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Double post but this snippet amused me greatly.


Seritul d'Vanecu looks to the bones in your hands. "Oh no," he shakes his head, "I would not keep my Mother here. She is in the crypt proper above as befits her station."

Lady Grey Sapphira d'Vanecu, the Ensanguined Aesthete says, "Uhh. You haven't looked at the crypts in some time, i take it?"

You have emoted: Uzriel glances up, "Erm, when was the last time you were up there?"

Seritul d'Vanecu says, "My wife tends to the crypt above, I tend to the crypt below."

Arching an eyebrow, Seritul d'Vanecu says, "Surely you have met her? Seen her tending to the crypt?"

Description of the above crypt his wife is apparently in and tending as its been since I've been in Lusternia:
The d'Vanecu Mausoleum.
A smaller affair than that of the d'Murani notable's last resting place, nonetheless this family crypt shows signs of the extreme wealth of the d'Vanecu Dynasty, who have spared no expense in commemorating each loved one's demise. Evidently, the crypt has been robbed - sarcophagi have been vandalised, lead sheet or gold leaf having long been literally peeled away from the variety of statuary and memorials that stand as silent witnesses to their own ruination. A vandalised statue of an armour-clad warrior stands guard over the Family crypt here.
You see a single exit leading southwest (open door).

Just an everyday psychodrama battle with @Sapphira