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  • ShaddusShaddus His Imperial Altness Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,622 Transcendent
    You can't prize paintings.
    2017/04/23 00:29:14 - Nefara honoured Shaddus for: For his dedication to the Earthen Lords and Lady, 
    and willingness to assist our young Pupils. Despite his choosing to not progress himself further, he 
    still works for the Geomancers, and the Engine, in any way he is capable. Also comes with a healthy 
    dose of rebellion, to ensure us of the Council can not be too relaxed.
  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,206 Transcendent
    Time to make a tapestry, Daraius.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spotMember Posts: 4,303 Transcendent
    I've got three tattoo cartels too.
  • TremulaTremula the Fate's choice for Drocilla Member Posts: 2,466 Transcendent
    You read what is written on pale grey stationery:

    Dearest,


    I'd like to inform you that [TITLE] [REDACTED] is an illiterate buffoon
    who has played a nontrivial role in directly insulting me in a state of
    questionable legality. I strongly encourage you to [THAT'S A REDACT]
    [MEGA SUPER REDACTED]. This is in addition to all previous actions
    of [PRONOUN], which should be more than enough to disqualify [PRONOUN] on their own.




    Your beloved -P
    Pale grey stationery is holding:
    Nothing.

    He really knows how to get to my heart. <3
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • ShaddusShaddus His Imperial Altness Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,622 Transcendent
    Did...someone ask you to perform a mob-style hit on a citymate?
    2017/04/23 00:29:14 - Nefara honoured Shaddus for: For his dedication to the Earthen Lords and Lady, 
    and willingness to assist our young Pupils. Despite his choosing to not progress himself further, he 
    still works for the Geomancers, and the Engine, in any way he is capable. Also comes with a healthy 
    dose of rebellion, to ensure us of the Council can not be too relaxed.
  • SylvanasSylvanas Member Posts: 265 Expert
    Sadly I've lost it over the years, but @Kelly @Kaimanahi sent Aeral a letter when she was young and it talked about how she had grown so much, from the little girl who couldn't find a clam in Toronada to the Archmage of the Aquamancers.

    And it was, and is still, one of my most cherished memories.
    Flames erupt from the caldera below as a distorted voice echoes, "Their spirit must be broken if they wish to be reborn as true warriors."
  • CyndarinAscendsCyndarinAscends Member Posts: 1,461 Transcendent
    typo/bad grammar disclaimer: I was drunk when I wrote that
  • IrilliaIrillia Member Posts: 280 Mythical
    I think it's great! I wish I could write like that when drunk. To be honest, I've never tried writing anything when drunk, but if I did, I am certain whatever I wrote wouldn't sound nearly as eloquent or badass as your letter does.
    Avatar created by the amazing Feyrll.
  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spotMember Posts: 4,303 Transcendent
    /has trouble imagining Hallipeeps drunk
  • CyndarinAscendsCyndarinAscends Member Posts: 1,461 Transcendent
    Spike the tea
  • TwytchTwytch Member Posts: 485 Expert
    "Burn brightly" I bet he will. *inferno*
    See you in Sapience.
  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,206 Transcendent
    Daraius said:
    /has trouble imagining Hallipeeps drunk

    Challenge accepted. No one expects the Drunken Inquisition.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. Member Posts: 1,888 Transcendent
    I've suffered through a few serious Board of Directors discussions while intoxicated, myself.
  • CyndarinAscendsCyndarinAscends Member Posts: 1,461 Transcendent
    edited April 2016
    Zvoltz said:
    Daraius said:
    /has trouble imagining Hallipeeps drunk
    I'm drunk almost every time I log in.

    ......I'm basically your de facto avatar then. Hey daddy.
  • FalaeronFalaeron Jolteon Member Posts: 1,614 Transcendent
    The illusion of Stormdad being a serious bolt of lightning has been shattered.
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,639 Transcendent
    Zvoltz said:
    Daraius said:
    /has trouble imagining Hallipeeps drunk
    I'm drunk almost every time I log in.

    ......I'm basically your de facto avatar then. Hey Stormdaddy.
    Fixed that for you.

    image
  • LavinyaLavinya Former Queen of Snark AustraliaMember Posts: 3,354 Transcendent
    Man, nostalgia. I was a wee ickle novice back then and Taevi was Lavinya's bestie. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.



  • ShaddusShaddus His Imperial Altness Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,622 Transcendent
    Such shade. Many memories. Such taint.
    2017/04/23 00:29:14 - Nefara honoured Shaddus for: For his dedication to the Earthen Lords and Lady, 
    and willingness to assist our young Pupils. Despite his choosing to not progress himself further, he 
    still works for the Geomancers, and the Engine, in any way he is capable. Also comes with a healthy 
    dose of rebellion, to ensure us of the Council can not be too relaxed.
  • TremulaTremula the Fate's choice for Drocilla Member Posts: 2,466 Transcendent
    edited July 2016
    A glowing sphere buzzes in and circles several times around you. Glowing gemstones flash before a door opens up and shoots a delicate faeskin letter into your hands.
    A glowing sphere beeps several times before buzzing away at great speed.

    (me:) Oh yeah, I recognise that letter! That's a Portius letter, what does it sa--

    You read what is written on a delicate faeskin letter:
    My love for you is like the gift inside this letter. Heavy, marginally valuable, and usually classified as a mineral.
    The seal of Chief Superintendent Portius Nitraedes, Paragon of Progress is stamped onto the page: 
    Blood red ink sketches the outline of a weeping nymph dying upon a saltire cross.
    A delicate faeskin letter is holding:
    Nothing.
    10,000 gold sovereigns.

    (immediately followed by a proper love note:)

    You read what is written on a delicate faeskin letter:

    I have often heard it said that love is the greatest good. Let us take that as given.

    What, then, is love? I can readily define it by means of its object. Love is that which I feel for you.

    By the transitive property, I know that what I feel for you is the greatest good. This gives you an intriguing power. You may manipulate my
    feelings for you, and in doing so you can change the precise nature of good.

    If we suppose that evil is that which is opposed to good, you may likewise change the nature of evil simply by changing the nature of good.

    If love is the greatest good, then you are queen over all ethics. You may rule over the world of morality with an iron fist or a velvet glove. I do not begrudge you that power, so exercising it will never be an act of evil. Use it wisely.

    May your reign over virtue and sin be long and glorious.

    -P
    The seal of Chief Superintendent Portius Nitraedes, Paragon of Progress is stamped onto the page: 
    Blood red ink sketches the outline of a weeping nymph dying upon a saltire cross.
    A delicate faeskin letter is holding:
    A midnight black rose.
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                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • SvanaSvana Member Posts: 84 Adept
    I never claimed it was going to be a good forgery.
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    @Ashiya  makes me happy to log in sometimes 

    You read what is written on a leaf of deep lavender stationery:
    Dearest father,

    Are you well? I hope you're in good spirits. I wanted to thank you for
    everything you've done for me, and given me. I keep that tulip on me
    always, and I will make that manse a pet project of mine. My pagoda is
    already done! I hope you get to see it soon. I'm going to have tea with
    some people in there.

    I can't tell you how much it means to me that I have you and mother
    looking out for me. Despite what others may say, and despite your
    faults, I know you're a wonderful person and could not have asked for a
    better father. I wish we had more time to spend together, just relaxing
    and talking of things, but a lot of my duties and tasks have me busy and
    I'm only going to get moreso as I advance further within the Coven. And
    I know you're busy with your own tasks for the Harbringers - I like to
    model myself after your own work ethic!

    I hope I'm not a disappointment to you. I try so hard to make you proud.
    I work hard at my tasks, but I do that for Mother Night. For you, I work
    hard at everything else. I want to make sure our family is represented
    well within Glomdoring!

    I feel so much safer knowing that you and mother are out there, and
    knowing that you'd destroy completely anyone that threatens me.

    Your daughter,

    Ashiya
    A leaf of deep lavender stationery is holding:
    Nothing.


    (I don't know about the work ethic thing I haven't done anything since I got guild rank 1)
    Your numbers today are:
  • RolsandRolsand Member Posts: 863 Adept
    That was deep.
    whatever
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    My children are thoroughly brainwashed. ;D
    Your numbers today are:
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