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Ruin a Date in Five Words Lusternia Edition

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  • TarkentonTarkenton Traitor Bear
    I don't -think- we're related.
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  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Wanna see my bath house?



  • AlicAlic
    Lavinya said:
    Wanna see my bath house?
    I invited Krin for tea.

  • VetalaVetala
    Once, I even changed socks!
  • VetalaVetala
    Lets just borrow this stockroom.
  • VetalaVetala
    You can graduate college later.
  • SilvanusSilvanus The Sparrowhawk
    Undervault?
    2014/04/19 01:38:01 - Leolamins drained 2000000 power to raise Silvanus as a Vernal Ascendant.
    2014/07/23 05:01:29 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Munsia as a Vernal Ascendant.
    2015/05/24 06:03:07 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Arimisia as a Vernal Ascendant.
    2015/05/24 06:03:58 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Lavinya as a Vernal Ascendant.
  • VetalaVetala
    Check out my @Hoaracle impression. I see you lurking
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Eventru says, "Make more followers."


    (This actually happened, with more words)
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • GabriellaGabriella
    Your mom likes that too!
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    "You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
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    The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
  • TarkentonTarkenton Traitor Bear
    Mind if my (father/mother/brother/sister/insert family member) watches?
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  • AlicAlic
    The envoy reports are in.

  • GabriellaGabriella
    edited August 2015
    Want to pull a Xynthin?

    /flees.
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    "You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
    --------
    The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
  • AlicAlic
    edited August 2015
    Please explain

  • SsalissSsaliss
    Alic said:
    Please expalin
    That'd sure kill a date.
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  • ManteekanManteekan
    <Person> has died to Misadventure.
  • AlicAlic
    Needs more golden dragon milk.

  • AlicAlic
    edited August 2015
    "Hey @Hoaracle, gimme a hand!"



  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    When I "finish", I FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    I'm secretly a fink.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • VetalaVetala
    Blamo!
  • AlicAlic
    "This is just a race-hat."

  • EnyalidaEnyalida Nasty Woman, Sockpuppeteer to the Gods
    Alic said:
    "This is just a race-hat."

    I'm really a furless Aslaran.
  • AlicAlic
    Enyalida said:
    Alic said:
    "This is just a race-hat."

    I'm really a furless Aslaran.
    I am a dracnari furrikin.

  • LorinaLorina
    So my father is @Doman...

    The sweet, sweet lovemaking is genetic, and I come with it double dominant, baby.

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