Test Server Shenanigans

AlarinAlarin Wailuku, Maui, Hawai'i
edited May 2021 in Common Grounds
Irilara says, "Obviously I'm not a pokemon. I'm a trainer."
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
Irilara begins to wield a red and white pokeball in her left hand.
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
You are startled as a red and white pokeball bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by
Irilara.
As a red and white pokeball hits the floor, it wobbles from side to side and shakes, opening in half
as a beam of red light jumps out to envelop you, dragging you into the cramped ball.
Creation Itself obscures your vision.
Inside a cramped pokeball.

There are no obvious exits.
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
With a sense of dread, you feel a red and white pokeball stop wobbling and know, with a sinking
feeling in your heart, that you have been caught and Irilara is your master.
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
UILANI!
(Newbie): You say, "Oh what the fuc--- UILANI!"
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
The pokeball suddenly splits open, and in a spray of red light you are ejected out.
----------- v148 ------------
                             
                             
                             
                             
                             
         [S]
          | 
         [A] [+]
          | 
         [S]
          | 
         [S]
                             
                             
                             
--------- 1:-8:-40 ----------
The Stairs of the Last Nine. (road).
The hulking form of Acosris, the giant scorpion is here, massive pinchers flexing open and closed.
Irilara is here. She wields a burnished mahogany and gold tessen in her right hand.
You see exits leading up, down, and in.
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
mind!
(Newbie): You say, "HOW DO I-- oh, never mind!"
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
(Newbie): Irilara says, "Alarin! I choose you!"
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
stuck in a pokeball!
(Newbie): You say, "...you can actually get stuck in a pokeball!"
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
You feel your masochistic tendencies return.
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
(Newbie): You say, "Laughed my ass off, lol."
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
(Newbie): Shulamit says, "Good luck Alarin! I need to go! I hope I helped by...existing?"
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
(Newbie): Irilara says, "Use self-detonation."
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
(Newbie): You say, "Bai Shula! <3."
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
(Newbie): You say, "Self-detonation?"
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
(Newbie): A helpful administrator says, "USE BALL to use your pokemon."
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
(Newbie): Irilara says, "Well explosion."
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
Irilara begins to wield a red and white pokeball in her left hand.
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
(Newbie): A helpful administrator says, "Goodnight!"
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
Irilara throws a red and white pokeball at herself.
Acosris, the giant scorpion, skitters off to the ether, accompanied by the sound of chitinous feet
hitting the ground.
As a red and white pokeball hits the floor, it wobbles from side to side and shakes, opening in half
as a beam of red light jumps out to envelop Irilara, dragging her into the cramped ball.
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
A red and white pokeball wobbles from side to side on the floor as Irilara rages within the ball.
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
A red and white pokeball wobbles from side to side on the floor as Irilara rages within the ball,
breaking free in a spray of red light.
Barbed tail poised to strike, Acosris, the giant scorpion, skitters in from the ether.
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
You clutch a red and white pokeball firmly, preparing to use it.
You have not captured anyone!
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
Irilara suddenly scoops up a red and white pokeball.
12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-
(Newbie): Irilara says, "I can capture myself. If I do can I not get free? I must test this."

A giant panda bounds into view, flanked by a gargantuan gorilla clad in golden plate armour. They both salute as the vision fades.


Comments

  • AlarinAlarin Wailuku, Maui, Hawai'i
    You begin to wield a red and white pokeball in your left hand.
    12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p exk<>-throw ball at alarin
    You are startled as a red and white pokeball bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by
    Alarin.
    As a red and white pokeball hits the floor, it wobbles from side to side and shakes, opening in half
    as a beam of red light jumps out to envelop you, dragging you into the cramped ball.
    Creation Itself obscures your vision.
    Inside a cramped pokeball.

    There are no obvious exits.
    12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p ek<>-
    You bash against the sides of the pokeball roughly, trying to break free.
    12300h, 6800m, 9300e, 10p ek<>-
    You bash against the sides of the pokeball roughly, breaking free in a spray of red light.
    ----------- v148 ------------





             [S]
              | 
             [A] [+]
              | 
             [S]
              | 
             [S]



    --------- 1:-8:-40 ----------
    The Stairs of the Last Nine. (road).
    The hulking form of Acosris, the giant scorpion is here, massive pinchers flexing open and closed. A
    red and white ultraball sits here upon the floor. Playing a spirited song on a wooden pan flute, an 
    alluring sileni frolics here.
    You see exits leading up, down, and in.
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.245s)

    Yes, I threw the damn ball at myself. :D

    A giant panda bounds into view, flanked by a gargantuan gorilla clad in golden plate armour. They both salute as the vision fades.


Sign In or Register to comment.