"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
Any play that has me giggling half an hour later is worth a rave, right?
Bravo @Allyrianne and @Sylandra (that line-jumping fiend) for their work in this masterpiece. Thank you Hallifax for not forming an immediate lynch mob during the first scene.
Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
#bringShikariback
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Any play that has me giggling half an hour later is worth a rave, right?
Bravo @Allyrianne and @Sylandra (that line-jumping fiend) for their work in this masterpiece. Thank you Hallifax for not forming an immediate lynch mob during the first scene.
That line-jumping was some of the finest acting work of my career. :-B
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
Just like to share this here. This was something I prepared for @Arien on the fly. My brain cells started melting toward the end, obviously, as I knew she was online and waiting for my response. But yay for new Gloms.
Arien was a moon-ailed child
argent woman, accounted wise.
Sacred Guardian of the Wilde,
Cup-bearer of Silvered lies,
Moon-dazzled; and truth-blind; She
sowed the seeds of an empty faith
When Harvest came her fruits were soiled
Sour-faced she glimpsed the bitter truth
For false light fades: Moon ever wanes;
death knells toll the final reckoning.
Fey fae; many-faced: Her glory feigned
Thus, in hindsight, Arien came to see
Moon's hollow wisdom and brittle majesty
Black tears mourned her feeble creed; and
In shame, she grieved her errant deeds
Guiltless, she severed Moon-Hart's chains
And Maiden Hag's ire now mar her flesh
Silver eyes leached anew: blank pupils wait
Pliant, they fall willing to shadow's embrace
Now in darkness, let them find new sight
The Wyrd calls Arien now: cleave, wanderer
through Shadowfire, by Blood, cleave now
and 'neath Wyrden boughs find new life
Let Night's Justice be done; fai'Glomdoring!
the soil thirsts for your reaping
Your own tahv'rai waits its forging
a score and ten fae await their binding
The Wyrden Gods must be appeased,
you who defied Them of old
deliver a figurine imbued with esteem
no less than 200,000 units in recompense
Let thy acts atone for thy sins,
Let heart and word ring true.
Let the Glomdoring reap.
The Glomdoring shall reap true.
Siam Star-eyes
Night's Witch-King
Whisperer of the Mother of the Wyrd
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
(after she made an appeal, I changed the fine, btw!)
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
@Lisaera is scary. I'm kinda happy I got to see that, but... ouch.
Also @Stratas, who has no idea how much I appreciated that conversation.
"Chairwoman," Princess Setisoki states, holding up a hand in a gesture for her to stop and returning the cup. "That would be quite inappropriate. One of the males will serve me."
Xenthos once fined me a million gold for my Ebonguard status back in the day. Not that I paid for it. It's not exactly difficult to raise one's concern regarding the amount, too. Besides, gold is too easy to accumulate these days.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
Pfft, that was not an actual fine anyways. Fines are best paid in blood. (The point was entirely to make said individuals raise concerns, realize how easy it was to get unenemied, and follow through. Many did!)
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Pfft, that was not an actual fine anyways. Fines are best paid in blood. (The point was entirely to make said individuals raise concerns, realize how easy it was to get unenemied, and follow through. Many did!)
More people should do blood fines imho. Simple! Quick! Easy and efficient! Grinding is the worst.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
Pfft, that was not an actual fine anyways. Fines are best paid in blood. (The point was entirely to make said individuals raise concerns, realize how easy it was to get unenemied, and follow through. Many did!)
Make them pay the blood tax while inside the org and still enemied. That'll do it
Pfft, that was not an actual fine anyways. Fines are best paid in blood. (The point was entirely to make said individuals raise concerns, realize how easy it was to get unenemied, and follow through. Many did!)
More people should do blood fines imho. Simple! Quick! Easy and efficient! Grinding is the worst.
The grind is the real fine!
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
Besides, gold is too easy to accumulate these days.
LIES.
pls tell me where
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
By that I assume you mean "learn2ScowlDiscontentedlyEveryTimeYouCheckMoorsAndEveryoneHasBeenKilledBeforeYouGotThereAlsoTheNagaTooSeriouslyGuysI'mPoor"
Because I already know that one.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
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Pleeeaasse tell me that wasn't the Glomdoring galingale, @Zeleni!
jk, it was in an outside forest, and I don't strip harvest
Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
Bravo @Allyrianne and @Sylandra (that line-jumping fiend) for their work in this masterpiece. Thank you Hallifax for not forming an immediate lynch mob during the first scene.
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
I know for a fact there is someone out there walking with 1.4 million esteem. I am Jelly.
Not saying 200k isnt crazy
Make them pay the blood tax while inside the org and still enemied. That'll do it
pls tell me where
Because I already know that one.
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."