What would you do if you won the IRE lottery?

ZouviqilZouviqil Queen of Uberjerkiness
At 5,000 credits?
10,000?
15,000?

Dream big or go home!
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  • Pee myself, cry into a bowl of cheerios, then fall asleep from crying so hard.
  • 5000 credits - kit out my weapons, until I have a limp from all of the artifacts
    10000- Buy a million curios and try outpace Xenthos
    15000- put it all on red
  • Buy a cord, flex some skills, and buy some various miscellaneous arties.

    The rest I'd donate to Hallifax.
  • Finish kitting out my aether ship, buy a figurine rune, and either sell or donate the rest. 

    Give or take some frantic lesson-to-curio converting for that blasted panda left paw T.=.T

    .oO---~---Oo.

    "Perfect. Please move quickly to the next post, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the signature are not part of this test."

    NARF!

  • ZouviqilZouviqil Queen of Uberjerkiness
    Shuyin said:
    Buy all the things I never had. Be on the cover of the Gossip magazine. Smile next to Thoril and the Queen.
    If someone happens to read my comment before Shuyin's, make sure you're not drinking liquids before you read his, or you'll suffer the same fate I did.
  • sprayed it everywhere? lol
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    I've already worked this out :)

    Omnitrans <character>


    500 credits to each of the guilds in <insert org here>

    1k on the market at 10k gold, with a ten minute warning so people can get their gold together. Gold made donated to orders in said org.


    Rest of it would be spent on arties and stuff.


    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • You know, with an ambiguous statement of guild, order, and city, I'm half-convinced that @Shaddus plays everyone in the basin. Including me.
    I'm Lucidian. If I don't get pedantic every so often, I might explode.
  • ZouviqilZouviqil Queen of Uberjerkiness
    Tridemon said:
    You know, with an ambiguous statement of guild, order, and city, I'm half-convinced that @Shaddus plays everyone in the basin. Including me.
    We are all secretly Shaddus. Even Estarra is Shaddus.
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    I would splurge on something like a cubix or endowment of the arts. Then I would hoard them until I decide in a years time what I actually want to do with them.



  • Sell em all on market, use the money to become an unstoppable credit buying force, purchasing all credits priced below 50k and selling them at that price. The economy will be mine!
  • I'd buy TA and then go dormant a week later.

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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Llandros said:
    I'd buy TA and then go to Celest.
    Fixed.

    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    It will never happen, so I never think about it.
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  • ZouviqilZouviqil Queen of Uberjerkiness
    It could happen, Xenthos. I sort of imagine you now, if you won, just staring at your screen blankly for like five minutes and going, "How the ****?"
  • EnyalidaEnyalida Nasty Woman, Sockpuppeteer to the Gods
    AK-47s for everyone.
  • KarlachKarlach God of Kittens.
    Needs the Gif version where he spits out coins after jumping in!

    Honestly as much as I don't want to win because having your name plastered across the newsboards with "X HAS WON 10/15/20 THOUSAND CREDITS" is going to suddenly generate a shit ton of begging, I've already got an idea of what I'd spend it on.


    Omnitrans the things I'm missing, ALL THE SKILLS pretty much, finish off runing my Katana and customise it, customise my Wyvern at long last, and collar my Worg. Then splurge on a bunch of artifacts, Pliers, Endowment, L2 regen runes, L3 life rune/crit rune and convert a fair number to Dingbats for my bubblix collection.


    Now however, if I won the real lottery.... 

    The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."

    You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!


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  • Trans some skills, buy an aethership...

    ....and then buy lots of curios, rub them and spin the wheel for all eternity  :D
  • Grab cubix, endowment, and manna. Quickly return to wanting more credits.
  • LESSONS! (and then a reflex system that comes with support.) 

    and then a cord, and then a changeling cameo (+racehat)
    and and a shop and a manse and a ship.
    is dead like the dodo
  • Xeria said:
    LESSONS! (and then a reflex system that comes with support.) 

    and then a cord, and then a changeling cameo (+racehat)
    and and a shop and a manse and a ship.
    Make that Vadi's system. I've heard stories.
    is dead like the dodo
  • Trans skills, rune/customize tahto, custom pet, hoard the rest bitterly for all time.
  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Go to Disneyland? I dunno, upgrade some runes, get some other runes, get some more flexed skills, that kinda stuff.
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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
  • ...Customise things.

                                                                                           "A man's not dead while his name is still spoken."  - Terry Pratchett 1948-2015

  • In Order My Purchases list
    5,000 Credits:
    Doctoral Cord = 1000 Credits
    9 bubblixes = 1800 dingbats about 1800 credits give or take
    Rune of Absorption for Valonah = 500 Credits
    L2 Life rune for Valonah = 700 Credits
    Custom Pet for Valonah = 900+ Credits
    Artifact Pipes for Valonah = 150 Credits (Puts me over 50 but I'd buy em somehow

    10,000 Credits:
    Cubix = 2000 Credits
    L3 Life Rune upgrade = 700 Credits
    L3 Life Rune Upgrade for Valonah = 700 Credits
    Rune of Shielding = 350 Credits
    Rune of Gripping = 150 Credits
    MEchanical Spurs 200 Dingbats = 200ish Credits
    Overalls = 300 Dingbats = about 300 credits
    Gaudy Glamrock = 250 Credits
    Mythical Bookbinding For Valonah = 216 Credits
    Custom Athame = 100 Credits?

    15,000 Credits:
    L3 Crit Rune = 1200 Credits
    L3 Magic Enhancement Rune = 1600 Credits
    Mask of Esteemed Beauty For Valonah = 450 Credits
    Chessboard for Valonah = 150 Credits
    Stable for Valonah = 350 Credits
    Bubble of Intrinsic Spaciousness x2 = 400 Credits
    Circlet of Lucidity = 600 Credits
    Trans Astrology = 300 Credits (Less really I have loads of lessons)

    20,000 Credits:
    Manna of the Gods 1100 Cr
    Commandants Shoulderknot = 125 Credits
    Commandants Medal = 125 Credits
    Commandant's Sash = 200 Credits
    Ring of Aetheric Quickening = 500 Credits
    Crystal Ball = 200 credits
    Marauder's MAsk = 800 Credits
    Spectacles of Clairvoyance = 500 Credits
    mask of Esteemed Beauty = 450 credits
    Hand-Held Brass Astrolab = 300 Credits
    Merchant's Ledger = 350 Credits
    Trans Discernment = 134 Credits

    The rest I haven't really planned out yet. I'm sure I'm missing some things but those are my general priorities if I were to get the Credits all at once. I have different priorities in my slowly one by one gain of everything I want.
  • ZouviqilZouviqil Queen of Uberjerkiness
    Well... following Daem's lead...

    5,000 Credits
    500 cr meted out equally to 5 friends
    2000 cr Endowment of the Arts
    500 cr for all 5 influencing runes
    400 cr for Gem of Cloaking
    1600 cr for Great Rune of Esoteric Authority

    10,000 Credits
    4,600 cr omni trans
    400 cr Mark of the Devoted Servant

    15,000 Credits
    1,200 cr Rune of Knight's Excellence
    1,400 cr Great Rune of the Divine Spirit
    500 cr Great Rune of Absorption
    850 cr Rune of Vigor
    850 cr Rune of Divine Magnetism
    200 cr Magic Flower Pot

    20,000 Credits
    450 cr Mask of Esteemed Beauty
    250 cr Magic Fountain
    850 cr Rune of Clarity
    200 cr Bubble of Intrinsic Spaciousness
    300 cr Magic Spatula
    150 cr Silver Spoon
    350 cr Merchant's Ledger
    600 cr Circlet of Lucidity
    900 cr pet
    500 cr to keep
    250 cr to sell on market at 10,000 gold each
  • RiviusRivius Your resident wolf puppy
    edited July 2013
    Finish runing my bardiche, buy a few tankifying things I'm missing, customize a few items, save the rest to auto-win auctions.
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