Tweets VII: Tweet Child of Mine

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  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    Before a beautiful golden dais.
    Banks of clouds roil about here. A crystalline eye floats eerily in the air atop the dais, suffused with power.
    You see a single exit leading south.
    14:08:52.81|100%h|100%m|100%e|10p|100%en|100%w Bex- 

    You suddenly scoop up the Eye of Dynara.
    You try to take the Eye of Dynara, but it slips from your grasp, instead glittering with a fake, chintzy light. The entrance to the chamber slides swiftly shut, and poisonous fumes begin to leak slowly into the room.
    14:08:54.75|100%h|100%m|100%e|10p|100%en|100%w Bex- 

    You say, "Oh, fuck."
    14:08:56.32|100%h|100%m|100%e|10p|100%en|100%w Bex-
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    This present promotion is absolutely fantastic for anyone on the fence. Given, I spent a hefty chunk of $$$ so my present counter got pretty high, but I bought 60 presents worth and made more credits and dingbats off the presents than I did off the actual credit purchase. Roughly 250% increase from the usual credit purchase for me. 

    If you can hit a sweet streak of superior presents that are artifacts before you get your ultimate (my ultimate was a lame fire plane ring...pfffft), you can make a killing. It's almost as lucrative as the old wheel spins.
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  • KagatoKagato Auckland, New Zealand
    edited October 2015
    Tremula said:
    Before a beautiful golden dais.
    Banks of clouds roil about here. A crystalline eye floats eerily in the air atop the dais, suffused with power.
    You see a single exit leading south.
    14:08:52.81|100%h|100%m|100%e|10p|100%en|100%w Bex- 

    You suddenly scoop up the Eye of Dynara.
    You try to take the Eye of Dynara, but it slips from your grasp, instead glittering with a fake, chintzy light. The entrance to the chamber slides swiftly shut, and poisonous fumes begin to leak slowly into the room.
    14:08:54.75|100%h|100%m|100%e|10p|100%en|100%w Bex- 

    You say, "Oh, fuck."
    14:08:56.32|100%h|100%m|100%e|10p|100%en|100%w Bex-
    There is actually a way (something hidden in the room) to get out of the gas trap - not going to publicly broadcast what it is though  (guessing from your log that you don't - or didn't - know what it is).  Drop me a PM if you want to know what it is.  
    Never put passion before principle.  Even if you win, you lose.

    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  • edited October 2015
    Damn these novices get sexier and louder mouthed every time I meet one.

  • Even I have to agree to that
  • SynkarinSynkarin Nothing to see here
    I don't even know if the Goon squad will be there.

    Everiine said:
    "'Cause the fighting don't stop till I walk in."
    -Synkarin's Lament.
  • RiviusRivius Your resident wolf puppy
    edited October 2015
    I want to play too, but it's a coin flip. Wish it was a little later on in the evening, but might be able to make it. That said, anyone want me on their team? :D
  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    All the combatants will be away. Now's your chance, up and coming PKers. IT'S YOUR MOMENT. 

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  • Pretty sure Mag squad will be around (I expect another dominating) #MagWins
  • ShuyinShuyin The pug life chose me.
    edited October 2015
    Yeah I'll show up.
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  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    edited October 2015
    Arcanis said:
    Pretty sure Mag squad will be around (I expect another dominating) #MagWins
    Right. "Up and coming PKers."


    :D
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  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    I'm an up-and-been-coming-for-a-hundred-IG-years PKer. So I guess I qualify! :D
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • Celina said:
    Arcanis said:
    Pretty sure Mag squad will be around (I expect another dominating) #MagWins
    Right. "Up and coming PKers."


    :D

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  • TarkentonTarkenton Traitor Bear
    Admins going to open team registration early to try to streamline this as much as possible?
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  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    Arcanis said:
    Celina said:
    Arcanis said:
    Pretty sure Mag squad will be around (I expect another dominating) #MagWins
    Right. "Up and coming PKers."


    :D

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    I...don't know how that's a slippery slope, but I was just kidding around with you. I don't even know who Mag's team would be,  but you're crushing these events so far.
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  • ShuyinShuyin The pug life chose me.
    Doesn't matter, gonna crush so hard we'll get another thread asking to get banned.
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  • Shuyin said:
    Doesn't matter, gonna crush so hard we'll get another thread asking to get banned.

    Hah, we'll just send our Nihilist in to domi....wait
  • Does @Ixion get some sort of medal if he places in every event?  Cause so far, seems he isnt stopping any time soon >>
  • edited October 2015
    Do it again come ascension and become the new Avechna.
  • Of course, when it doesn't really matter much.

    TA ever eludes me :(
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  • Ixion said:
    Of course, when it doesn't really matter much.

    TA ever eludes me :(

    I'll take those credits off your hands if you like ;;)
  • ShuyinShuyin The pug life chose me.
    We just need to either not shoot ourselves in the foot or find friends with the mildest case of chronic backstabbing syndrome
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  • Don't worry I promise not to tell Gaudi that we're going to war their crotches off as soon as this here staff claim finishes.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Lolwut
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • It's a Marcella and Glom joke. SIGH SHADDICUS PRIME
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    MAH BAD BRAH.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
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