QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

Gurashi · May 2020

All happened simultaneously. #blessed

(Trasto): Gyorn says, "So how do you take control during a flare, and what do you get for it?"

(Trasto): You say, "You gotta get dudes on a ship into space."

(Trasto): Xenthos says, "You build a colossus and then you bombard until it is yours."

(Trasto): Xenthos says, "And shoot down enemy ships."

(Trasto): You say, "@ gyorn, and then you bombard."

(Trasto): You say, "And shoot at enemy ships."

(Trasto): Xenthos says, "And try not to get shot down."

(Trasto): You say, "And scream a lot, and."

(Trasto): Gyorn says, "I hear an echo.."

(Trasto): You say, "Hi that's my e-dad."

(Trasto): Xenthos says, "He IS my e-son."

Misericorde · May 2020

The embrace of the waves rocks you, and in their murmur, you hear the Sculptor's voice, "Be not discouraged. Let this too shape you."

Within the comfort of the current, you are swept along, past dazzling vistas of coral palaces lit by glowing jellyfish, of gem-strewn sands and brilliant anemones. Then you see destruction. Spires of pale, long-dead coral. Fish floating belly up.

But you are soon whisked past the sorrowful sights and the voice murmurs again, "Weep for the destruction wrought by those uncaring, but be comforted that there are those, like yourself, who stand against it."

The current sweeps you into a sheltered grotto, your remembered pains leeching away in the warm, comforting waters.

10/10, would die again

Coraline · June 2020

At home in the kitchen, you have no trouble whipping up a platter of Verasavir ghost pepper poppers in the oven. There is enough for four portions.

You cry out in joy as you discover the eighth bunch of hot peppers curio piece of the Peppers Bottle Curio Set hidden behind the oven.

Coraline · June 2020

Order): Raezon says, "My Coraline."

(Order): Raezon says, "My sweet Coraline."

(Order): Raezon says, "What in Void's name is this?"

(Deadly Elixir is A-OK, but shrampies are where He draws the line!)

(Order): Raezon says, "I mean the seafood and chocolate concoction you have bestowed upon Me."

Shulamit · June 2020

It was a shrimp covered in white chocolate. White chocolate is the work of the Soulless to corrupt us all! Wake up Coralines!

Shaddus · June 2020

Congratulations, Coraline. He's willing to cannibalize the essence of other gods that has been strained through the guts of a soulless monstrosity, but draws the line at your creations.

Melech · June 2020

When you fail hard but don't want to seem like a jerk...

You tell Kyalrhin Luminare, "Fu."
You tell Kyalrhin Luminare, "(( Yikes, that was me tryign to target you and hit an alias. -_- Sorry."
The soft voice of Kyalrhin tickles your ear, "(( Oh, so you weren't telling me fu as you killed me, lol XD ))"
You tell Kyalrhin Luminare, "(( No, but I lol'd pretty hard at that mistake."
The soft voice of Kyalrhin tickles your ear, "(( Same here XD ))"

Aeral · June 2020

The First World seems a little gayer as the childlike voice of Mysrai echoes in a thousand sing-song

voices, "Ya-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Tsakali · June 2020

Mysrai looks down at the stew in Her hands and then quietly asks, "Who made THIS one?"

Nervously, Coraline Myeras, the Cookie asks, "Uh.. which one do You mean?"

Mysrai points some garish peep chili stew at Coraline.

Mysrai reaches into the stew with Her bare hand, pulling up a handful of the chili and pouring it

into Her waiting mouth, completely unfazed by it smearing across Her lips and cheeks as She gets a

mouthful and then begins to chew. Slowly. The entire time, She continues to make unblinking eye

contact with Coraline, chewing for far longer than could ever be considered necessary for such a

meal.

At long last, Mysrai swallows, and She licks her lips. Then, without breaking eye contact, She

reaches into the pot for a second handful.

Cautiously, Coraline Myeras, the Cookie asks Mysrai, "Umm.. do You.. do You.. like the peep chili,

then?"

Again and again, Mysrai shovels chili into Her mouth, and then looks down at last when Her hand

scrapes the bottom. She pouts, looking entirely disappointed, and then looks up, flinging the empty

container over Her shoulder and simply stating, "No."

Mboagn strokes Coraline's head in consolation.

Coraline slumps down dejectedly.

Crumkane snickers softly to Himself.

Mysrai, the Urchin in Ivory says, "I....LOVE it."

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Crumkane quickly devours a shrimp filled with white chocolate sauce.

Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "The shrimp is not the...SINGLE vilest thing I have ever

consumed."

Crumkane gives a shrimp filled with white chocolate sauce to Mysrai, the Urchin in Ivory.

Mysrai, the Urchin in Ivory says, "White chocolate? I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't have a mouth."

With that being said, the Urchin's mouth completely vanishes from Her face.

You say, "Wow, we're really doubling down on 'Will the Urchin eat this?'"

A mouth appears over Crumkane's shoulder, animated and speaking as though it were attached to a

person as Mysrai's voice can be heard saying, "I wouldn't trust white chocolate, Crumbles. It's

worse than mistaking lava for taffy."

Coraline · June 2020

You give some garish peep chili stew to Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.

Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls grabs some garish peep chili stew with several tentacles and rips it into pieces, a thousand mouths devouring some garish peep chili stew in a feeding frenzy.

Gurashi · June 2020

I really already adore Crumkane! He's so sweet (literally) and witty! I'm finally actually reading the logs I cleaned yesterday and keep finding gems like this:

Suddenly quite excited, you give a decadent Delportian silk pie to Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights.

You bounce up and down.

Surely Friend Aschwar would not mind if you were to give some cookies to ANOTHER Shofet. Right?

Pasha Tsakali Mes'ard, Veiled Visionary says, "Speaking of Them, I'm sure the Shofet was quite surprised to see You as well, Lord Epicurean."

Tsakali grins mischievously at you.

You have emoted: Gurashi points at the pie, then quickly begins to write: 'if like cookies then will maybe like pies?'

Crumkane ponders a decadent Delportian silk pie thoughtfully, looking it up and down.

Tsakali nods their head sagely at you.

Drily, Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says to you, "You really do not intend to do much for My figure, do you?"

And then later, at the party:

Wiping the meringue off of her face, Coraline Myeras, the Cookie exclaims, "See? Fun!"

You have emoted: Gurashi lets out a noise as they find themselves suddenly quite covered in meringue from the elbow down.

You stare blankly at Coraline.

Crumkane gives a lemon meringue pie to you.

Nodding Her head as She speaks, Mysrai, the Urchin in Ivory says, "If you get Crumkane's suit dirty, then you'll have to pay the bill to get it fixed. I hear it's dairy-clean only."

Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says to you, "You look as though you could do with a bit of retaliation."

Arix · June 2020

I haven't run into Crumkane yet, I need to find one of his order members

Jolanthe · June 2020

Gnomercy (Male Human).
He is 22 years old, having been born on the 15th of Tzarin, 541 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an Alumnus in the Empyreal Academy.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

Probably my favourite joke name in some time now.

Tsakali · June 2020

Isn't he in the wrong org?

Mboagn · June 2020

Get this guy a gnome arti!

Jolanthe · June 2020

shopout
open door up
up
close door down
Dark astral currents flow together and congeal into a mass of tentacles.
sm add fire parasol tentacles

You open the reinforced door to the up.

The door to the down slams shut.
This room has not been mapped.
Blue marble cavern ensconced behind a waterfall. (#MAE_1)
You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system.
Shopkeeper: you may BUY SHOPSIGN for 200000 gold in this shop. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.

You see exits leading south and down (closed door).

The reinforced door is not open.

You build upon your stratagem, adding action one as: FIRE PARASOL TENTACLES.
You execute your stratagem.
I do not recognize anything called that here.

The door to the down is opened from the other side.
A mass of tentacles slithers in from the down, bringing an incredibly unpleasant stench with it.

So apparently thralls of Kethuru have global manse permissions. HAX

Eritheyl · June 2020

Kind Nepenthe murmurs, "Kefir."

Kind Nepenthe asks, "Is that a female okorushi?"

Mirae · June 2020

With a lilting and calculated tone, you say, "What to do, what to do."

Kalas Malarious, Speaker of Doom says, "Relaxxxxxxx."

Legionnaire Lysandus, of the Midnight Legion says to you, "I would asl for a hunting partner, alas I'm not fit to hunt today."

With a lilting and calculated tone, you say, "Lost your.. whatever it is they call it nowadays?"

You snuggle up close to Malarious, smiling happily.

Kalas Malarious, Speaker of Doom says, "Sanity?"

Primarch Shango D'Cente, Dark Animus of the Machine says, "Mojo?"

You ponder the situation.

Shango snaps his fingers.

Primarch Shango D'Cente, Dark Animus of the Machine says, "Libido."

Shango nods his head sagely.

Lysandus's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You have emoted: Mirae emits a small snort as she tries to hide her laugh.

Eritheyl · June 2020

Dreadlord Thalkros n'Lochli shouts, "FATKROS PLEASED!"

Gurashi · June 2020

Binky Tailsnap peeks out from between his fingers, blinking. "No no. I'm just a scaredy-kin! I'm sorry!"

From somewhere in the trees, the voice of Miaei Wildbriar calls out, "Yeah! A big, tiny, scaredy-kin! Hah!"

"I would kick them, and then punch them, like ha! And hah!" Miaei's voice echoes from above, though the only hints of her physical presence are the rustling of leaves every time she cried, "Hah!"

Jolanthe · June 2020

Forestwalker Llani Myeras says to you, "If you're Jo-mama, then Cory's my Co-mama!"

Shaddus · July 2020

(OOC CLAN): Xenthos (from the Aetherways) says, "*submit paperwork for seduction of guards*."

Eritheyl · July 2020

Fun fact: you can drink a poteen and forget to belch, and what's likely to be RL YEARS LATER...

Backstory: People keep drive-by gifting platters at the Flame. I ended up with like six of them, so I just ate them all.

You say, "NO MORE PLATTERS."

You feel your tolerance to alcohol increasing.
You cover your mouth to stifle a belch, and find yourself rewarded with increased divine offerings.

You let out a loud belch, startled slightly by the sound.

A curious young kitten pounces out of your mouth, mewing as he lands safely upon his feet.

Chundae giggles happily.

Revelrous Afrit, Lazula of the Sands says, "Okay, but you could just hand them to me."

Revelrous Afrit, Lazula of the Sands says, "You know."

You say, "Oh my goods above what just hapPened."

You say, "I burped up a platter cat."

(Fire Hogwash): You say, "What the hetl *hic* ."

(Fire Hogwash): You say, "I'm screaaming."

(Fire Hogwash): Afrit says, "Did you drink a poteen lmao."

(Fire Hogwash): Nepenthe says, "You must have sipped a poteen."

Shaddus · July 2020

(clan)Aramel says, "Omg who gave me all these taxidermies."

(clan)Aramel says, "I blame Choros."

(clan)You say, "I'm sure I don't know what you mean."

(clan)Yinuish (from the Aetherways) says, "How could you say something about such a sweet and innocent man."

(clan)Aramel says, "'a horrifying harlot taxidermy'"

(clan)You say, "*snicker*."

You give a nice garosaur taxidermy to Lady Aramel Shevat.

You give a delicious kaelye taxidermy to Lady Aramel Shevat.

You beam broadly at Aramel.

Aramel cups her face with her hands and the corners of her mouth turn down dramatically from her

extreme distress.

Xenthos · July 2020

... Delicious Kaelye? Don't show that to Maylea!

Coraline · July 2020

You swear nastily at a mound of gibbering eyeballs.
A mound of gibbering eyeballs smiles happily.

They have feelings?

Eritheyl · July 2020

Wearer of the Peep Chili, Coraline Myeras says, "Plus, Low Magic is some hippie mumbo jumbo."

Snorting loudly, Revelrous Afrit, Lazula of the Sands says, "Imagine dismissing Low magic when they have access to Serpent."

Imitating a Low Magic user, Wearer of the Peep Chili, Coraline Myeras exclaims, "Oh, look at me! I wear flowers in my hair and my skills are called Summer and Autumn!"

Caught in a sudden bout of whimsy, Coraline twirls about the room in idle circles.

Adopting a pretentious High Magic practitioner's pose, Revelrous Afrit, Lazula of the Sands says, "Behold! My most powerful act! The great penta-oh it's gone."

Ymuli · July 2020

You tell Lady Aramel Shevat, "Cousin!"

Aramel tells you, "Oh no."

You tell Lady Aramel Shevat, "I missed you!"

Aramel tells you, "Oh no."

Parhelion · July 2020

Me, getting bored and checking out some things I've never had to actually deal with.

You say, "I request an execution order for Alexandria."

High Supreme Justice Lilliana Sunfar says, "Very well, Alexandria shall be executed for the

betterment of the Collective. A moment while I file the necessary order forms."

High Supreme Justice Lilliana Sunfar brings forth a shimmering crystalline order form, which she

signs with a decided flourish before handing it to you.

In cold monotone, High Supreme Justice Lilliana Sunfar says, "Submit this request to Klayok Pavok. I

have done my civil duty."

Time for an insurrection!

Daraius · July 2020

What kind of High Supreme Justice just hands over an execution order without trial or anything?

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