(Market): You say, "I am offering one credit to whomever tells me the funniest joke, you have one quarter of a weave."
@Malorne tells you, "I've got one!"
@Marcella tells you, "What did the general say to the soldiers who asked him what they should do when they found out they were halfway through destroying the wrong village?"
@Phoebus tells you, "Why are wheels round?"
You tell Ur'Marshal Marcella n'Lochli, The Queen's Own Torturer, "What?"
@Ixion tells you, "Why did the Geomancer lose his job?"
You tell Kalas Ixion, The Devouring Blade, "Why?"
Ixion tells you, "Because he couldn't lodestone."
You tell Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper, "I am unsure."
Marcella tells you, "Raezon."
Phoebus tells you, "Because that's just the way they roll."
You tell Aspirant Malorne, of the Hart, "Hmm?"
Malorne tells you, "These Celestines were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of the Light, a rival florist across the Basin thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good merian to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the priests to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh Yfae'dren, the roughest and most vicious Druid in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the Celestines and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop."
Malorne tells you, "Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."
@Kaionu tells you, "Arcanis and a Celestian sewer: One is dank, smelly and full of crabs. The other is a sewer."
You tell Kaionu, Wyrden Sting, "That's just rude."
@Daganev tells you, "The end of a rope says to you, "You thought this would be funny, but I'm a freyed knot.""
@Urdnot tells you, "In a bar people are boasting about how brave they are when an aslaran leaves for a second and comes back with a crocodile under his arm and says I'm the bravest guy here, I'll bet 10000 gold no one else dares to do this, he whips his thingy out, puts it in the crocs mouth and whacks it across the head as hard as he could, the bar is silent for a while then a furrikin pipes up "I'll do it, but please don't hit me so hard"."
You tell Lodge Chief Urdnot Starleaf, "Oh...oh my."
@Portius tells you, "Against my better judgment, a bit of charming blasphemy. What is a god's favorite fruit? A Raezon."
@Shango tells you, "Make it a thousand, and I got a good one for ya "
A white skull bounds in, bones rattling.
A white skull cackles hellishly at you.
A white skull exclaims to you, "What do you get when you cross a madman with an axe? Cleaved in twain!"
A white skull bounds out of the room, cackling.
You tell Drill Sergeant Shango D'Cente, "My Fickle Finger says no."
Shango tells you, "Mmhmm."
You transfer 1 credits to Ixion.
Holding both of your hands, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says to you, "You will need to learn a thing. An important thing Lady Ellowyn."
Penitent Kaalak Mittani says to you, "Omerta."
You say, "What does that mean?"
With violins in the distance as he stands half in shadow, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says, "It means honor."
Continuing, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says, "It means family."
Raising a singular finger that wavers around, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says, "It means..."
With finality, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says, "Respect."
Kaalak Mittani takes you by the hands and gestures to the seat.
Penitent Kaalak Mittani says to you, "Why don't you take a seat over there."
You sit yourself down on a sinuous blue divan couch and make yourself comfortable.
Gesturing with his hands, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says to you, "It is also a code. A way of life, that states family takes care of family. Outsiders are not to be involved."
Punctuating with a raised finger, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says, "And."
His hand moving over the desk like a cage, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says, "What the family does, stays in the family. There is no... embarrassing each other."
Penitent Kaalak Mittani says, "No loss of face."
You have emoted: Ellowyn smiles and nods, trying to conceal a smile.
His face half in shadow, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says to you, "Capisce?"
After leaning in and kissing you on each cheek, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says to you, "You. You are a good girl. You understand. Good."
Grinning, you say, "Capisce!"
Rising, Penitent Kaalak Mittani says, "Remember. Family Is ALL."
Kaionu tells you, "Arcanis and a Celestian sewer: One is dank, smelly and full of crabs. The other is a sewer."
You tell Kaionu, Wyrden Sting, "That's just rude."
Hey! I'll have you know the crab problem is fixed mkay?
Shave one side, set the other side on fire and stab the crabs with a rapier when they come running out.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
High above, white mist seeps like pollen from the treetops, washing over you in a wave of ghostly tendrils. Calesta's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep. Anticipating the movements of Ilistala, an enormous leopard, you manage to stay mounted. You are afflicted with sprawled. You are afflicted with asleep. You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately. 12368h, 8581m, 6865e, 10p, 26630en, 26660w mBelrxp<>-wake
You open your eyes and yawn mightily. You have cured asleep. 12368h, 8581m, 6865e, 10p, 26660en, 26660w mBelrxp<>-stand
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide. You have cured sprawled. 12368h, 8581m, 6865e, 10p, 26660en, 26660w mBelrx<>-purse
You purse your lips pensively, gazing off into the distance as you carefully gather your thoughts. 12368h, 8581m, 6865e, 10p, 26660en, 26660w mBelrx<>-outr kafe eat kafe
A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart. Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out? You are afflicted with stupidity. A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. Aleyah sinks to her knees and cries out in agony as a half-materialised nightmare's black eyes glitter malevolently. A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic. Aleyah's eyes close suddenly as she falls asleep. Calesta's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep. Anticipating the movements of Ilistala, an enormous leopard, you manage to stay mounted. You are afflicted with sprawled. You are afflicted with asleep. You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately. A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic. A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic. A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. You are jerked awake by the pain. You have cured asleep. The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart. Aleyah sinks to her knees and cries out in agony as a half-materialised nightmare's black eyes glitter malevolently. Aleyah has been slain by a half-materialised nightmare. A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart. A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares. Calesta has been slain by a half-materialised nightmare. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart. A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart. Echoes from your nightmares ravage your psyche as a half-materialised nightmare's black eyes bore into your soul. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. Echoes from your nightmares ravage your psyche as a half-materialised nightmare's black eyes bore into your soul. Ilistala, an enormous leopard leaps into the air in front of you, deflecting the attack. A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. UNDEF vitality A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic. You are afflicted with asleep. You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately. A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic. A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. You are jerked awake by the pain. You have cured asleep. A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic. You are afflicted with asleep. You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately. A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. You are jerked awake by the pain. You have cured asleep. The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart. A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart. A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul. Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage. You have been slain by a half-materialised nightmare. A group of 3 coal pieces falls out of your inventory. A pile of raw lumber falls out of your inventory. A pile of raw lumber falls out of your inventory. On the edge of the abyss. The crackling energies all about fade before a sense of cold nothingness, an absence across which they cannot bridge. From horizon to horizon, the threshold abyss hangs above, a terrible impenetrable rent in the vibrations of creation, oozing a sense of injury and wrongness. Stray sparks arc into it and flicker ruddily before withering, as the stuff of the domoths bleeds slowly into the gash. A ghastly sense of lifeless nullity pervades the air. You see a single exit leading down.
Ow.
Coming to the Ravenwood: The twisted remains of Xenthos lie here.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Your eyes flutter closed, and the scent of blood turns bitter in your mouth. Suddenly you are not in the forest, but in an all-too-familiar cage. Turning, your eyes meet a mirror, and you narrow your own in recognition. He smiles, and waves a bandaged arm at you - at first it seems to be a gesture of greeting, but then your body is torn apart by time, by reality itself, and you wake with the realisation that you are not the one they picked.
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Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
Sohei Unzareh d'Murani, of the Eternal Deception says, "Mother is probably a legendary ikon, Ixion maybe epic, and Llandros uncommon."
...I like this kid.
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
Ah, because of this
Fledgling Ilvask, Shadow of Crow says, "Then I am a mistletoe."
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
Hey! I'll have you know the crab problem is fixed mkay?
Vive l'apostrophe!
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
Calesta's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
Anticipating the movements of Ilistala, an enormous leopard, you manage to stay mounted.
You are afflicted with sprawled.
You are afflicted with asleep.
You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.
12368h, 8581m, 6865e, 10p, 26630en, 26660w mBelrxp<>-wake
You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
You have cured asleep.
12368h, 8581m, 6865e, 10p, 26660en, 26660w mBelrxp<>-stand
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
You have cured sprawled.
12368h, 8581m, 6865e, 10p, 26660en, 26660w mBelrx<>-purse
You purse your lips pensively, gazing off into the distance as you carefully gather your thoughts.
12368h, 8581m, 6865e, 10p, 26660en, 26660w mBelrx<>-outr kafe
eat kafe
A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart.
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
You are afflicted with stupidity.
A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
Aleyah sinks to her knees and cries out in agony as a half-materialised nightmare's black eyes glitter malevolently.
A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic.
Aleyah's eyes close suddenly as she falls asleep.
Calesta's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
Anticipating the movements of Ilistala, an enormous leopard, you manage to stay mounted.
You are afflicted with sprawled.
You are afflicted with asleep.
You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.
A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic.
A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic.
A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
You are jerked awake by the pain.
You have cured asleep.
The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart.
Aleyah sinks to her knees and cries out in agony as a half-materialised nightmare's black eyes glitter malevolently.
Aleyah has been slain by a half-materialised nightmare.
A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart.
A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares.
Calesta has been slain by a half-materialised nightmare.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart.
A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart.
Echoes from your nightmares ravage your psyche as a half-materialised nightmare's black eyes bore into your soul.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
Echoes from your nightmares ravage your psyche as a half-materialised nightmare's black eyes bore into your soul.
Ilistala, an enormous leopard leaps into the air in front of you, deflecting the attack.
A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
UNDEF vitality
A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic.
You are afflicted with asleep.
You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.
A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic.
A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
You are jerked awake by the pain.
You have cured asleep.
A dark mist casts itself from the barely visible form of a half-materialised nightmare, causing you to become drowsy and feel lethargic.
You are afflicted with asleep.
You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.
A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
You are jerked awake by the pain.
You have cured asleep.
The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart.
A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
A haunting bellow emanates from a half-materialised nightmare as he rears back and screams his rage to the skies. At once, you are taken away to another land of pleasant thoughts and love, which are quickly scorched and terrorized by your darkest nightmares.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
The courage of the wolf swells within you, driving fear from your heart.
A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
A horrifying nightmare enters your mind's eye, ripping into your very soul.
Your magic tome warms as it absorbs damage.
You have been slain by a half-materialised nightmare.
A group of 3 coal pieces falls out of your inventory.
A pile of raw lumber falls out of your inventory.
A pile of raw lumber falls out of your inventory.
On the edge of the abyss.
The crackling energies all about fade before a sense of cold nothingness, an absence across which they cannot bridge. From horizon to horizon, the threshold abyss hangs above, a terrible impenetrable rent in the vibrations of creation, oozing a sense of injury and wrongness. Stray sparks arc into it and flicker ruddily before withering, as the stuff of the domoths bleeds slowly into the gash. A ghastly sense of lifeless nullity pervades the air.
You see a single exit leading down.
Ow.
Coming to the Ravenwood:
The twisted remains of Xenthos lie here.
get corpse
You pick up the corpse of Xenthos.
Hee.
:-O