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Twisted book/movie title fun (Possibly NSFW titles inside)

KagatoKagato Auckland, New Zealand
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Saw this 'game' on my FB wall and some people came up with some rather amusing things from books that they had been reading, thought I'd post it here and see what the minds that have been subjected to Kethuru's twisted nature can come up with, see if they can outdo them.

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Examples I saw:
Hunger Games: Catching Fire in my pants
How to Lose Weight in 10 days in my pants (definitely sounds NSFW...)
The Hobbit in my pants (and Fellowship of the Ring in my pants >_<)
Your First Year of Fatherhood in my pants

... yeah, so you can see some things can come out rather twisted and certainly very WRONG sounding.  I'll start.

Bleach in my pants (hey, I'm reading mangas! >_>)
Never put passion before principle.  Even if you win, you lose.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Been rereading a bunch of Pratchett books, so....

    The Truth in my Pants
    Monstrous Regiment in my Pants
    The Wee Free Men in my Pants

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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
  • ElaydeElayde
    Hmm.

    Rescue Me in my pants.
    Prison Break in my pants.
    A Crown of Swords (Robert Jordan) in my pants.
    Circle of Friends (Maeve Binchy) in my pants.

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  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.

    Relationship Manager Training Manual in my pants.

     

    It was for work. :(

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  • EveriineEveriine Wise Old Swordsbird / Brontaur Indianapolis, IN, USA
    The Greatest Story in my pants.

    Heat Wave in my pants.
    Naked Heat in my pants.
    Heat Rises in my pants.
    Frozen Heat in my pants.

    Haven't read recently, but still pretty good:

    The Great Divorce in my pants.
    A Grief Observed in my pants.
    Surprised by Joy in my pants.
    The Two Towers in my pants.
    The Return of the King in my pants.
    The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe in my pants.
    Prince Caspian in my pants.
    A Horse and His Boy in my pants.
    The Final Battle in my pants.

    And, just for kicks:

    Everybody Poops in my pants.
    Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"

    Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.

    Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Doctor Sleep in my pants


    and just because I saw it on my shelf and it amused me:

    Up the Duff in my pants



  • TacitaTacita <3s Xynthin 4eva!!!11
    Love Had a Compass in my pants.

    Well. That explains a lot about my relationships.
  • RialormRialorm
    Last book: 11/22/63 in my pants

    Before that:
    Gone girl in my pants
    Let's pretend this never happened in my pants
    Neuromancer in my pants
    A random walk down wall street in my pants
    I will teach you to be rich in my pants

    Presently: Interview with the vampire in my pants

    (I think I read the wrong books for this game)
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  • IasmosIasmos
    edited February 2014
     

  • IsuneIsune
    The Girl Who Fell From the Sky in my Pants.
    “Oh, You uppity bastard. I bet You’d like being a dirty limerick, wouldn’t You?”

    Avatar by the lovely Feyrll!
  • KagatoKagato Auckland, New Zealand
    edited January 2014
    Isune said:
    The Girl Who Fell From the Sky in my Pants.

    That sounds like it could be either a comedy or a rather dirty book... >_>


    Rialorm said:
    Before that:
    Let's pretend this never happened in my pants
    A random walk down wall street in my pants
    I will teach you to be rich in my pants

    (I think I read the wrong books for this game)

    I beg to differ. Of course it doesn't help that my mind seems to slip into the gutter at inopportune times.

    Adding a second option - You can now use the suffix "In my pants" or if you think it would be funnier, the following.

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    Again, I'll start.

    Least I Could Do with a chainsaw >_>
    Never put passion before principle.  Even if you win, you lose.

    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  • MarcellaMarcella
    Lord of the Night in my pants.
  • KagatoKagato Auckland, New Zealand
    edited January 2014
    Marcella said:
    Lord of the Night in my pants.

    Maybe it's just me, but I think Lord of the Night with a chainsaw sounds like a better book >_>

    *envisions Nocht sneaking around the Basin of Life wielding a chainsaw*
    Never put passion before principle.  Even if you win, you lose.

    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  • TurnusTurnus The Big Bad Wolf
    edited January 2014
    Been awhile since I've read a book, so I'll do my last movie instead.

    Savages in my pants.




    Edit: I am doing an audiobook on long drives though, so I guess I'll throw that out. It's non-fiction though!

    Truman in my pants

    ~--------------**--------------~

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  • MarcellaMarcella
    edited January 2014
    The Taint Wars - The Memoirs of Lolly Pringle in my pants

    (oh god)

    also, the Lord of the Night in the book I read already had a chainsword, so
  • SilvanusSilvanus The Sparrowhawk
    edited January 2014
    The Mirage in my pants
    Foundation in my pants
    Conquistador in my pants


    but my favorite

    Bring Up the Bodies in my pants
    or                           with a chainsaw
    2014/04/19 01:38:01 - Leolamins drained 2000000 power to raise Silvanus as a Vernal Ascendant.
    2014/07/23 05:01:29 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Munsia as a Vernal Ascendant.
    2015/05/24 06:03:07 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Arimisia as a Vernal Ascendant.
    2015/05/24 06:03:58 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Lavinya as a Vernal Ascendant.
  • ZouviqilZouviqil Queen of Uberjerkiness
    The Guild Leader's Handbook with a chainsaw
  • EveriineEveriine Wise Old Swordsbird / Brontaur Indianapolis, IN, USA
    Centaur and Serenguard in my pants.

    Basic Novice Guide with a chainsaw.
    Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"

    Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.

    Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
  • KarlachKarlach God of Kittens.
    The customer expects in my pants.


    Damn you pointless work training manual.

    The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."

    You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!


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  • KagatoKagato Auckland, New Zealand
    Morkarion said:
    The customer expects in my pants.


    Damn you pointless work training manual.
    At least they are not expecting with a chainsaw >_>  That could be an even messier scenario
    Never put passion before principle.  Even if you win, you lose.

    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  • MarcellaMarcella
    Titanicus with a chainsaw

    Iron Hands in my pants

    The First and Only in my pants

    Gaunt's Ghosts with a chainsaw
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    It's been a while since I've picked up a book, so all I have recently is:

    Eon in my pants.


    Which seems like it would lead to a lot of chafing.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    What about Eona in your pants?  Did you not make it to the sequel?
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  • KagatoKagato Auckland, New Zealand
    Legend of the Twilight in my pants x_x

    (ok so the full title is .hack//Legend of the Twilight, but the shorter title sounds more amusing)
    Never put passion before principle.  Even if you win, you lose.

    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  • KarlachKarlach God of Kittens.
    Rainbow Six with a Chainsaw.


    That'd certainly remove their tactical stealth element.

    The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."

    You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!


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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Xenthos said:
    What about Eona in your pants?  Did you not make it to the sequel?
    I knew I liked you for some reason.

    I did, but I picked these up a long while back and I'm just lately re-reading them.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • DramshanksDramshanks
    The Left Hand of Darkness in my pants.

    Perfect. Sounds like a handy from satan.
  • MoiMoi
    A View From the Bridge In My Pants.

    Pantsbridges: Now coming to a store near you!
  • KayKay
    Proven Guilty in my pants. 

    Though a later one in the series is even more amusing.

    Changes in my pants.
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