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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,400 Transcendent
    edited August 2016
    Girl stresses herself out psychologically so much that she ends up looking a little bit like Rancoura.
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,858 Transcendent
    Rancoura said:
    Girl stresses herself out psychologically so much that she ends up looking a little bit like Rancoura.
    Black Swan.
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,400 Transcendent
    Smalltown girl with a helluva voice ends up rocking things up with Cher.
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,858 Transcendent
    Burlesque!
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,360 Transcendent
    A prejudiced young man falls in love with a proud young lady after insulting her at his friend's party. Or is it a proud young man falls in love with a prejudiced young woman...? Anyway, shenanigans ensue.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,400 Transcendent
    Pride and Prejudice? Where much prejudice abounds?
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,400 Transcendent
    Nudist zombie gets c**kblocked by Brendan Fraser.

    (This was not my idea :s )
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • SynkarinSynkarin Nothing to see here Member Posts: 3,216 Transcendent
    Rancoura said:
    Nudist zombie gets c**kblocked by Brendan Fraser.

    (This was not my idea :s )
    But an awesome one

    Everiine said:
    "'Cause the fighting don't stop till I walk in."
    -Synkarin's Lament.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,400 Transcendent
    Kids who don't like playing the games adults tell them to rebel.
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • RehdRehd Member Posts: 13 Novice
    Sylandra said:
    Guy threatens to jump off a ferris wheel unless the upper class girl he likes goes out with him, so she does. Later, said guy steals her from her fiance. Then they both die. The End. What is this?
  • DylaraDylara Member Posts: 1,287 Transcendent
    Rehd said:
    Sylandra said:
    Guy threatens to jump off a ferris wheel unless the upper class girl he likes goes out with him, so she does. Later, said guy steals her from her fiance. Then they both die. The End. What is this?
    The Notebook.

    Avurekhos says, "Dylara's a PvP menace in my eyes, totes rekting face."

    The eye of Dylara materialises in your hands and flings itself around your neck, tightening incomprehensibly until it is irremovable.
    Perfectly clean, this eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of Dylara. It has been animated by some unusual force, constantly looking around itself as if in shock or fear. It is bathed in a light covering of white flames that roll endlessly over its surface. A single chain of empyreal metal pierces either side of the eye, allowing it to be worn around the neck.


  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,504 Transcendent
    Rancoura said:
    Kids who don't like playing the games adults tell them to rebel.
    May the odds ever be in your favour!
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,504 Transcendent
    Rancoura said:
    Nudist zombie gets c**kblocked by Brendan Fraser.

    (This was not my idea :s )
    Aaand the Mummy
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    child plays game and crushes bugs
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  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    Hot shot leader who lives in a sombrero gets beat up by a fake bird, circus troupe and a little guy.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal Member Posts: 2,645 Transcendent
    Little girl and boy wreak havoc as distraught couple attempts to have a child, girl questions self-identity and loses everything when she's given what she wants. Meryl Streep sings.
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • SakakiSakaki Member Posts: 390 Expert
    Here's a few more >_>

    1. Terrorist destroys local town to show how corrupt their capitalist society is.

    2. Juvenile delinquent orchestrates the prison break of dangerous mammal.

    3.  I'm not supposed to talk about it.
    Kiss of the Enchantress hisses eerily, "Let them fear, and despair."
  • ArixArix Member Posts: 1,152 Mythical
    Adam Sandler goes on vacation to exotic locale, shenanigans ensue
  • SakakiSakaki Member Posts: 390 Expert
    Arix said:
    Adam Sandler goes on vacation to exotic locale, shenanigans ensue
    Pretty much every adam sandler movie in existence? :p

    (Seriously though, probably Grown Ups)
    Kiss of the Enchantress hisses eerily, "Let them fear, and despair."
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark AustraliaMember Posts: 3,378 Transcendent
    Arix said:
    Adam Sandler goes on vacation to exotic locale, shenanigans ensue
    Or Blended.



  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,360 Transcendent
    Tremula said:
    Little girl and boy wreak havoc as distraught couple attempts to have a child, girl questions self-identity and loses everything when she's given what she wants. Meryl Streep sings.
    A middling remake of Into the Woods.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,504 Transcendent
    Sakaki said:
    Here's a few more >_>

    2. Juvenile delinquent orchestrates the prison break of dangerous mammal.

    3.  I'm not supposed to talk about it.
    Free Willy, Fight club.
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    edited August 2016
    Orphan drops dope beat for rapper
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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,400 Transcendent
    Gundam meets Godzilla.
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,360 Transcendent
    Four children get Saturday detention and reevaluate their life choices.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • DylaraDylara Member Posts: 1,287 Transcendent
    Zombie has an existential crisis, falls in love and saves the world.

    Avurekhos says, "Dylara's a PvP menace in my eyes, totes rekting face."

    The eye of Dylara materialises in your hands and flings itself around your neck, tightening incomprehensibly until it is irremovable.
    Perfectly clean, this eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of Dylara. It has been animated by some unusual force, constantly looking around itself as if in shock or fear. It is bathed in a light covering of white flames that roll endlessly over its surface. A single chain of empyreal metal pierces either side of the eye, allowing it to be worn around the neck.


  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    Dylara said:
    Zombie has an existential crisis, falls in love and saves the world.
    Warm bodies!
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    All of the feels.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • BreandrynBreandryn Member Posts: 1,521 Transcendent
    Elderly flatmates experience the nightlife.
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