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  • DrakiusDrakius

    No context.



    Someone says, "They were some gruesome presents that I was given at the atherplex."

    The playa you love to hate
  • LorinaLorina
    Ayisdra said:

    look at robe on Crumkane
    You look at a luxurious kaftan robe of spun sugar that @Crumkane is wearing:
    These are plain grey robes.


    You don't understand how big of a smile I had when seeing it wasn't desc.

    Wait.... Isn't spun sugar cotton candy? What happens if @Crumkane sweats? Naked, sugar-covered guy. Typical Thursday night.

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  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    More likely it's this miraculous stuff.

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    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
  • PortiusPortius Likes big books, cannot lie
    I'm pretty sure @Daraius has to explain what that wonderful stuff is and the significance of the difference.
    Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
  • SynkarinSynkarin Nothing to see here
    looks like fiberglass


    Everiine said:
    "'Cause the fighting don't stop till I walk in."
    -Synkarin's Lament.
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    My friend told me that Octave might be fixed soon.

    [REDACTED]: So my octave bug got updated. Probably going to be fixed soon.
    Me: WAIT WHAT
    Me: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooo
    Me: I CAN OCTAVE?
    Me: I CAN OCTAVE!
    ME: I CAN FIIIIIIIGHT!!!!

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                                         * * * ＬＥＴ'Ｓ ＦＥＥＬ ＴＨＥ ＦＥＡＲ ＯＦ ＤＥＡＴＨ ＡＧＡＩＮ * * *
              * * * ＷＥ'ＬＬ ＫＩＬＬ ＡＮＤ ＳＬＡＵＧＨＴＥＲ, ＥＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＳＬＡＩＮ * * *
      * * * ＩＮ ＲＡＶＡＧＩＮＧ ＷＥ'ＬＬ ＥＮＴＥＲＴＡＩＮ * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • ArcanisArcanis
    POLITICS NEWS #4830

    Date: 2/14/2015 at 4:35

    From:

    To : Everyone

    Subj: Stormcrow Family Change of Status


    The Stormcrow family has lost its status as a Great House.




    -------


    Only reason this is somewhat funny is that I recall days when people would say "Throw a rock and you'll hit a Stormcrow".
  • VentidiusVentidius
    Camberre gasps suddenly and begins to inhale and exhale deeply and rapidly.

    Camberre steps up to Nayl and, in one smooth motion, backhands him viciously across the face.

    Camberre steps up to Nayl and, in one smooth motion, backhands him viciously across the face.

    Camberre steps up to Nayl and, in one smooth motion, backhands him viciously across the face.

    Camberre steps up to Nayl and, in one smooth motion, backhands him viciously across the face.

    Camberre steps up to Nayl and, in one smooth motion, backhands him viciously across the face.

    H-H-H-H-Head shot.
    Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
    Kanaya <3
  • EritheylEritheyl ** Trigger Warning **
    Multiple skills contain the ability you're looking for. Try one of these:
       AB ASCENDANCE MEDITATION
       AB VENERATION MEDITATION

    Well, this is awkward.
    Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."

    -

    With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    I'm a dog person!
    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
  • AerotanAerotan
    Is that the same cat from the adventure on Continuum? If so, that thing should show up on explorers rankings by now.
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  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    edited February 2015
    I'm pretty sure it's the one that harassed visited me and Maellio at Xeria's shop not long ago. Cheeky little thing.
    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
  • NeosNeos The Subtle Griefer
    It's our cat. Time to enemy Avechna for theft.
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     Signature!

    Celina said:
    You can't really same the same, can you?
    Zvoltz said:
    "The Panthron"
  • IsuneIsune
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    “Oh, You uppity bastard. I bet You’d like being a dirty limerick, wouldn’t You?”

    Avatar by the lovely Feyrll!
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Not sure if Avechna is Ernst Blofeld or Dr. Evil.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • AerotanAerotan
    Or Shojo.
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  • AlaksanteriAlaksanteri
    (Newbie): Delphas says, "How're you doing now, Yuma?"

    (Newbie): Yuma says, "I found a dude. It should be cool."

    (Newbie): Delphas says, "You have no idea how scary that sounds to the parent of children in their 
    late-teens.. err, great! i'm glad to hear it."
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    You play a harsh chord on a violin of serrated bones and tendons and direct the notes towards a gnome artisan.
    A gnome artisan's skin writhes as if worms are crawling beneath the surface.
    A gnome artisan's skin cracks as black hissing tendrils burst forth, instantly killing him.
    You have slain a gnome artisan.
    [ACHIEVEMENT]: You have completed the 'Gnome Slayer' Achievement! You have earned 5 Lessons.
    A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.
    Feyda grabs the gold and distributes it to Knowledge.
    You are handed 148 for yourself.
    You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a gnome artisan.
    04:37:37.28|90%h|100%m|98%e|10p|99%en|99%w mBxk-

    I forgot I was out of Newton when these things were implemented.
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                                         * * * ＬＥＴ'Ｓ ＦＥＥＬ ＴＨＥ ＦＥＡＲ ＯＦ ＤＥＡＴＨ ＡＧＡＩＮ * * *
              * * * ＷＥ'ＬＬ ＫＩＬＬ ＡＮＤ ＳＬＡＵＧＨＴＥＲ, ＥＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＳＬＡＩＮ * * *
      * * * ＩＮ ＲＡＶＡＧＩＮＧ ＷＥ'ＬＬ ＥＮＴＥＲＴＡＩＮ * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • VentidiusVentidius
    Look at this vicious bastard.

    With two sets of beady black eyes, two little snouts, and two sets of translucent ears, a lilac two-

    headed hamster is twelve feet tall and solid hairy, menacing muscle. Scraps of rotting flesh cling 

    to the razor edges of its gnarled and blood-stained claws, and its teeth are sharp and pointed and 

    dribble an acidic drool which hisses as it drips upon the ground. A pair of bat-like wings sprout 

    from its monstrous musculature and its toes are equipped with knife-like toes. Lustrous purple fur 

    covers every inch of its finely honed physique.

    A two-headed hamster of chaos looks to be crushingly strong.

    He weighs about 137 pounds.


    They could basically overrun the entire basin and kill us all.
    Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
    Kanaya <3
  • SsalissSsaliss
    "its toes are equipped with knife-like toes". So its toes have toes?

    Also:

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  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Ssaliss said:

    "its toes are equipped with knife-like toes". So its toes have toes?

    Yo, dawg... I heard you like toes, so we put some toes on your toes.... etc.
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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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