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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,480 Transcendent
    Super nerd "steals" idea, recruits friends, betrays friends, gets sued, becomes billionaire.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Rancoura said:

    Super nerd "steals" idea, recruits friends, betrays friends, gets sued, becomes billionaire.

    Social Network
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  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal Member Posts: 2,645 Transcendent
    Salome said:

    A young woman is raised by three overbearing lesbian witches only to be discovered by a stalker who turns out to be a prince. Whose best friend is a horse. Later she takes a REALLY long nap.

    Sleeping Beauty
    Salome said:

    Four adolescent archetypes talk about their problems.

    Breakfast Club
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia GameMember Posts: 4,706 Transcendent
    Two kids find a snazzy new board game and family game night goes very, very, very wrong.
    Portius said:
    Is Toshan monasticism a trick to domesticate loboshigaru and turn them all into good doggies who need treats?
  • CyndarinAscendsCyndarinAscends Member Posts: 1,461 Transcendent
    edited August 2016
    Angry father punishes rebellious daughter by destroying everything she owns. Rebellious daughter punishes father by blowing up his house with her new friends.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,480 Transcendent
    Jumanji!

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Sylandra said:

    Two kids find a snazzy new board game and family game night goes very, very, very wrong.

    I forget how to spell it
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  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Kilee said:

    Shaddus said:

    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    Where the Red Fern Grows?
    Salome said:

    Kilee said:

    Guys dog dies and dude goes to shoot a gun.

    It's John Wick.
    Nope
    I am Legend is the movie I was referring to
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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,480 Transcendent
    John Wick was totally applicable there, too!

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • RehdRehd Member Posts: 13 Novice
    Kilee said:

    Evil corporation takes over
    Two less than intelligent men set out on a quest
    They find what they need to save the day
    Rock ballad ultimately saves the day

    This is either The SpongeBob Movie or some obscure Disney movie
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen CanadaMember Posts: 1,480 Transcendent
    Guy's going-away party is crashed by a giant alien taking a waltz through Manhattan. This movie might make you dizzy.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • CyndarinAscendsCyndarinAscends Member Posts: 1,461 Transcendent
    Rancoura said:

    Guy's going-away party is crashed by a giant alien taking a waltz through Manhattan. This movie might make you dizzy.

    cloverfield!
  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia GameMember Posts: 4,706 Transcendent
    Guy threatens to jump off a ferris wheel unless the upper class girl he likes goes out with him, so she does. Later, said guy steals her from her fiance. Then they both die. The End.
    Portius said:
    Is Toshan monasticism a trick to domesticate loboshigaru and turn them all into good doggies who need treats?
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    Sylandra said:

    Guy threatens to jump off a ferris wheel unless the upper class girl he likes goes out with him, so she does. Later, said guy steals her from her fiance. Then they both die. The End.

    The rest of the 3005 music video?
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  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia GameMember Posts: 4,706 Transcendent

    A whole ship full of people take the ice bucket challenge.

    Lmao, Titanic.
    Portius said:
    Is Toshan monasticism a trick to domesticate loboshigaru and turn them all into good doggies who need treats?
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master

    A whole ship full of people take the ice bucket challenge.

    hahahaha titanic
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  • RehdRehd Member Posts: 13 Novice
    It's too soon for that joke Celina
  • CyndarinAscendsCyndarinAscends Member Posts: 1,461 Transcendent
    Sordid love triangle between a young girl, a dog, and undead glitter.
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    An old man pays to get a new life and takes a lot of pills. He sort of dies in the end but not really.
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  • DemartelDemartel Member Posts: 441 Virtuoso
    Two kids fall in love over summer. Ignore each other when school starts. Sing songs for two hours.
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal Member Posts: 2,645 Transcendent
    Demartel said:

    Two kids fall in love over summer. Ignore each other when school starts. Sing songs for two hours.

    I can't tell if this is Grease or High School Musical.
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • DemartelDemartel Member Posts: 441 Virtuoso
    The former, IMO best Musical ever.
  • SalomeSalome Member Posts: 677 Mythical
    Rancoura said:

    A charismatic soap-seller and critical thinker gradually forms a group of anarchists.

    Fight Club.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi Member Posts: 2,520 Transcendent
    Salome said:

    A young woman is raised by three overbearing lesbian witches only to be discovered by a stalker who turns out to be a prince. Whose best friend is a horse. Later she takes a REALLY long nap.

    I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
    Rancoura said:

    A charismatic soap-seller and critical thinker gradually forms a group of anarchists.

    Can't talk about it.
    Tremula said:

    Elderly man gives terrible retirement gift to family member before going on holiday, family member and friends must now travel for miles upon miles to return it while getting mugged, fighting through cobwebs, and trespassing.

    Lord of the Rings trilogy
    Rancoura said:

    Your FPS avatar exists in real life, but he has a mind and a mission of his own, like rescuing his Sims-like avatar wife.

    I almost want to say Terminator?

    Death takes a holiday, a baroness kills Santa.
  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia GameMember Posts: 4,706 Transcendent

    Sordid love triangle between a young girl, a dog, and undead glitter.

    Twilight, loool. @Cyndarin is totally killing this thread, guys.
    Portius said:
    Is Toshan monasticism a trick to domesticate loboshigaru and turn them all into good doggies who need treats?
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    A mentally challenged man chases after a loose woman and does some pretty neat things.
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  • SynkarinSynkarin Nothing to see here Member Posts: 3,216 Transcendent
    Coeds cohabitat in a cabin in the countryside and come close to reanimated corpses of beavers. Chaos is caused.

    Everiine said:
    "'Cause the fighting don't stop till I walk in."
    -Synkarin's Lament.
  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    edited August 2016
    Stereotype jerk male meet strong female lead and friends. Friends are idiots and die quickly. They're almost killed by incest babies. Burning a house down with their dead friends inside is considered a happy ending
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  • KileeKilee Member Posts: 354 Master
    An unlikely hero finds an ancient relic. Challenge by a jerky bad dude. Captured but then let go by love interest. Go to secret place, bunch of "unique" people. Team forms. Oops, enemies are here. Pirate helps heroes escape. Unlikely Hero says, "I have a plan." Invade enemy base, goes well, oops massive fight breaks out. Army comes out of nowhere to help heros. Hero uses artifact to beat bad guy.
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