QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

ArixArix Member Posts: 466 Virtuoso
edited October 2012 in The Funnies
New quotes thread, get it while it's hot!
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  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Member Posts: 3,284 Transcendent
    Owned by the guy everyone always thought was a girl.
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  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord Member Posts: 5,366 Transcendent
    How am I supposed to hate Rowena when she does useful things? :(

    /sad
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  • SiamSiam Whispered Voice Member Posts: 2,622 Transcendent
    Why did I have to be at work during this fiasco? :(
    Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"

    #bringShikariback 


  • SiamSiam Whispered Voice Member Posts: 2,622 Transcendent
    edited October 2012

    (Babies Anonymous): Xenthos says, "Gleefully, Amhika Rotwood says, "Ah! We have found a suitable host! Now sit back, faeling. I shall show you how to birth a child.""

    (Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "Kinky."

    (Babies Anonymous): Eliron says, "TAKE NOTES."

    (Babies Anonymous): Xenthos says, "I think if Tacita finds out, she will kill this thing."

    (Babies Anonymous): Xenthos says, "You have received Lord Bat as a quest reward!"

    (Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "Tacita honey, I made you a baby."

    (Babies Anonymous): Xenthos says, "Omg."

    (Babies Anonymous): Xenthos says, "Tacita just logged on, quick, hide the conversation."

    (Babies Anonymous): You say, "This baby should grow."

    (Babies Anonymous): Tacita (from the Aetherways) says, "What am I killing."

    (Babies Anonymous): Eliron says, "I told you to take notes!"

    (Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "Rofl."

    (Babies Anonymous): Tacita (from the Aetherways) says, "You what with a baby."

    (Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "Hot potato baby."

    (Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "It's Eliron's fault."

    (Babies Anonymous): Quorre says, "Omg Ilistala is the stork for Glom babies."


    Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"

    #bringShikariback 


  • SiamSiam Whispered Voice Member Posts: 2,622 Transcendent
    1. | Aestra, the golden pegasus -------------------------------------- #15699|
    2. | Sex    : Female                    Birthday  : 17th Avechary 325        |
    3. | Status : Healthy                   Age       : 13 years old             |
    4. | Fees   : Prepaid for 0 months      Loyal To  : Siam                     |
    5. | Stable : Well-kept stables for knightly mounts                          |
    6. | Locale : The Floating Island of the Forgotten (the Prime Material Plane)|
    Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"

    #bringShikariback 


  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord Member Posts: 5,366 Transcendent
    More Rowena (And Brennan):

    Astraea Nightshade asks, "To rowena Is there any way we might assist you in deciphering the secrets of the Wheel then?"

    Astraea Nightshade says, "Well she is sneaky."

    Rowena Nightshade says, "It is something I must commune with Mother Night upon."

    Rowena Nightshade prods Astraea in the back, from where she now stands.

    Astraea gives a plush doll of Rowena Nightshade the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

    Rowena Nightshade says, "Indeed I am sneaky - or are you just blind?"

    Rowena Nightshade says, "That is a doll, Astraea."

    Astraea Nightshade says, "Don't be trite, Aunt. It is unsuiting."

    Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "And you claim to be kin of mine!"

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    (Glomdoring): Drayl says, "I pray the Queen's words about it attracting do not come to fruition, then."
    11044h, 4876m, 7609e, 10p, 26660en, 29690w mBelrxk<>-
    (Glomdoring): Celina says, "Everything I say comes to fruition."

    (Glomdoring): Celina says, "Else I wouldn't say it."

    (Glomdoring): Drayl says, "Of course, Queen."

    (Glomdoring): Celina says, "I shall rot away into a wretched hag, one that makes Rowena's rear look pretty and fine, before she gets in her bubbly black goop. I shall be jealous of Brennan's rotting appeal, and oh yes. CROW! CROW! GLORIOUS, MIGHTY CROW!"
    Celina grovels pathetically in the dirt.

    (Glomdoring): Celina says, "You must pardon that. It seems Brennan had a terrible lapse in judgment."

    (Glomdoring): Brennan Stormcrow says, "Don't pardon it. Everything she says comes true."
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  • KagatoKagato Auckland, New ZealandMember Posts: 932 Fabled
    Changelog entry: You can no longer "over clot" when using CLOT #.

    You sent the following message to Iosai: Overclotting should give Lusternias version of DVT... >_>
  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. Member Posts: 1,667 Transcendent
    edited October 2012
    "Slowly the Ebonglom Wyrdling's aura expanded, dull at first 
    until it grew explosive with the temporal energies the abominations were
    rife with. Finally his aura solidified, enveloping him like a thin, 
    rainbowed armour of energy, one veined with shadows and darker energy. "

    The Ebonglom Wyrdling put on his Lady Rainicorn cosplay.
  • BrynaBryna Member Posts: 36 Apprentice
    You give a temporal abomination the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
    A temporal abomination spreads his legs wide and squats low, a constipated look crossing over his 
    expression. A strange cloud of multicoloured gas emits from a series of large pores beneath each arm,
     dissipating into a fruity yet somehow repulsive breeze.
  • DraylDrayl Member Posts: 32 Apprentice
    Bryna said:
    You give a temporal abomination the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
    A temporal abomination spreads his legs wide and squats low, a constipated look crossing over his 
    expression. A strange cloud of multicoloured gas emits from a series of large pores beneath each arm,
     dissipating into a fruity yet somehow repulsive breeze.
    Wot now?
  • RiviusRivius Your resident wolf puppy Member Posts: 1,579 Transcendent
    edited October 2012
    Xenthos said:
    You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the reinforced door to the north.


    Oh wow, I had no idea they did this. That's really well done : )
  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. Member Posts: 1,667 Transcendent
    Xenthos said:
    Back when I was a newbie, one of the very first quests I did was the Stewartsville Mansion.

    You know, the one with the doors and keys, that you can lock / unlock.

    I flubbed it the first time, and the figure came charging after me.  I ran from it, and it chased me.  So... I ran again, closed the door, and locked it.  Then I just sat there watching the door thud and shake as I was stuck behind it, going "oh no what do I do now, OH NO, AAAAGH."

    After a few minutes the shaking stopped.  I waited a bit longer, then unlocked the door and peeked out.  The figure was gone.
    Maybe I'm weird (I'm definitely weird), but the thought of newbie!Xenthos being terrified of the cloaked figure in Stewartsville is...strangely adorable. >_>
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord Member Posts: 5,366 Transcendent
    You see the following people here:
    Septim, Kabina, Lerad, Aislynn, Iorwen, God, Corissai, Crek, Celina, Drayl, Eliron, Svorai, Vadi, Ssaliss, Xenthos

    Hmm.
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  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord Member Posts: 5,366 Transcendent
    Followed by:
    Softly, The Veiled God says, "Then come."
    You begin to follow God.

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  • ArixArix Member Posts: 466 Virtuoso
    (Market): Naralis says, "Seeking a lover."
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  • JanalonJanalon Member Posts: 66 Capable
    Softly, The Veiled God says, "These zombies are weak, but they amuse me for a moment. Would someone care to fight with me?"

    Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "I would."

    Your eyes light up as an impish grin creeps over your features.
    You say, "As would I."

    Celina brushes her hair vainly.

    Corissai of the Blackthorn says, "I would."

    Wyrden Snare Kabina, Ward of Septim says to God, "Might I have the pleasure?"

    Softly, The Veiled God says, "You may."

    Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "I needed... a short time to rest, after  the battle, but I am ready to drive them from our Woods now."

    You begin to follow God.
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  • SvoraiSvorai Member Posts: 321 Fabled
    God is now one of your allies.
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Member Posts: 3,284 Transcendent
    You feel an unusually strong lust for Morgfyre.

    >.>
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  • BrynaBryna Member Posts: 36 Apprentice
    You declare God to be a formal enemy of New Celest.



    ... Not really, but that would be hilarious.
  • PhudmogPhudmog Member Posts: 38 Novice
    This is probably a little harsh:

    Heinkel has been completely dissolved within a swathe of temporal discordance.
    You see the death occur at Gnome Guardroom. (2800,...)
    From your knowledge, that room is in 'Newton Caverns.'

    Ejei Heinkel (Male Human).
    He is 16 years old, having been born on the 19th of Dvarsh, 322 years after the 
    Coming of Estarra.
    He is unranked in Lusternia.
    He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.

    Maybe the abominations could leave the novices alone?
  • SsalissSsaliss Member Posts: 3,573 Transcendent
    Temporal abominations don't aggro, so he must've attacked it.

    That said, Newton probably should be free of them...
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