With the introduction of this new tweet thing ingame, I thought it would be amusing to make a thread with tweets you think a god or mob might send. For instance:
#Darvellan: I'm sailiiiing awaaaaaaaaayy!!!
#Brennan: damned fools. Why can't they ever keep track of.....HOLY SHITE, WAS THAT A CROW?!?!?!? #NMBG
#Tunika: if one more Grunt or Urth comes in here and calls me ma'am, I'm going to forcefeed them this soup.
2017/04/23 00:29:14 - Nefara honoured Shaddus for: For his dedication to the Earthen Lords and Lady,
and willingness to assist our young Pupils. Despite his choosing to not progress himself further, he
still works for the Geomancers, and the Engine, in any way he is capable. Also comes with a healthy
dose of rebellion, to ensure us of the Council can not be too relaxed.