Sylandra said:

    A titled yet impoverished British noble finds himself thrust into the 21st century, where he proceeds to advertise butter products.

    Kate and Leopold?
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    Kilee said:

    Cute critters turn an otherwise family movie into creep show.

    Gremlins?

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • edited August 2016
    A young woman is raised by three overbearing lesbian witches only to be discovered by a stalker who turns out to be a prince. Whose best friend is a horse. Later she takes a REALLY long nap.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • Four adolescent archetypes talk about their problems.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • A boy with an abusive aunt and uncle runs away and is touched by a noseless immortal.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • Salome said:

    A boy with an abusive aunt and uncle runs away and is touched by a noseless immortal.

    is this HP
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  • Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.
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  • Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    It's John Wick.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    Where the Red Fern Grows?
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • Shaddus said:

    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    Where the Red Fern Grows?
    Salome said:

    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    It's John Wick.
    Nope
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  • Shaddus said:

    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    Where the Red Fern Grows?
    Salome said:

    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    It's John Wick.
    Nope
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  • Ungrateful rich dude pays to fix his health and fights terrorism.
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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    A charismatic soap-seller and critical thinker gradually forms a group of anarchists.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

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