I left my rudder at home, it clashed with the wedding colours. You will, however, notice the hilariously long torso and preponderance of whiskers (View Post)
As a blanket response: this is a culminating complaint to a long line such actions by this particular family, that I then voiced invectively for the sake of some catharsis. Spur of the moment and in … (View Post)
I try, so very hard, not to fall into the traps of stereotypes and racism. But these fecking Mexicans and their damn music at all hours of ever, I want to drag their borderhopping arses back to whenc… (View Post)
I led with calling him an idiot and ended with requesting a long island, you may draw your own conclusions at your leisure or peril. (View Post)
Because he won't be able to rave about it himself for two weeks, I am happy to announce @Everiine is now married to the love of his life [and nothing [too terrible] went wrong at all]. My job as best… (View Post)