"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
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Cyndarinused Flamethrower! It was super effective.
91) Accidentally trade in a useful artifact instead of a doll, because sometimes the dumb is too strong. 92) Don't take any logical measures to try and have your mistake corrected. It's too embarrassing.
Also because @Phoebus reminded me of more dumb things I've done that I can laugh about now:
93) Manage to lose a customized item for months on end, wondering if you will ever see it again.
(RIP shield rune, almost RIP viola)
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."
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With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
96.) Build and maintain your own regime, imirite, @Xenthos?
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
97.) Piss off a god soooooooo much that they kill you and then resurrect you just so they can kill you again
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
103) Pick a random person who was nice to you to develop a near obsessive RP crush on. 104) Build a stalker shrine to said person in your manse. 105) Find a way to RP gathering stalker-crush's hair. 106) Customize a Bottledowns bubblix into the severed head of a doll shaped like crush.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
103) Pick a random person who was nice to you to develop a near obsessive RP crush on. 104) Build a stalker shrine to said person in your manse. 105) Find a way to RP gathering stalker-crush's hair. 106) Customize a Bottledowns bubblix into the severed head of a doll shaped like crush.
115) have a god show up to see you, wielding something that isn't really Lusternia appropriate.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
117) Convert all your lessons to coins, spin them all on the wheel, trade in all your artifacts, give away all your items and burn every bridge possible in an attempt to rage-quit and then start playing again a few months later.
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
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Cyndarinused Flamethrower! It was super effective.
115. Ninja Penumbra @Xenthos, and laugh like a maniac. 116. Be the Librarian and have culture sweep in your org 117. Have a culture sit in where everyone is writing and really not doing anything IG.
The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
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92) Don't take any logical measures to try and have your mistake corrected. It's too embarrassing.
Also because @Phoebus reminded me of more dumb things I've done that I can laugh about now:
93) Manage to lose a customized item for months on end, wondering if you will ever see it again.
(RIP shield rune, almost RIP viola)
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104) Build a stalker shrine to said person in your manse.
105) Find a way to RP gathering stalker-crush's hair.
106) Customize a Bottledowns bubblix into the severed head of a doll shaped like crush.
....who told you
116. Be the Librarian and have culture sweep in your org
117. Have a culture sit in where everyone is writing and really not doing anything IG.
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."