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Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
What?! Designs got approved? I've two that have been sitting there for days now.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
You give the corpse of a giant, mutant rat to Lain, the Lamplighter. "Ahah!" Lain, the Lamplighter exclaims triumphantly. Lain, the Lamplighter exclaims, "These vermin get bolder by the day! They're always gnawing at the pipes where they can, and glut themselves on the tainted gases. This one looks like he got pretty large!" Lain, the Lamplighter hands you a cloth bag of gold sovereigns. Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Lain, the Lamplighter says, "Thank you for your help, Nikkakorra. You've done me a great favour this day." You have received the Necropolis ikon as a quest reward!
Whoever wrote the flavour text for learning Tinkering did a great job. Thanks, it has been amusing!
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Cyndarinused Flamethrower! It was super effective.
Finally caved and got the custome athame I designed a year ago.
A scything athame bound in writhing thorns
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Cocooned in writhing thorns, a sinister athame lies here awaiting its mistress.
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Little more than the curved blade of a scythe bound by a dagger's hilt, this athame is as simple as it is sinister. The blade itself makes up two thirds of the weapons length, cast in pitch black steel that offers no glint of light from its surface. Inscribed upon each side of the blade is the running form of Black Shuck, the Dark Hound, each eye of the beast inset with a polished ruby. The hilt is a mass tightly bound thorns that writhe impossibly over the blade on their own accord, the stray ends curling across the entirety of the weapon as if searching for the hand that would wield it.
That's what you get when you don't ask Shaddus to design some things.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
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Cyndarinused Flamethrower! It was super effective.
edited April 2015
HOW ABOUT WE BASK IN THE AWESOMENESS OF MY ATHAME AND NOT THE TYPOS OKAY.
edit: Like I said when I posted this a year ago, I want it to be full of typos and fractured sentences so that everyone knows a PKer designed it.
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
Finally caved and got the custome athame I designed a year ago.
A scything athame bound in writhing thorns
Long-
Cocooned in writhing thorns, a sinister athame lies here awaiting its mistress.
Ext-
Little more than the curved blade of a scythe bound by a dagger's hilt, this athame is as simple as it is sinister. The blade itself makes up two thirds of the weapons length, cast in pitch black steel that offers no glint of light from its surface. Inscribed upon each side of the blade is the running form of Black Shuck, the Dark Hound, each eye of the beast inset with a polished ruby. The hilt is a mass tightly bound thorns that writhe impossibly over the blade on their own accord, the stray ends curling across the entirety of the weapon as if searching for the hand that would wield it.
Let's hope they don't make the long desc the short, so we don't see you walking around with a giant paragraph of athame as you spam your bonecrusher Shadowdancer skills.
No, I don't have abandonment issues. Why do you ask?
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
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EveriineWise Old Swordsbird / BrontaurIndianapolis, IN, USA
You should go to Gaudi, get cozy buddy buddy with Shaddus, then leave again. And laugh.
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
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You give the corpse of a giant, mutant rat to Lain, the Lamplighter.
"Ahah!" Lain, the Lamplighter exclaims triumphantly.
Lain, the Lamplighter exclaims, "These vermin get bolder by the day! They're always gnawing at the pipes where they can, and glut themselves on the tainted gases. This one looks like he got pretty large!"
Lain, the Lamplighter hands you a cloth bag of gold sovereigns.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Lain, the Lamplighter says, "Thank you for your help, Nikkakorra. You've done me a great favour this day."
You have received the Necropolis ikon as a quest reward!
The Inner Sea. I take commissions doe.
The Inner Sea. I take commissions doe.
A scything athame bound in writhing thorns
Long-
Cocooned in writhing thorns, a sinister athame lies here awaiting its mistress.
Ext-
Little more than the curved blade of a scythe bound by a dagger's hilt, this athame is as simple as it is sinister. The blade itself makes up two thirds of the weapons length, cast in pitch black steel that offers no glint of light from its surface. Inscribed upon each side of the blade is the running form of Black Shuck, the Dark Hound, each eye of the beast inset with a polished ruby. The hilt is a mass tightly bound thorns that writhe impossibly over the blade on their own accord, the stray ends curling across the entirety of the weapon as if searching for the hand that would wield it.
The Inner Sea. I take commissions doe.
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
No, I don't have abandonment issues. Why do you ask?
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