(Peasantface): Xenthos says, "You know, Drocilla / Viravain / Lisaera would make a pretty powerful and terrifying team. Power God Squad."
Of course, Momma V would be...Veyonce in this team.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
Some OOC silliness I found while looking through some old logs. Brief context: Falmiis was trying to sell his war goat over market.
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): You say, "If no one claims your war goat in the next day or so, I can take it. Although I will probably zimoru it to death."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Zyphora (from the Aetherways) says, "Rip war goat. Happy birthday beauty goat."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Falmiis says, "It's a thin war goat with downy wings of silken feathers."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): You say, "Ooh, it's already a supermodel war goat."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Zyphora (from the Aetherways) says, "A skeleton with angel wings."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): You say, "So, like a war goat from a Victoria's Secret show."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Falmiis says, "Rofl."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Zyphora (from the Aetherways) says, "Hahaha."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Sylandra says, "Ahaha."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Zyphora (from the Aetherways) says, "SYLANDRA YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Falmiis says, "As if she wasn't already on it."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Sylandra says, "Brb designing goat bras."
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Zyphora (from the Aetherways) says, "Will each cup have a pair of horns or only one horn each?"
(Ministry of Marital Affairs): Sylandra says, "Let's not be stingy. HORNS FOR ALL."
In which Breandryn destroys her mother's love life:
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "Are you and my mom friends?"
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "I have noticed you two around each other a lot."
Saz tells you, "That's a spot on observation, yes we are."
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "That's good. I think Momli needs more friends."
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "What do you two do?"
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "Greypaw - he's my wolf - Greypaw and I explore and find things. Do you and Momli do that?"
Saz tells you, "Well, in a way I suppose. Nowadays, I'm exploring she has children."
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "That makes no sense. You explore a place, not people."
Saz tells you, "Honestly? I'd call such revelations an exploration. They're quite grand."
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "I don't understand what you mean. Did you not know Ymuli was my mother? We should still be friends, I think."
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "Especially if you are friends with my mother! She is a sign of your good taste."
Saz tells you, "Not just you, apparently there are more Breandryn. Well... We should be, indeed."
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "Yes, my mother's lady-parts have spawned several children."
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "I have not done it myself, but I have read that defecation is involved."
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "That is an odd thing to care about. Why do you bring it up?"
Saz tells you, "Just... I think we should leave this conversation here, Breandryn. I am not really into the details of such processes. Let's just say, we share a cake with your mom, here and then."
You tell Saz, the Unorthodox Druid, "Oh, that sounds nice. Perhaps I can join you two some time!"
<silence>
(*): Aramel says, "Poor Saz. So shocked."
(*): Saz says, "Who gave Breandryn her sex-ed? This is the one question that bugs me."
(*): You say, "The library."
(*): You say, "The education has some limits."
Edit:
(*): Saz says, "Actually Ymuli says "I'm going to kill her to rezz her to kill her again"."
WHY DO YOU HATE MY HAPPINESS BREA? NOT TO MENTION ALL YMULI'S BABIES ARE ADOPTED OMG.
Wildeflower Aramel Strongleaf says to Xiran, "My cousin's attitude to life is rather like her attitude towards cake - to have everything, and at once, and lots of it."
The Godly Belt of Unthinkable Infinities tempted me into trying for a new belt. After a dozen or so tries...
You gently run your hand almost absently over the surface of the Warrior's Belt of Miraculous Space, which begins to radiate a scintillating light as it transforms into the Godly Belt of Miraculous Proportion.
Which made me quite happy for a brief moment, before I decided it clashed too much with my character's overall staid theme.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
(The Shadow Kindred): Lysistrata (from the Astral Plane) says, "Killin' obesefessor's LIKE A BAWSE."
(The Shadow Kindred): Lysistrata (from the Astral Plane) says, "Not dying', LIKE A BAWSE."
Lysistrata has been taught a deadly lesson by a robed obesefessor. You see the death occur at the Soulless Library.
(The Shadow Kindred): Lysistrata says, "I deserved that."
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
Comments
Of course, Momma V would be...Veyonce in this team.
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
<silence>
Edit:
WHY DO YOU HATE MY HAPPINESS BREA? NOT TO MENTION ALL YMULI'S BABIES ARE ADOPTED OMG.
You gently run your hand almost absently over the surface of the Warrior's Belt of Miraculous Space, which begins to radiate a scintillating light as it transforms into the Godly Belt of Miraculous Proportion.
Which made me quite happy for a brief moment, before I decided it clashed too much with my character's overall staid theme.
I'm just going to have to customize all my crap.
p cake (in hand)
Avatar made through Picrew
Snapping his jaws together with a loud clack, Varaien, Wings of the Storm says, "What is Boo-tee?"
Vive l'apostrophe!
(Clan): Siam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wing it!"
(Clan): Siam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And post the log
(Clan): You say, "Ugh, maybe next time. I iz very ill. *slump*."
(Clan): Siam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What why how."
(Clan): Siam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You should rest up you potato."
Chicken and wild rice soup descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.
@Manteekan Is the best creepy stalker god.
(The Shadow Kindred): Lysistrata (from the Astral Plane) says, "Not dying', LIKE A BAWSE."
Lysistrata has been taught a deadly lesson by a robed obesefessor.
You see the death occur at the Soulless Library.
(The Shadow Kindred): Lysistrata says, "I deserved that."
(Some clan): Synkarin says, "Or Friday by Rebecca Black."
The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."
You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!
(this way was with awesome music taste)
Vive l'apostrophe!