Best Of

^ Secretly wants to be a Mayflower

v Once licked a butterfly to see if it tasted like butter

^: is just jealous he doesn't know Lothwen.

v: ate a bee and tried to hide the sting.

(this was in response to Esei's post earlier, but I didn't see the later posts until now.)

^steals underwear from other people and wears it

v wants to marry a denizen in their org

^: Keeps a tea bottle full of vodka for illicit imbibing.

v: Has a really complicated fur maintenance routine.

^: Is Lord Ravioli in disguise

v: lets their pets die in stables

(Who told you)

^ throws ugly children in the Undercity

v Is a cult member of Lord Ravioli

^: accidentally fell into a hedge while trying to eavesdrop.

v: doesn't wear underwear.