So this is a thread where British people can post whatever they like, and everybody else is 100% forbidden from posting anything at all. There will be a zero-tolerance policy for infringements, which will be summarily dealt with by means of a sternly worded and mildly apologetic passive-aggressive request to please desist from such behaviour in future if you wouldn't awfully mind, accentuated with a deep sigh and a shaking of the finger in the most egregious of cases. If, at the absolute discretion of the OP, even these draconian measures are not quite sufficient to cover the magnitude of the crime, then the response might be escalated to tsk'ing, memes of Shatner, and even withdrawal of dunking* privileges.
*Not a basketball reference. It's a reference to biscuits. What? With gravy? Why the hell would anybody serve biscuits with gravy; are you high? No, no, no, biscuits, dammit. Just google Rich Tea. Sheesh. I'm done here.