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  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,517 Transcendent
    Kilee said:
    Orphan drops dope beat for rapper
    New Annie?
    Rancoura said:
    Gundam meets Godzilla.
    Pacific Rim
    Sylandra said:
    Four children get Saturday detention and reevaluate their life choices.
    Breakfast Club

    Recurring cast recounts history badly.
  • XeriaXeria Member Posts: 633 Gifted
    edited August 2016
    Pocohontas in space, on an alien moon full of luminescent flora, and trees that function as biological hard drives to upload and download your consciousness to.
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    A noodle seller's son becomes the dragon warrior and defeats the evil villain. Hilarity ensues because he is a fat panda.

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    A viking boy, from a clan of dragon slayers, tames and trains dragons over his father's and his clan disapproval. Finds out that dragons are really cats disguised as lizards who like fish and hate striped eels.

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    a forbidden love affair where trysts occur mostly on a mountain somewhere in the ranching state of the USA. One lover dies in the end and the other is left to mourn. Very sad - like the titanic.

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    A prince with a foot fetish, takes to wife an abused girl, who lives with her stepmother and her two step sisters, whom he met at a ball. They lived Happily ever after.

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    except for the first, all are animated disney movies.
    Post edited by Xeria on
    is dead like the dodo
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    edited August 2016
    Kung Fu Panda is NOT disney, I feel like Dream Works would have some heated words about that

    omg neither does HTTYD
    Post edited by Kilee on
    Your numbers today are:
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark AustraliaMember Posts: 3,380 Transcendent
    Xeria said:
    Pocohontas in space, on an alien moon full of luminescent flora, and trees that function as biological hard drives to upload and download your consciousness to.
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    A noodle seller's son becomes the dragon warrior and defeats the evil villain. Hilarity ensues because he is a fat panda.

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    A viking boy, from a clan of dragon slayers, tames and trains dragons over his father's and his clan disapproval. Finds out that dragons are really cats disguised as lizards who like fish and hate striped eels.

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    a forbidden love affair where trysts occur mostly on a mountain somewhere in the ranching state of the USA. One lover dies in the end and the other is left to mourn. Very sad - like the titanic.

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    A prince with a foot fetish, takes to wife an abused girl, who lives with her stepmother and her two step sisters, whom he met at a ball. They lived Happily ever after.

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    except for the first, all are animated disney movies.

    Avatar
    Kung Fu Panda
    How to Train Your Dragon
    Brokeback Mountain?
    Cinderella



  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,407 Transcendent
    Luce said:
    Recurring cast recounts history badly.
    Cloud Atlas.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • ArixArix Member Posts: 1,157 Mythical
    since when is brokeback mountain a disney animated feature?
    Or kung fu panda for that matter
  • XeriaXeria Member Posts: 633 Gifted
    edited August 2016
    oops! sorry, my bad! You're right. Cinderella the 1950 version is disney.

    Here are some more to make up for my gaffe. May you find them amusing.

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    Saw only with a robot and psychological manipulation as tools. Contains much less blood and gore. Set on an estate in the wilderness in an underground house.

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    Fiery haired lass, accidentally turns her mother (and triplet younger brothers into bears) to improve their relationship, after an attempt to win her own hand in marriage through some smooth archery moves  

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     -"it's called a hustle sweetheart!"

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    is dead like the dodo
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,517 Transcendent
    Luce said:
    Death takes a holiday, a baroness kills Santa.
    Hogfather, for the record.
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal Member Posts: 2,645 Transcendent
     Robot is taught the values of morality and ethics by young boy. Heart-wrenching (?) ending.
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,517 Transcendent
    Tremula said:
     Robot is taught the values of morality and ethics by young boy. Heart-wrenching (?) ending.
    Bicentennial man?
  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. CircumstancesMember Posts: 1,920 Transcendent
    The Iron Giant, I think.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,517 Transcendent
    The hammiest GM in the history of the game vs the most boring first ed party you'll ever meet.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,407 Transcendent
    edited August 2016
    A gothic/supernatural Romeo & Juliet, where "Romeo" turns into something that can tear you apart.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,407 Transcendent
    Xeria said:

    Saw only with a robot and psychological manipulation as tools. Contains much less blood and gore. Set on an estate in the wilderness in an underground house.


    I want to say Ex Machina?

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,517 Transcendent
    Xeria said:

    Fiery haired lass, accidentally turns her mother (and triplet younger brothers into bears) to improve their relationship, after an attempt to win her own hand in marriage through some smooth archery moves  

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     -"it's called a hustle sweetheart!"

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    Since these weren't taken, Brave and Zootopia respectively.


    An interstellar love story gets interrupted by an entirely appropriate and reasoned response to an alien presence. The unknown creature then abducts a child and his friends before retreating from the planet and leaving the now potentially contaminated children behind.
  • XeriaXeria Member Posts: 633 Gifted
    Rancoura said:
    A gothic/supernatural Romeo & Juliet, where "Romeo" turns into something that can tear you apart.
    Underworld?
    is dead like the dodo
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,887 Transcendent
    Basic college stereotypes go to the woods for the weekend and get bored. Something kills them, and it's not the merman.
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,407 Transcendent
    Cabin in the Woods. Too easy :P

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,407 Transcendent
    Along that note:

    A military muck-up makes things a little hazy for a while.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • ArixArix Member Posts: 1,157 Mythical
    The Fog?
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,517 Transcendent
    Or the Mist, maybe? But I didn't think that was military muckery...
  • ArixArix Member Posts: 1,157 Mythical
    I haven't seen either of them to be honest

  • DylaraDylara Member Posts: 1,287 Transcendent
    Luce said:
    Or the Mist, maybe? But I didn't think that was military muckery...
    The mist was caused by some military thing supppsedly. 

    Avurekhos says, "Dylara's a PvP menace in my eyes, totes rekting face."

    The eye of Dylara materialises in your hands and flings itself around your neck, tightening incomprehensibly until it is irremovable.
    Perfectly clean, this eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of Dylara. It has been animated by some unusual force, constantly looking around itself as if in shock or fear. It is bathed in a light covering of white flames that roll endlessly over its surface. A single chain of empyreal metal pierces either side of the eye, allowing it to be worn around the neck.


  • ArixArix Member Posts: 1,157 Mythical
    It's Stephen King, it was caused by deadbeat alcoholic aliens who are possibly magical and also part of the secret government. Also they're from Maine a hundred years ago
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,407 Transcendent
    It was definitely caused by the military in the movie. That's why the military officer who was strung up in webs kept saying "it's our fault".

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,517 Transcendent
    Biopic of a con-man that stops before one of his ballsier stunts.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,517 Transcendent
    Rancoura said:
    Luce said:
    Recurring cast recounts history badly.
    Cloud Atlas.
    Hint for this one: F*#[email protected] the poor!
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,407 Transcendent
    Luce said:
    Biopic of a con-man that stops before one of his ballsier stunts.
    Just a guess, but Catch Me If You Can?

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    Cheese-loving people sing about their tragic lives on the streets. Freedom-freedom-freedom-oy!
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,517 Transcendent
    American Tale?
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