(Ad-Hoc): Portius (from the Aetherways) says, "It's like, the difference between a standard anus and an artificial uber-anus designed specifically to annoy people."
Gnafia sucks. They literally stole Santa and tried to drug us all to death. Not very polite. More of an asshole move than just being irritatingly incompetent and reckless like the rest of the "good" gnomes. Santa excluded. Jolly Bundy and his gnomes are on the short list of actually good gnomes.
Xeii lifts her gaze to the skies as if asking for some Divine confirmation.
You say, "Erm, may They strike me down with lightning if I lie."
Something unidentifiable shoots through the open sky, leaving behind it peals of cinereous mist.
One moment you are breathing, and then you are gasping; blood sprays in hideous spurts from your mouth and your throat. You bring your hands instinctively to what must be a gaping wound, but when they touch your neck there is no wound there. There is just blood, warm and thick and real, and the lingering pain of Czixi's near-fatal blow.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
Cupping your hands before you, they fill with water and an image forms within of Veyils at putrefied glen. The angry image of Veyils fills your mind, sending a painful jolt of energy bouncing through your skull.
Librarian Torgaddon Silvermoon says, "That is how I chase people off, I shake my fist." Kreon shakes his head. Prince Kreon Zayah, Inquisitor of the Stars says, "Damn kids get off my demesne."
Cupping your hands before you, they fill with water and an image forms within of Veyils at putrefied glen. The angry image of Veyils fills your mind, sending a painful jolt of energy bouncing through your skull.
You have recovered equilibrium. (6.672s)
Why though.
Might just be an arti she has, there is that one "crystal Crown" or some such that automatically does that....
You look through a screaming furnace: The Fulcrux of Thax. A barren crag of granite juts out over a caldera, hanging above a lake of liquid metal far below. Sickly blue striations run through the metal contained within the colossal lake beneath, bubbling and churning fiercely and emitting an intense heat as it releases acrid tendrils of steam into the air. The clouds set upon the pitch black sky above cast a cerulean pall throughout the area, not a single star in sight. A monumental torrent pours down from an unseen source high above the clouds, providing the lake with an infinite supply of mercurial material and generating a choking mist that pervades the area, thick with the metallic tang of blood. Veins of the silvery-blue aqueous metal run through the granite of the rock underfoot, oscillating with unseen power and slicing alternate paths through the surrounding rock at its whim. There are 28 wights here. A hunting trophy bearing Daebach's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. The shrouded form of a wight floats ominously in the air here. There are 2 wights here. A hunting trophy bearing Yarith's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Daebach's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Eleniel's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Yarith's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Yarith's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Wobou's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Torgaddon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Yarith's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Andala's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Anelissa's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Tridemon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A grotesque ghast squats here, dragging its taloned hands on the ground. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Minkahmet's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Orimi's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Grigori's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Nelras's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Taer's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Aramel's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A conflagration of liquid metal rises from the stone beneath it, weaving its molten threads into a malevolent spike. A hunting trophy bearing Minkahmet's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Ejderha's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Ejderha's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Romaan's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Iytha's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kaimanahi's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Yarith's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Falaeron's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Barrin's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Nelras's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kendra's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kaimanahi's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. Wisps of acrid smoke dance across the viscous surface of a pool of molten metal. A hunting trophy bearing Kaimanahi's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Wobou's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Tridemon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Aramel's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Minkahmet's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Anelissa's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Anelissa's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Aeldra's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kendra's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter.
And I thought puppies and kittens and all the other creatures were bad.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
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99.99% of gnomes are crap. Finks forever!
Well, okay then!
You say, "Erm, may They strike me down with lightning if I lie."
Something unidentifiable shoots through the open sky, leaving behind it peals of cinereous mist.One moment you are breathing, and then you are gasping; blood sprays in hideous spurts from your mouth and your throat. You bring your hands instinctively to what must be a gaping wound, but when they touch your neck there is no wound there. There is just blood, warm and thick and real, and the lingering pain of Czixi's near-fatal blow.
You laughingly say, "How is it that we are not so far apart in age yet I have seen so few Goddesses arrive."
Kistan n'Kylbar whispers, "Maybe They came to see me?"
Kistan winks conspiratorially at you.
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Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
Though mine had the "HALLO" coming out of the mouth (on the right-hand side).
You have recovered equilibrium. (6.672s)
Why though.
Kreon shakes his head.
Prince Kreon Zayah, Inquisitor of the Stars says, "Damn kids get off my demesne."
Old man @Kreon, no context needed
The Fulcrux of Thax.
A barren crag of granite juts out over a caldera, hanging above a lake of liquid metal far below.
Sickly blue striations run through the metal contained within the colossal lake beneath, bubbling
and churning fiercely and emitting an intense heat as it releases acrid tendrils of steam into the
air. The clouds set upon the pitch black sky above cast a cerulean pall throughout the area, not a
single star in sight. A monumental torrent pours down from an unseen source high above the clouds,
providing the lake with an infinite supply of mercurial material and generating a choking mist that
pervades the area, thick with the metallic tang of blood. Veins of the silvery-blue aqueous metal
run through the granite of the rock underfoot, oscillating with unseen power and slicing alternate
paths through the surrounding rock at its whim. There are 28 wights here. A hunting trophy bearing
Daebach's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. The shrouded form of a
wight floats ominously in the air here. There are 2 wights here. A hunting trophy bearing Yarith's
head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing
Daebach's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Eleniel's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Kreon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Yarith's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Yarith's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Wobou's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Kreon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Torgaddon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A
hunting trophy bearing Yarith's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A
hunting trophy bearing Andala's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A
hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter.
A hunting trophy bearing Anelissa's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Tridemon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A grotesque ghast squats here, dragging its taloned hands on the ground. A hunting
trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A
hunting trophy bearing Minkahmet's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter.
A hunting trophy bearing Orimi's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter.
A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Grigori's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Nelras's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Taer's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Aramel's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A conflagration of liquid metal rises from the stone beneath it, weaving its molten
threads into a malevolent spike. A hunting trophy bearing Minkahmet's head is here, a grisly
reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a
grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Ejderha's head is here,
a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Ejderha's head is here,
a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Romaan's head is here,
a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Iytha's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kaimanahi's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Yarith's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's
head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing
Falaeron's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Kreon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Barrin's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Nelras's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Kendra's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Kaimanahi's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. Wisps
of acrid smoke dance across the viscous surface of a pool of molten metal. A hunting trophy bearing
Kaimanahi's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Wobou's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Tridemon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Aramel's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Minkahmet's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A
hunting trophy bearing Anelissa's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter.
A hunting trophy bearing Anelissa's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Aeldra's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kendra's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter.
And I thought puppies and kittens and all the other creatures were bad.
(Clan): Maligorn (from the Aetherways) says, "They're called lucidians."
23143 Whispered a mint green sheet of wildflower stationery
Whoops.
You have classflexed into (class).
As you have had no class, no insult intended, this classflex instance has had its cost and cooldown waived.
Was dusting off an old alt and saw that message when I selected their class again. Got a bit of a chuckle out of it :-P
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
... A bit later...