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  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark AustraliaMember Posts: 3,371 Transcendent
    Ghost unwittingly haunts a kid for a while.



  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal Member Posts: 2,645 Transcendent
    Man has PTSD about a sled.
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,358 Transcendent
    A little girl falls asleep and wakes up, her head mercifully still intact.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.Member Posts: 7,815 Transcendent
    A preacher, an ex-soldier, his old lieutenant and her husband, a psychopathic savant of a girl and her brother, a high priced whore and an ex-mercenary fly around in a ship delivering cargo. Sometimes they wear bonnets.
    Bob Junior says, "I had a party hook onnce. Lost it iNsiDee of soMe buxsm dracnari maiden, I thiik."
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark AustraliaMember Posts: 3,371 Transcendent
    Shaddus said:

    A preacher, an ex-soldier, his old lieutenant and her husband, a psychopathic savant of a girl and her brother, a high priced whore and an ex-mercenary fly around in a ship delivering cargo. Sometimes they wear bonnets.

    Too soon ;_;



  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne Member Posts: 2,797 Transcendent
    Younger brother sells out family to a tyrant for a dessert. A lion is used as an allegory for Jesus.

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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,373 Transcendent
    edited August 2016
    Kilee said:

    An old man pays to get a new life and takes a lot of pills. He sort of dies in the end but not really.

    Self/less?
    Kilee said:

    A mentally challenged man chases after a loose woman and does some pretty neat things.

    Forest Gump?
    Lavinya said:

    Ghost unwittingly haunts a kid for a while.

    Edit: The Sixth Sense!
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,373 Transcendent
    Man is obsessed with numbers, discovers unsettling past via fantasy narrative in which he has some pretty sexy tattoos.
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,373 Transcendent
    Sylandra said:

    A little girl falls asleep and wakes up, her head mercifully still intact.

    Alice in Wonderland?
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,373 Transcendent
    Luce said:


    Rancoura said:

    Your FPS avatar exists in real life, but he has a mind and a mission of his own, like rescuing his Sims-like avatar wife.

    I almost want to say Terminator?
    Nope.
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
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  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Rancoura said:

    Kilee said:

    An old man pays to get a new life and takes a lot of pills. He sort of dies in the end but not really.

    Self/less?
    Kilee said:

    A mentally challenged man chases after a loose woman and does some pretty neat things.

    Forest Gump?
    Lavinya said:

    Ghost unwittingly haunts a kid for a while.

    Edit: The Sixth Sense!
    Rancoura said:

    Kilee said:

    An old man pays to get a new life and takes a lot of pills. He sort of dies in the end but not really.

    Self/less?
    Kilee said:

    A mentally challenged man chases after a loose woman and does some pretty neat things.

    Forest Gump?
    Lavinya said:

    Ghost unwittingly haunts a kid for a while.

    Edit: The Sixth Sense!
    correct!
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  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Rancoura said:

    Man is obsessed with numbers, discovers unsettling past via fantasy narrative in which he has some pretty sexy tattoos.

    DaVinci code?
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  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Kilee said:

    An unlikely hero finds an ancient relic. Challenge by a jerky bad dude. Captured but then let go by love interest. Go to secret place, bunch of "unique" people. Team forms. Oops, enemies are here. Pirate helps heroes escape. Unlikely Hero says, "I have a plan." Invade enemy base, goes well, oops massive fight breaks out. Army comes out of nowhere to help heros. Hero uses artifact to beat bad guy.

    This is actually two movies. @Daraius would know one of them
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  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,358 Transcendent
    A unicorn facing extinction experiences an existential crisis when she's transformed into a mopey human girl. Cheesy 80's music features prominently.
    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • SynkarinSynkarin Nothing to see here Member Posts: 3,216 Transcendent
    edited August 2016
    Sylandra said:

    A unicorn facing extinction experiences an existential crisis when she's transformed into a mopey human girl. Cheesy 80's music features prominently.

    This was one of my favorite movies as a kid.

    Creepy boob tree

    Everiine said:
    "'Cause the fighting don't stop till I walk in."
    -Synkarin's Lament.
  • CenCen Member Posts: 234 Master
    Rancoura said:

    Man is obsessed with numbers, discovers unsettling past via fantasy narrative in which he has some pretty sexy tattoos.

    The Number 23.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,475 Transcendent
    Eldanien said:

    Shaddus said:

    A preacher, an ex-soldier, his old lieutenant and her husband, a psychopathic savant of a girl and her brother, a high priced whore and an ex-mercenary fly around in a ship delivering cargo. Sometimes they wear bonnets.

    You can't take the sky from me.
    Sounds...special.
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Man can't write books. Man acquires people who write books. They go missing and torment him.
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  • CyndarinAscendsCyndarinAscends Member Posts: 1,461 Transcendent
    Small gay couple sets forth to rid the world of bad jewelry.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,373 Transcendent

    Small gay couple sets forth to rid the world of bad jewelry.

    That sounds like the Lord of the Rings coming from you, ha.
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    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • TalanTalan Member Posts: 1,000 Transcendent
    The criminal rich like cocaine, pool parties, and attractive women.
    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,373 Transcendent
    Wolf of Wall Street.
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,373 Transcendent
    edited August 2016
    Man wakes up slightly less than a month after people start going ape &%#@ on each other.
    Tonight amidst the mountaintops   
    And endless starless night   
    Singing how the wind was lost   
    Before an earthly flight
  • TalanTalan Member Posts: 1,000 Transcendent
    28 days later.

    Blind girl takes a walk in a nature preserve.
    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • DylaraDylara Member Posts: 1,287 Transcendent
    Talan said:

    28 days later.

    Blind girl takes a walk in a nature preserve.

    The village.

    Avurekhos says, "Dylara's a PvP menace in my eyes, totes rekting face."

    The eye of Dylara materialises in your hands and flings itself around your neck, tightening incomprehensibly until it is irremovable.
    Perfectly clean, this eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of Dylara. It has been animated by some unusual force, constantly looking around itself as if in shock or fear. It is bathed in a light covering of white flames that roll endlessly over its surface. A single chain of empyreal metal pierces either side of the eye, allowing it to be worn around the neck.


  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Enslaved monsters fight another monster who was man made but this monster makes more genetic monsters, the hero of the movie gets stoned.
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  • SylandraSylandra Friend of Dog Member Posts: 4,358 Transcendent
    Kilee said:

    Enslaved monsters fight another monster who was man made but this monster makes more genetic monsters, the hero of the movie gets stoned.

    Lol Pokemon the Movie?

    Fyler said:
    Sylandra has a very signature (and somewhat twisted) sense of humor
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Sylandra said:

    Kilee said:

    Enslaved monsters fight another monster who was man made but this monster makes more genetic monsters, the hero of the movie gets stoned.

    Lol Pokemon the Movie?

    The part of our childhood where we look back and cry.

    Correct :)
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  • DylaraDylara Member Posts: 1,287 Transcendent
    I watched that the other day, won't lie.

    Avurekhos says, "Dylara's a PvP menace in my eyes, totes rekting face."

    The eye of Dylara materialises in your hands and flings itself around your neck, tightening incomprehensibly until it is irremovable.
    Perfectly clean, this eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of Dylara. It has been animated by some unusual force, constantly looking around itself as if in shock or fear. It is bathed in a light covering of white flames that roll endlessly over its surface. A single chain of empyreal metal pierces either side of the eye, allowing it to be worn around the neck.


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