Maybe underwear was too broad a term. I will refrain.
:-\"
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."
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With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
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EveriineWise Old Swordsbird / BrontaurIndianapolis, IN, USA
Well, how are we supposed to understand otherwise?
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
Maybe underwear was too broad a term. I will refrain.
:-\"
Thong, then?
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
Prooooogresssssss. We have a shiny new inn! Extra raves because I love that as players we get opportunites to contribute to our orgs in these renovations with our ideas and even descriptions.
Finally! YOu don't know how many messages I had to send to Morgfyre to get it finally done, @Lavinya.
The room designs weren't finalised until quite recently! You certainly weren't the only one looking into it, I promise you.
EDIT: (I also don't want any of the divine to feel harassed or that we're ungrateful for these non-essential but awesome things they do for us just because it's something we'd like to have. You sound like a jerk.)
Also a rave to @Crumkane and @Mysrai for our Goblet of Fire krater.
Yes, I had to google it too. I thought it was a mispelled crater.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Raves for @Saoirse for pulling together a fun event which has lasted way longer than I thought it would, and to @Darvellan and @Meril for special appearances and doing a lot of behind the scenes stuff to make it happen on short notice. Also raves to @Chakraja for designing our luau themed goodies! And finally raves for all of the fun and especially creative people who made this a good time!
Roughly half a foot in breadth when compacted, this spyglass's design allows for easy storage while still providing an extendible length suitable for long-distance viewing. Somewhat reducing the latter feature, the lens at the end is made of fogged glass and rests within a steel rim that swivels, allowing it to be turned. Additional strips of steel run down the length of the spyglass, stopping at rims inset where it expands and contracts. Colourful paints have been applied to the polished wood, the only festive touch to be seen.
It has 5 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 6 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Sonahi Ladyn.
It has the following aliases: spyglass.
[HINT]: PEER SPYGLASS to peer through it.
[HINT]: TURN SPYGLASS to adjust the lens.
My fave peer spyglass messages:
You extend a festive spyglass of polished wood and steel and place your eye to look through it. Within, you see light passing through small bits of stained glass, creating a vision of a towering warrior holding aloft an almighty staff. Brilliant power blazes as fiercely from the weapon as a head wind, causing the Paladin's white cloak to billow in her wake, and tiny flecks of ruby and onyx show the beginnings of the agonising disintigration of her form. Resolute to the last, the royal merian bellows in the face of her own destruction, though it is impossible to tell what words she valiantly struggles to form.
You extend a festive spyglass of polished wood and steel and place your eye to look through it. Within, you see light passing through small bits of stained glass, creating a vision of a noble figure clinging desperately to a blazing staff. Minuscule flecks of obsidian form the ashes of his arms as the staff disintigrates them with its almighty power, the burnt remnants of his body beginning to pool at his feet. Yet even as the trophy consumes him, the Aquamancer stands tall and steady, his eyes gleaming with brilliant sparks of life that flare with stubborn pride in the face of his glory and his doom.
If cities/guilds ever want something (no matter how small), speak with a Divine in your Pantheon (it doesn't have to be your Patron, but they are included!) If it is unreasonable, we will let you know, and we run everything by Estarra, who assigns the price. The majority of us love doing Patron things, as they tend to be the most creative projects, and they allow us to try new things (and even manipulate your ideas in a fun/creative way.)
If you haven't heard back from your Patron (or the Divine you asked) after some time, feel free to poke at another Divine and they can check in on things. Sometimes it is already in the works, other times they may be busy outside of Lusternia, and another Divine can take it up for them.
While @Darvellan and our little raindrop, @Meril, are quite amazing, you should see some of the things @Drocilla comes up with! Don't be afraid to ask Her for things for Magnagora! She only bites sometimes!
oh my god you even got vision-tools wtb celest admin
If cities/guilds ever want something (no matter how small), speak with a Divine in your Pantheon (it doesn't have to be your Patron, but they are included!) If it is unreasonable, we will let you know, and we run everything by Estarra, who assigns the price. The majority of us love doing Patron things, as they tend to be the most creative projects, and they allow us to try new things (and even manipulate your ideas in a fun/creative way.)
If you haven't heard back from your Patron (or the Divine you asked) after some time, feel free to poke at another Divine and they can check in on things. Sometimes it is already in the works, other times they may be busy outside of Lusternia, and another Divine can take it up for them. While @Darvellan and our little raindrop, @Meril, are quite amazing, you should see some of the things @Drocilla comes up with! Don't be afraid to ask Her for things for Magnagora! She only bites sometimes!
I thought the biting was the good part. 8->
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Raves to @Chakraja and @Saroha for these awesome Luau designs! And raves to @Avurekhos for trying to eat them!
a silly coconut-shell bra
[SPOILER]Cast aside is a bra crafted out of coconut halves.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]The twin halves of a coconut shell have been carefully hollowed out and crafted into a rather silly makeshift bra, with linen lining the inside of the cups. Plaited, dried grasses have been threaded through holes cleanly bored into the shells, creating straps poised to be tied into a bow at the nape of the neck and at mid-back. The shells are still bristly and fuzzy with their fibrous outer covering, making them a little uncomfortable, but tolerable at least for the duration of a quick performance. [/SPOILER]
a bizarre watermelon-rind bra
[SPOILER]Cast aside is a bra crafted out of watermelon halves.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Striped in dark and light shades of green, this bizarrely-designed bra has been crafted from the smooth rind of a round watermelon, the two hollowed-out halves serving as the cups. Dried grasses have been plaited into slender but sturdy straps, securing the bra to the frame and tying in a bow at the nape of the neck and midway down the back. The insides of the cups have been lined with linen, making them vaguely more comfortable than they ought to be.[/SPOILER]
a long, rustling skirt of dried grasses
[SPOILER]Cast aside is a long performance skirt of dried grasses.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Yet imbued with the vibrant green of life and new growth, dried grasses have been knotted to a cord intended to drape around the waist, creating a dancing skirt that rustles playfully with even the slightest movement. Draping from the waist to the ankles, the skirt conceals the lineaments of the legs until the performer takes a step, whereupon the curtain of dried grasses parts with a susurrant stir.[/SPOILER]
a sky-blue shirt printed with bright tropical flowers
[SPOILER]Folded into a neat square, a shirt with a tropical floral print design has been left here.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Dyed the serene sky-blue of a cloudless summer afternoon on the beach, this shirt is a comfortably loose fit, billowing lightly with any passing breeze. Graced with a turned-down collar and button-down front, the garment has been printed with a colourful array of tropical flowers, cradled by lush beds of verdurous leaves. Bright scarlet flowers bloom alongside their vivid orange, playful purple, and sunny yellow fellows, evoking the intensely vibrant hues of a tropical rainforest.[/SPOILER]
a colourful wooden tiki mask
[SPOILER]Glaring skyward with unfocused rage is a tiki mask lying on the ground.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Carved crudely from wood is a tiki mask, its comically grotesque and exaggerated features accented with garish paints. The border of the kite-shaped mask is brushed with strokes of alternating red and yellow, creating a repeating pattern of rough triangles. Beneath thick, blue-painted brows, almond-shaped holes incised into the mask face allow the wearer to see through the eyes of the tiki mask. The face of the mask itself appears to be baring large teeth in an aggressive fashion, its nostrils flared in anger.[/SPOILER]
a sweet-smelling frangipani flower hair pin
[SPOILER]Cast to the ground is a sweet-smelling, flowery hair pin.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Pale cream-coloured cloth, stiffened and sealed with a coating of wax, crafts the tropical frangipani flowers upon this silver-wrought hair pin. Fashioned as a cluster of three blooms nestled closely to one another, the flowers boast a sunny yellow centre, the colour seeming to gradually fade and soak into its surroundings as it reaches the tips of the petals. Intended to be slipped into the hair or perhaps upon a hat, the flower casts a gentle, sweet scent upon the air, hailing from the tiny, perfumed beads cradled at the heart of each pretty bloom. [/SPOILER]
a colourful lei necklace of crepe paper
[SPOILER]Coloured a panoply of rainbow hues, a celebratory lei necklace has been thrown to the ground. [/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Cleverly folded and ruched crepe paper has been used to construct a panoply of tropical flowers, bursting forth with a myriad of rainbow hues. Threaded upon a green-dyed cord, akin to a vine upon which the blossoms thrive, the paper flowers burgeon in all directions, their curling petals pulled back to expose their star-like centre. Paper leaves have been lovingly crafted and suffused with emerald tints before also being tied to the now verdant cord, creating a lush bed upon which the flowers bloom.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]A multitude of polished seashells salvaged from the seashore or the ocean floor have been woven together into a garland to be draped around the wearer's neck. Plaited into a twisting double helix, the silken strands that compose the necklace's foundation are bedecked with an eye-catching harmony of different seashells of diverse shapes, sizes, colours, and textures. Lustrous white cowrie glimmer with a mirror-like sheen beside translucent, opalescent capiz, whose nacreous nuances of lavender, seafoam, and silver serve to enhance the jewel-like iridescence of abalone, the delicately ridged stripes of the cockle, and the beautifully spiralling contours of the snail. When worn, each movement of the wearer or passing gust of wind induces the assorted seashells to click and murmur in a gentle percussive melody, as soothing to the ears as the shells are to the eyes.[/SPOILER]
a resplendent fire-lit sconce shaped like a torch
[SPOILER]Casting a strong, flickering luminance across the surroundings, a torch-like sconce has been affixed to the wall.[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Dark, textured iron crafts the foundation of this torch-like sconce, the metal worked to appear as though it were fashioned from densely-woven, dried bramble. At the apex of the iron torch, blown glass creates the likeness of a roaring flame bathing its surroundings in a blinding incandescence. Tinted with the blazing oranges, reds, and yellows of a resplendent sunrise, the light set within the glass flickers frenetically, casting a strong yet oft-variegated illumination over the environs.[/SPOILER]
FYI, the sky can rain fire if you pay enough gold and pose enough creative initiative.
Preach! Actually, don't even use any creativity, just throw words and vague concepts at us and we'll run with it in amazing, crazy ways that defy whatever you thought possible.
"We'd like a new lounge in the inn please."
"Here, have a lounge! Now you're on a train, now the train is diamonds, now we're on a nightmare!"
We'll charge your org's credit card but you'll be so dazzled you won't miss the few mil the magic will cost.
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EveriineWise Old Swordsbird / BrontaurIndianapolis, IN, USA
I will pay all of the Serenguard's credits and all 15,000,000 gold to get our problem changed .
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
Maybe if I make Drocillia patron she'll fix it and encrust the GH with diamonds. Hmmmm!
I see absolutely no down sides here.
The sparring area will be murder though. Trip and fall? Well, good luck getting them dents repaired.
Would be easier to deal with than what we have now (seriously, we'll give or do anything to deal with this problem).
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
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Silly fishies. You EAT fruit....
EDIT: (I also don't want any of the divine to feel harassed or that we're ungrateful for these non-essential but awesome things they do for us just because it's something we'd like to have. You sound like a jerk.)
Yes, I had to google it too. I thought it was a mispelled crater.
If you haven't heard back from your Patron (or the Divine you asked) after some time, feel free to poke at another Divine and they can check in on things. Sometimes it is already in the works, other times they may be busy outside of Lusternia, and another Divine can take it up for them.
If you haven't heard back from your Patron (or the Divine you asked) after some time, feel free to poke at another Divine and they can check in on things. Sometimes it is already in the works, other times they may be busy outside of Lusternia, and another Divine can take it up for them. While @Darvellan and our little raindrop, @Meril, are quite amazing, you should see some of the things @Drocilla comes up with! Don't be afraid to ask Her for things for Magnagora! She only bites sometimes!
I thought the biting was the good part. 8->
EDIT: Formatting...
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
I see absolutely no down sides here.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.