I've seen some absolute crack-up parodies scattered throughout the forums, so thought it might be a good idea to have somewhere that they can all be gathered
I'll start out with one (I take no credit for this one, it was in fact written by a friend of mine)
(To the tune of "We are the Champions")
You pay our fees
Time after time.
You should be arrested
But stupidity's no crime.
And bad mistakes ‒
You've made a few.
You've had your share of cars towed to the yard
But still got no clue.
(And we mean to tow on and on, and on, and on)
We're tow truck drivers, my friends,
And we'll keep on towing 'til the end.
We're tow truck drivers.
We're tow truck drivers
No chance for free drops
'Cause we're the tow truck drivers of this town.