What if -insert name here- sharded?

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  • MimieMimie Member Posts: 75 Capable
    That...should be an Isune mount
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 8,140 Transcendent
    Isune is getting Battleswans or Battlepenguins.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • PortiusPortius Likes big books, cannot lie Member Posts: 1,544 Transcendent
    Or the hybrid thereof.
    Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
  • MunsiaMunsia The Supreme Goddess Member Posts: 1,374 Transcendent
    What if the One True Goddess sharded?



    That's me
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    I have Metathesiophobia so leave me alone!

    I am an I-thiest


  • SsalissSsaliss Member Posts: 3,575 Transcendent
    Munsia said:
    What if the One True Goddess sharded?



    That's me
    Isn't that what we all gather on the highways?
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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 8,140 Transcendent
    Munsia said:

    What if the One True Goddess sharded?




    That's me
    They would attack reflections
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark AustraliaMember Posts: 3,477 Transcendent
    They would destroy each other in a battle to determine the greatest of them. And their language would sound like Moo to everyone else.



  • MunsiaMunsia The Supreme Goddess Member Posts: 1,374 Transcendent
    Dude, if you think about it, that's an amazing society
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    I have Metathesiophobia so leave me alone!

    I am an I-thiest


  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 8,140 Transcendent
    You know someone had to say it.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • MunsiaMunsia The Supreme Goddess Member Posts: 1,374 Transcendent
    Sometimes I'm sad Tauro sharded
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    I have Metathesiophobia so leave me alone!

    I am an I-thiest


  • DaganevDaganev Member Posts: 755 Master
    Shaddus said:
    You know someone had to say it.
    I  can't see anything in the picture except some health and mana indicators :(
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 8,140 Transcendent
    It's the Hell Bovine level from Diablo 2
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • QistrelQistrel the hemisemidemifink Member Posts: 1,717 Transcendent
    But...there is no cow level.

  • SsalissSsaliss Member Posts: 3,575 Transcendent
    Sure there is. It was a running gag in D1 that there was a "secret cow level", so they actually put in a secret cow level in D2. D3 doesn't have a secret cow level though.
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  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spotMember Posts: 4,469 Transcendent
  • NaylNayl Member Posts: 78 Capable
    Ssaliss said:
    Sure there is. It was a running gag in D1 that there was a "secret cow level", so they actually put in a secret cow level in D2. D3 doesn't have a secret cow level though.
    No, but you use the only cow corpse to enter a secret portal with a special item to go to a super secret mega happy place.
    Is also the Shintar.
  • DrakiusDrakius Member Posts: 302 Gifted
    @Darvellan‌ shards
    The playa you love to hate
  • HaezonHaezon Member Posts: 532 Fabled
    How about we say what would happen if we mortals sharded, eh?

    Haezon would bring forth a legion of black winged supermodels with avian features, probably making them look closer to birds than human.
    Retired.
  • SsalissSsaliss Member Posts: 3,575 Transcendent
    If Ssaliss sharded, there wouldn't be enough shops to go around. Also, there'd be far more herbs planted than there are now.
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  • DrakiusDrakius Member Posts: 302 Gifted
    edited November 2014
    Shard Ssaliss
    The playa you love to hate
  • EritheylEritheyl ** Trigger Warning ** Member Posts: 1,670 Transcendent
    edited November 2014
    Changeling shards...would they themselves also be changelings, or would it just be a flurry of special* snowflakes?

    * special meaning, of course, hideously mutated and bastardi-- oh wait, hi viscanti.

    Either way, given Eritheyl's favoured race, his progeny would be proud independent babby lizards that ain't need no man, with a penchant for never shutting the hell up. See:

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  • QistrelQistrel the hemisemidemifink Member Posts: 1,717 Transcendent
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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 8,140 Transcendent
    I'll take three.

    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • QistrelQistrel the hemisemidemifink Member Posts: 1,717 Transcendent
    O.O

  • SsalissSsaliss Member Posts: 3,575 Transcendent

    Shaddus said:
    I'll take three.

    Will three be enough for your army of alts?
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  • QistrelQistrel the hemisemidemifink Member Posts: 1,717 Transcendent
    Only three of his alts could handle a Qis-shard. The others do not have the fortitude.

  • DrakiusDrakius Member Posts: 302 Gifted
    Daraius said:
    Darlings.

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    I move to shard the adorable Daraius on the grounds he is so scrumptious.
    The playa you love to hate
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 8,140 Transcendent
    Drakius said:
    Daraius said:
    Darlings.

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    I move to shard the adorable Daraius on the grounds he is so scrumptious.
    You heard the man, Daraius. Report to the Ministry of Justice for sharding duty.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
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