Headcanons: The Show: The Movie: The Game

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  • SapphiraSapphira Member Posts: 120 Master
    ^ Secretly allergic to trees

    v likes to lick candy and put it back in shops
  • TognaTogna Member Posts: 19 Apprentice
    (Who told you)

    ^ throws ugly children in the Undercity

    v Is a cult member of Lord Ravioli
  • CoralineCoraline Member Posts: 643 Mythical
    ^: Is Lord Ravioli in disguise

    v: lets their pets die in stables
    You are startled as a lemon meringue pie bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Mysrai.
  • AyisdraAyisdra Member Posts: 1,316 Mythical
    (The stable hands kill the beasts. Just because I don't pay doesn't mean they have to let the poor animals die.)

    ^: Actually is a secret Raezon agent with an aim to steal Crumkane knowledge.
    v: Secretly is waiting to pull off a great betrayal.
  • NepentheNepenthe Member Posts: 78 Adept
    ^: Keeps a tea bottle full of vodka for illicit imbibing.

    v: Has a really complicated fur maintenance routine.
  • ParhelionParhelion Member Posts: 361 Fabled
    edited September 4
    (this was in response to Esei's post earlier, but I didn't see the later posts until now.)

    ^steals underwear from other people and wears it

    v wants to marry a denizen in their org
    Her voice firm and commanding, Terentia, the Even Bladed says to you, "You have kept your oath to Me, Parhelion. You have sworn to maintain Justice in these troubled times."

    Yet if a boon be granted me, unworthy as I am, let it be for a steady hand with a clear eye and a fury most inflaming.
  • EseiEsei Member Posts: 150 Expert
    ^: is just jealous he doesn't know Lothwen.

    v: ate a bee and tried to hide the sting.
  • TognaTogna Member Posts: 19 Apprentice
    ^ Dreams of the Drachou


    v wished the soulless would have won
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,598 Transcendent
    (Hey! Rheiss was awesome :pout: )
    ^ wants to marry one of Terentia's priestesses

    v hates the taste of mana potions, so mixes their stock with mulled apple cider.
  • AeldraAeldra , using cake powered flight Member Posts: 1,249 Transcendent
    ^ secretly uses second hand dreams in their weaving

    v Is on Trader Bobs payroll
    Avatar / Picture done by Xeii. Wheeeeee 
  • EseiEsei Member Posts: 150 Expert
    ^: skipped their collegium lessons.

    v: had a roc poop on their head.
  • KlaxonKlaxon Member Posts: 7 Inept
    ^: supports the finks and their filthy war.

    v: doesn't know about the Soulless behind them and OH GODS IT HAS A KNIFE RUN RUN YOU IDIOT WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE
  • CoralineCoraline Member Posts: 643 Mythical
    edited September 5
    ^: doesn't realize that that's my emotional support knife-wielding Soulless, please be more considerate next time!

    v: didn't so much as pass through the Portal of Fate as went to take a look at the Portal of Fate, slipped and fell in
    You are startled as a lemon meringue pie bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Mysrai.
  • JolantheJolanthe Member Posts: 572 Mythical
    ^: Was dared to taste the Portal of Fate - turns out so much as sticking the tip of your tongue inside gets the rest of you pulled in.

    v:Unknowingly possesses an Eyelash of Dynara
  • EseiEsei Member Posts: 150 Expert
    ^: accidentally sipped paint water instead of their drink.

    v: got married to an orclach warlord through a misunderstanding.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,598 Transcendent
    ^: breaks into sneezing fits any time they so much as look at a pile of ash.

    v: keeps a pair of waxlips around for...practice.
  • TognaTogna Member Posts: 19 Apprentice
    (stop calling me out)

    ^ talks to a stuffed monkey before making life decisions 

    v eats bunnies in front of orphans


  • KlaxonKlaxon Member Posts: 7 Inept
    ^: threw sugar into the Engine thinking it would make the Taint more palatable.

    v: hasn't rejected grace yet. They're just not ready for the red pill.
  • XiranXiran Member Posts: 144 Master
    ^ ate the Estelbar cubs' pills once.

    v thinks socks are tentacles of Kethuru--an abomination.
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