(Trasto): Gyorn says, "So how do you take control during a flare, and what do you get for it?"
(Trasto): You say, "You gotta get dudes on a ship into space."
(Trasto): Xenthos says, "You build a colossus and then you bombard until it is yours."
(Trasto): Xenthos says, "And shoot down enemy ships."
(Trasto): You say, "@ gyorn, and then you bombard."
(Trasto): You say, "And shoot at enemy ships."
(Trasto): Xenthos says, "And try not to get shot down."
(Trasto): You say, "And scream a lot, and."
(Trasto): Gyorn says, "I hear an echo.."
(Trasto): You say, "Hi that's my e-dad."
(Trasto): Xenthos says, "He IS my e-son."
‘It’s important to be kind. You can’t know all the times that you’ve hurt people in tiny, significant ways. It’s easy to be cruel without meaning to be. There’s nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.’
The embrace of the waves rocks you, and in their murmur, you hear the Sculptor's voice, "Be not discouraged. Let this too shape you."
Within the comfort of the current, you are swept along, past dazzling vistas of coral palaces lit by glowing jellyfish, of gem-strewn sands and brilliant anemones. Then you see destruction. Spires of pale, long-dead coral. Fish floating belly up.
But you are soon whisked past the sorrowful sights and the voice murmurs again, "Weep for the destruction wrought by those uncaring, but be comforted that there are those, like yourself, who stand against it."
The current sweeps you into a sheltered grotto, your remembered pains leeching away in the warm, comforting waters.
Congratulations, Coraline. He's willing to cannibalize the essence of other gods that has been strained through the guts of a soulless monstrosity, but draws the line at your creations.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
You give some garish peep chili stew to Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls grabs some garish peep chili stew with several tentacles and rips it into pieces, a thousand mouths devouring some garish peep chili stew in a feeding frenzy.
You are startled as a lemon meringue pie bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Mysrai.
I really already adore Crumkane! He's so sweet (literally) and witty! I'm finally actually reading the logs I cleaned yesterday and keep finding gems like this:
Suddenly quite excited, you give a decadent Delportian silk pie to Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights.
You bounce up and down.
Surely Friend Aschwar would not mind if you were to give some cookies to ANOTHER Shofet. Right?
Pasha Tsakali Mes'ard, Veiled Visionary says, "Speaking of Them, I'm sure the Shofet was quite surprised to see You as well, Lord Epicurean."
Tsakali grins mischievously at you.
You have emoted: Gurashi points at the pie, then quickly begins to write: 'if like cookies then will maybe like pies?'
Crumkane ponders a decadent Delportian silk pie thoughtfully, looking it up and down.
Tsakali nods their head sagely at you.
Drily, Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says to you, "You really do not intend to do much for My figure, do you?"
And then later, at the party:
Wiping the meringue off of her face, Coraline Myeras, the Cookie exclaims, "See? Fun!"
You have emoted: Gurashi lets out a noise as they find themselves suddenly quite covered in meringue from the elbow down.
You stare blankly at Coraline.
Crumkane gives a lemon meringue pie to you.
Nodding Her head as She speaks, Mysrai, the Urchin in Ivory says, "If you get Crumkane's suit dirty, then you'll have to pay the bill to get it fixed. I hear it's dairy-clean only."
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says to you, "You look as though you could do with a bit of retaliation."
‘It’s important to be kind. You can’t know all the times that you’ve hurt people in tiny, significant ways. It’s easy to be cruel without meaning to be. There’s nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.’
Gnomercy (Male Human). He is 22 years old, having been born on the 15th of Tzarin, 541 years after the Coming of Estarra. He is unranked in Lusternia. He is an extremely credible character. He is an Alumnus in the Empyreal Academy. He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers. He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence. He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might. He is not currently active in any family.
shopout open door up up close door down Dark astral currents flow together and congeal into a mass of tentacles. sm add fire parasol tentacles
You open the reinforced door to the up.
The door to the down slams shut. This room has not been mapped. Blue marble cavern ensconced behind a waterfall. (#MAE_1) You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. Shopkeeper: you may BUY SHOPSIGN for 200000 gold in this shop. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading south and down (closed door).
The reinforced door is not open.
You build upon your stratagem, adding action one as: FIRE PARASOL TENTACLES. You execute your stratagem. I do not recognize anything called that here.
The door to the down is opened from the other side. A mass of tentacles slithers in from the down, bringing an incredibly unpleasant stench with it.
So apparently thralls of Kethuru have global manse permissions. HAX
Binky Tailsnap peeks out from between his fingers, blinking. "No no. I'm just a scaredy-kin! I'm sorry!"
From somewhere in the trees, the voice of Miaei Wildbriar calls out, "Yeah! A big, tiny, scaredy-kin! Hah!"
"I would kick them, and then punch them, like ha! And hah!" Miaei's voice echoes from above, though the only hints of her physical presence are the rustling of leaves every time she cried, "Hah!"
‘It’s important to be kind. You can’t know all the times that you’ve hurt people in tiny, significant ways. It’s easy to be cruel without meaning to be. There’s nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.’
(OOC CLAN): Xenthos (from the Aetherways) says, "*submit paperwork for seduction of guards*."
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
You give a nice garosaur taxidermy to Lady Aramel Shevat.
You give a delicious kaelye taxidermy to Lady Aramel Shevat.
You beam broadly at Aramel.
Aramel cups her face with her hands and the corners of her mouth turn down dramatically from her
extreme distress.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Wearer of the Peep Chili, Coraline Myeras says, "Plus, Low Magic is some hippie mumbo jumbo."
Snorting loudly, Revelrous Afrit, Lazula of the Sands says, "Imagine dismissing Low magic when they have access to Serpent."
Imitating a Low Magic user, Wearer of the Peep Chili, Coraline Myeras exclaims, "Oh, look at me! I wear flowers in my hair and my skills are called Summer and Autumn!"
Caught in a sudden bout of whimsy, Coraline twirls about the room in idle circles.
Adopting a pretentious High Magic practitioner's pose, Revelrous Afrit, Lazula of the Sands says, "Behold! My most powerful act! The great penta-oh it's gone."
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."
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With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
Wildeflower Aramel Strongleaf says to Xiran, "My cousin's attitude to life is rather like her attitude towards cake - to have everything, and at once, and lots of it."
Me, getting bored and checking out some things I've never had to actually deal with.
You say, "I request an execution order for Alexandria."
High Supreme Justice Lilliana Sunfar says, "Very well, Alexandria shall be executed for the
betterment of the Collective. A moment while I file the necessary order forms."
High Supreme Justice Lilliana Sunfar brings forth a shimmering crystalline order form, which she
signs with a decided flourish before handing it to you.
In cold monotone, High Supreme Justice Lilliana Sunfar says, "Submit this request to Klayok Pavok. I
have done my civil duty."
Time for an insurrection!
Her voice firm and commanding, Terentia, the Even Bladed says to you, "You have kept your oath to Me, Parhelion. You have sworn to maintain Justice in these troubled times."
Yet if a boon be granted me, unworthy as I am, let it be for a steady hand with a clear eye and a fury most inflaming.
Comments
(Trasto): Gyorn says, "So how do you take control during a flare, and what do you get for it?"
(Trasto): You say, "You gotta get dudes on a ship into space."
(Trasto): Xenthos says, "You build a colossus and then you bombard until it is yours."
(Trasto): Xenthos says, "And shoot down enemy ships."
(Trasto): You say, "@ gyorn, and then you bombard."
(Trasto): You say, "And shoot at enemy ships."
(Trasto): Xenthos says, "And try not to get shot down."
(Trasto): You say, "And scream a lot, and."
(Trasto): Gyorn says, "I hear an echo.."
(Trasto): You say, "Hi that's my e-dad."
(Trasto): Xenthos says, "He IS my e-son."
It’s easy to be cruel without meaning to be. There’s nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.’
Within the comfort of the current, you are swept along, past dazzling vistas of coral palaces lit by glowing jellyfish, of gem-strewn sands and brilliant anemones. Then you see destruction. Spires of pale, long-dead coral. Fish floating belly up.
But you are soon whisked past the sorrowful sights and the voice murmurs again, "Weep for the destruction wrought by those uncaring, but be comforted that there are those, like yourself, who stand against it."
The current sweeps you into a sheltered grotto, your remembered pains leeching away in the warm, comforting waters.
10/10, would die again
Order): Raezon says, "My Coraline."
(Deadly Elixir is A-OK, but shrampies are where He draws the line!)
(Order): Raezon says, "I mean the seafood and chocolate concoction you have bestowed upon Me."
The First World seems a little gayer as the childlike voice of Mysrai echoes in a thousand sing-song
voices, "Ya-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Nervously, Coraline Myeras, the Cookie asks, "Uh.. which one do You mean?"
Mysrai points some garish peep chili stew at Coraline.
Coraline slumps down dejectedly.
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Crumkane quickly devours a shrimp filled with white chocolate sauce.
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "The shrimp is not the...SINGLE vilest thing I have ever
Crumkane gives a shrimp filled with white chocolate sauce to Mysrai, the Urchin in Ivory.
Mysrai, the Urchin in Ivory says, "White chocolate? I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't have a mouth."
With that being said, the Urchin's mouth completely vanishes from Her face.
You say, "Wow, we're really doubling down on 'Will the Urchin eat this?'"
You bounce up and down.
You have emoted: Gurashi lets out a noise as they find themselves suddenly quite covered in meringue from the elbow down.
It’s easy to be cruel without meaning to be. There’s nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.’
He is 22 years old, having been born on the 15th of Tzarin, 541 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an Alumnus in the Empyreal Academy.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Probably my favourite joke name in some time now.
Explorer (80%), Achiever (53%), Socializer (53%), Killer (13%)
Bartle Taxonomy
(test yourself)
open door up
up
close door down
Dark astral currents flow together and congeal into a mass of tentacles.
sm add fire parasol tentacles
This room has not been mapped.
Blue marble cavern ensconced behind a waterfall. (#MAE_1)
You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system.
Shopkeeper: you may BUY SHOPSIGN for 200000 gold in this shop. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You execute your stratagem.
I do not recognize anything called that here.
A mass of tentacles slithers in from the down, bringing an incredibly unpleasant stench with it.
So apparently thralls of Kethuru have global manse permissions. HAX
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Kalas Malarious, Speaker of Doom says, "Relaxxxxxxx."
You snuggle up close to Malarious, smiling happily.
Kalas Malarious, Speaker of Doom says, "Sanity?"
Primarch Shango D'Cente, Dark Animus of the Machine says, "Mojo?"
You ponder the situation.
Shango snaps his fingers.
Primarch Shango D'Cente, Dark Animus of the Machine says, "Libido."
Shango nods his head sagely.
Lysandus's eyes sparkle with amusement.
You have emoted: Mirae emits a small snort as she tries to hide her laugh.
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Binky Tailsnap peeks out from between his fingers, blinking. "No no. I'm just a scaredy-kin! I'm sorry!"
From somewhere in the trees, the voice of Miaei Wildbriar calls out, "Yeah! A big, tiny, scaredy-kin! Hah!"
"I would kick them, and then punch them, like ha! And hah!" Miaei's voice echoes from above, though the only hints of her physical presence are the rustling of leaves every time she cried, "Hah!"
It’s easy to be cruel without meaning to be. There’s nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.’
Backstory: People keep drive-by gifting platters at the Flame. I ended up with like six of them, so I just ate them all.
You cover your mouth to stifle a belch, and find yourself rewarded with increased divine offerings.
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A mound of gibbering eyeballs smiles happily.
They have feelings?
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Time for an insurrection!
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."