CRAP. I didn't mean to put this in combat logs. Can an admin move it to Common Grounds. Thanks.
With the snow storm hitting the east coast and DC declaring it a snow emergency (or as I call it...Snowmergency), I am bored and will be stuck at home, safe from all the migrating polar bears so I thought I'd start another fun thread like the last.
WHEN I WAS A NEWBIE...
My first character ever was a merian aquamancer. I hunted Spectre Isle because that's the only place I could find after the Tidal Flats. @Malarious tried to grief me and then declared me an enemy of Magnagora. He and this Mag named Sybl tried to gank me, Sybl gave me a lacerated leg and since I was brand new, I had no idea how to cure it. I just kept running and falling down. Eventually I hid in the inner sea and melded, and waited for the passive aqua demesne effect that cures random affs to fix me.
I wanted a turtle so badly that I spent all my lessons in aquamancy just to get it. I was then so excited I could hunt on the water plane without swimming. I guess I hadn't figured out waterwalking yet.
My first pk experience was some newbie Nihilist I ran in to on the road outside of Serenwilde. He just started attacking me. All I did was spam hailstorm. I thought it was a damage over time skill like hailstorm in Achaea. I didn't even have him enemied so it was doing literally nothing. The only reason he ran away is because it attacked my turtle and my turtle hit him back.
My first time playing a bard, I had no idea what any of the skills actually did. I thought perfectfifth was like lust based on the wording of the AB. There was a fight with Xavius where all I did was spam pfifth and getting annoyed because his demesne kept hitting me.
I had just started PKing and gut suckered into being the demesne holder when the Undervault was released. Narsrim convinced me to turn PK CAREFUL OFF. So I did. Someone choked the room. We sat outside the illithoid prison seal in my choked geo demesne and I proceeded to collect upwards of 15 avenger statuses on all the poor schmucks who walked into it. I also ran out of mana while sitting in choke, but I was anorexic and impatient...so I couldn't sip mana or focus mind to cure anorexia. Took me like 15 minutes to figure out how to cure it manually.
My first ever wargames as a geo mugwump. I didn't really know what a wargames was, so I just enemied everyone in the arena...including my team. I stood in the middle of the fight and spammed boulderblast. My team died...and they were upset. On the upside, I still won the wargames. The Mags I were in a clan with were laughing their asses off.
My first ever duel was against Talkan. I was a Nihilist. I didn't know what Inquisition was. I got facerolled.
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Elmund met me in the Serenwilde and became my unofficial "mentor". He taught me how the game worked, helped me buy all my supplies and equipment. At the time, Klia, Kiarlea, and Malicia were the three elected leaders of the Serenguard, and I was intimidated any time I came into their presence. They were so composed, and elegant, and appropriate.
I believe my first death was by drowning in Moon River. I had the same reaction I think a person would in RL--I panicked, couldn't figure out how to swim away, and died. How embarrassing.
I also found out that flying in the mountains with high winds was a terrible, terrible idea, as I came crashing down on my head and suffered a concussion. I managed to not die by going to the Ring of Portals, where another Serenguard newbie happened to be. She cured me up and they became good friends.
I died to a cow once because I'd been told for some reason to renounce innocence and attack it, and because I would try to read everything flying by on the screen, by the time I realised it had hurt me and I should do something about it I was dead. How embarassing.
I made a friend who left Celest for Magnagora and convinced me I should go there too, a day or two after discovering the game. I knew nothing about Lusternia's history, I couldn't even remember how to spell Magnagora for a long time, let alone what it the rp was like there. I had been a moondancer elfen. Suddenly I was being interrogated as to why I wanted to join the Nihilists (it was oocly suggested as the most similar choice), being sneered at for being a disgusting filthy elfen and told I would have to reincarnate (what does that even meeeean?? What's a viscanti??). Destridas was terrifying and it was awesome. I was hooked! Even if it did take me a while to realise why leaving the Seren made Xiran sad.
I had my first taste of PK while following someone around as they did the spectre quest (I was too little to kill them myself) and didn't even realise what had happened until I was well and truly dead. After that I was terrified to step out of the city for a long long time. I was too scared to take a wrong turn and end up in enemy territory or being gored by those terrifyingly vicious cows.
A certain Shadowdancer who is no longer with us took a bit of an interest in me and gave me a reading list a mile long. It was intense. I learned so much, so fast, and I spent so much time reading it was ridiculous. I loved it, though. That right there is why I stayed. That introduction to the lore of Lusternia led me to purchase credits, remain as active as certain times in my life let me, and work for advancement.
You have received a new honour! Congratulations! On this day, you have shown your willingness to ensure a bug-free Lusternia for everyone to enjoy. The face of Iosai the Anomaly unfolds before you, and within you grows the knowledge that you have earned the elusive and rare honour of membership in Her Order.
Curio Exchange - A website to help with the trading of curio pieces in Lusternia.
My first real attempt was a trill Harbinger, but again, once I specced into Shadowbeat and realized I had to compose a song that didn't make me look like a tool (very difficult), I let him get purged. This was when Pruxi and his husband were in charge of the guild, I can't quite remember his name. I remember bashing so hard because I was so excited to become a Nightwraith or something but I needed a certain amount of mana. Also, because I was planning on essentially being Crow's Avatar, being trill and all. Brennan creeped me out. Dead spiders kept falling out of the Master Ravenwood and for the life of me I couldn't tell why. It also occurred to me, after the fact, that I'd gotten my mandolin fashioned after one of the generic, boring Public designs instead of getting a doom and gloom one like everyone else had, which made me quite unhappy.
Yes, really. I leveled on weevils- I saw no reason to ever leave Serenwilde's borders for the longest time.
Tuek dragged me out once and paid me something like 20,000 gold to go into Angkrag to buy him some metal commodities. He came up to me, made me follow him, dragged me off to some weird out of the way place where I was completely lost and gave me instructions to get to the commodity house. I ran really fast.
I refused to spend money on consumables (such as health potions), so once I finally left Serenwilde I only really hunted moose and rockeaters in the mountains. I would bash them for a while until I was low on health, then I would invoke circle...
... and sleep my way back to full health. Yeah, it was so much slower than health potions, but think of the money it saved?
I started bashing Glomdoring's critters for experience around 60ish, and got myself caught up completely unexpectedly in the Summer Court around the time of Viravain's return. I had been playing maybe a month, a month and a half, and the whole thing was just so fun and exciting. Every day I logged on and something new was happening!
When I was a newbie, you couldn't change languages in bookbinding. Changing races also messed it up sooort of badly. I was an aslaran that didn't know aslari.
I was born a lucidian, then went aslaran, then back to lucidian.
When I was a newbie, designs were in the 2000's, not the 20000s. Also, the first way I learned a design was accepted was when someone heard it talking to them on astral.
When I was a newbie, there was that ooc costume contest. That was awesome.
I was going to say something about pvp, but I didn't pvp even as a newbie, soooo...
That's what I remember from being a newbie. Well, also the snowball fight with Tully and Isune, and falling asleep, and getting painted blue by Isune.
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Along with tons of other newbie memories and beta shenanigans. I remember making 10,000 gold the first time and thinking I was rich. Then getting summoned and killed and dropping it all.
I also remember 500 gold credits!
When I was a newbie, I remember Moondancer's guildhall not having the doors shut, so anyone who wanted to could go in. Then people raided so we got it changed. Also, like Iasmos my first kill was Visaeris. He raided, and the Serenwilde did its classic Zerg formation. Except I wasn't following anyone, so when I got the last hit on him, I got something like five levels from it
"THE DEMON LORDS CAN NEVER TRULY BE KILLED - GREAT IS THEIR POWER."
You shock a platinum-coloured geomycus with tales of terror bestowed on villages who don't follow Magnagora.
A platinum-coloured geomycus slaps her knee and declares that, by the gods, Ptoma Hive should follow the Grand Empire of Magnagora after all!
Shouts rise up from Ptoma Hive, as its denizens loudly pledge themselves to the Grand Empire of Magnagora.
Once, while I was in the desert, Visaeris came along and killed me so I made an alias to burrow below. The next time I saw him, I used it but then couldn't figure out how to come back up, instead only burrowing deeper. I ended up being stuck underground until Karrah issued and a helpful admin teleported me out.
Shortly after, I got kicked out of Magnagora for trying to free Gaudiguch because I had no clue where I could get enough gold to pay the 10,000 gp yearly fine. And that was the end of newbie me!
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
(Please don't zap me)