With the introduction of this new tweet thing ingame, I thought it would be amusing to make a thread with tweets you think a god or mob might send. For instance:
#Darvellan: I'm sailiiiing awaaaaaaaaayy!!!
#Brennan: damned fools. Why can't they ever keep track of.....HOLY SHITE, WAS THAT A CROW?!?!?!? #NMBG
#Tunika: if one more Grunt or Urth comes in here and calls me ma'am, I'm going to forcefeed them this soup.
If I'm not good enough for Lusternia, then it is no longer good enough for me.