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  • ArixArix
    Semi-functional comedian stumbles ass backwards into film career. Hilarity occasionally ensues
  • KileeKilee
    Arix said:
    Semi-functional comedian stumbles ass backwards into film career. Hilarity occasionally ensues
    Every adam sandler movie?
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  • ArixArix
    Yes!
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    The thing most people remember most about this movie is the guy promising to make another visit.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    A 'die hard' assassin travels through time.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • DeichtineDeichtine
    ze terminator and 13 monkeys?
  • DeichtineDeichtine
    Small town doctor brings three people closer together than they ever thought possible!
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    First one correct, second one incorrect!

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • DeichtineDeichtine

    Dethroned and exiled prince learns to enjoy the simple things in life, relaxing and learning from two bums before finally returning to murder his uncle and marry incestuously.

  • SynkarinSynkarin Nothing to see here
    Rancoura said:
    A 'die hard' assassin travels through time.
    Looper!

    Veyils said:

    Dethroned and exiled prince learns to enjoy the simple things in life, relaxing and learning from two bums before finally returning to murder his uncle and marry incestuously.

    My all-time favorite Disney movie. Hakuna Matata baby.

    Everiine said:
    "'Cause the fighting don't stop till I walk in."
    -Synkarin's Lament.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Might also be Edge of Tomorrow, from a certain standpoint.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    edited September 2016
    Luce said:
    Might also be Edge of Tomorrow, from a certain standpoint.
    I thought Tom Cruise died relatively easily in that one  :/

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • SynkarinSynkarin Nothing to see here
    I think the 'die-hard' is a pretty big clue that moves away from Edge of Tomorrow

    Everiine said:
    "'Cause the fighting don't stop till I walk in."
    -Synkarin's Lament.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    Galactic potatoes. And a clearly-impossible zero-gravity acrobatic performance.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    A would-be assassin embellishes the truth, and everyone loves him for it.
  • DeichtineDeichtine
    Rancoura said:
    Galactic potatoes. And a clearly-impossible zero-gravity acrobatic performance.
    The martian
  • DeichtineDeichtine
    Synkarin said:
    I think the 'die-hard' is a pretty big clue that moves away from Edge of Tomorrow

    see thats why I guessed 13 monkeys because it has bruce willis as a time traveling assassin :dizzy:
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    edited September 2016
    Also:

    fC-GAF
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Luce said:
    A would-be assassin embellishes the truth, and everyone loves him for it.
    Shark Tale? XD



  • CyndarinAscendsCyndarinAscends
    edited September 2016
    Bitches annoy Abu Dhabi
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    CyndarinAscends said:
    Bitches annoy Abu Dhabi
    Sex in the City 2



  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Don't forget your towel.



  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Lavinya said:
    Luce said:
    A would-be assassin embellishes the truth, and everyone loves him for it.
    Shark Tale? XD
    Nope.

    For a hint, and another movie: Multi-dimensional Highlander.

    Lavinya said:
    Don't forget your towel.

    Also, Don't Panic.
  • KileeKilee
    Black poetic youth finds apparently racist white man. They become friends.
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  • TalanTalan
    Behind the backs of some of hollywood's most famous starlets, a disgraced banker carves out his future.
    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • AeldraAeldra , using cake powered flight
    Luce said:
    Lavinya said:
    Luce said:
    A would-be assassin embellishes the truth, and everyone loves him for it.
    Shark Tale? XD
    Nope.

    For a hint, and another movie: Multi-dimensional Highlander.

    Lavinya said:
    Don't forget your towel.

    Also, Don't Panic.

    Don't forget about the intergalactic hyperways
    Avatar / Picture done by the lovely Gurashi.
  • AeldraAeldra , using cake powered flight
    a plane crash and an oil leak are foretold by the writing of a school kid of the past.
    Avatar / Picture done by the lovely Gurashi.
  • AshiyaAshiya
    Veyils said:

    Dethroned and exiled prince learns to enjoy the simple things in life, relaxing and learning from two bums before finally returning to murder his uncle and marry incestuously.

    When did Ashiya star in a movie?
  • PectusPectus
    Swim swim sharks and lesbians.

  • KileeKilee
    Pectus said:
    Swim swim sharks and lesbians.
    Nemo
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